How do the Pirates always manage to find new ways to sodomize their fans? 18 straight losing seasons wasn't enough, they had to go 7 games over .500 and take the lead of the NL Central in 2011 to get their fan's hopes up before going prostate deep for the kill with a 10 game losing streak. How do you top that? How about going 16 games over .500, take lead of the NL Central and have a NL MVP candidate, only to completely implode when facing such talent as the vaunted Diamondbacks and Padres?