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[harSon]

Why does Hurdle suck so horribly at pulling pitchers? I know it sucks to pull him in the 4th, but dude has given up fucking 10 hits you piece of shit ingrate.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Told ya the 7-1 blown lead against the Padres was the 2012 Jerry Meals game.

 

[Fenderputty]

Fuck ... At least no one else was on.

 

[aFIGurANT]

Cards got to Kershaw for like 5 in hist last start, he keeps the good pitching up through this inning and it's home free I bet.

 

[harSon]

Hurdle, Rodriguez has given up 10 hits and 5 runs in 4 innings, why the fuck is he still in the game?

 

[CygnusXS]

Jair Jurrjens just left his AAA rehab start with an injury.

I just did the mental math for the first time and realized that he's 10th on the SP depth chart now.

 

[TheNatural]

BRUUUUUUUCE

Cy Young, right, lol.

 

[Windu]

I just did the mental math for the first time and realized that he's 10th on the SP depth chart now.

1. Sheets
2. Hudson
3. Medlen
4. Malholm
5. Minor
6. Delgado
7. Teheran
8. Redmond
9. Flande
10. Jurrjens

?

edit: oh wait left off Hanson and Gilmartin

 

[harSon]

Lol, I go to put a load of clothes in the laundry and by the time I get back all of our batters are expired.

We're terribad right now

 

[CygnusXS]

Redmond isn't in the org anymore... Gilmartin is the other guy.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

1. Sheets
2. Hudson
3. Medlen
4. Malholm
5. Minor
6. Delgado
7. Teheran
8. Redmond
9. Flande
10. Jurrjens

?

edit: oh wait left off Hanson and Gilmartin

Redmond was traded to the Reds for Paul Janish.

 

[The Frankman]

BRUUUUUUUCE

Cy Young, right, lol.

ASSHOLE POST.

[U]STATS	         W	L	ERA	SO	WHIP[/U]
2012 Season	15	3	2.84	174	1.04

 

[Windu]

Redmond isn't in the org anymore... Gilmartin is the other guy.

Redmond was traded to the Reds for Paul Janish.

oh yeah forgot

 

[TheNatural]

Redmond isn't in the org anymore... Gilmartin is the other guy.

He's supposed to start one of these doubleheaders against the Cubs this week, because of the new doubleheader rule that you can call someone up to have him start and technically have 26 guys on the roster for that game.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

There goes Aaron Cook's no-hitter. First hit to J.J. Hardy with 1 out in the 6th.

 

[TheNatural]

ASSHOLE POST.

[U]STATS	         W	L	ERA	SO	WHIP[/U]
2012 Season	15	3	2.84	174	1.04

2.89 now.

 

[dmag1223]

Sorry Dickey . For real he seems like a really good dude.

 

[Malo]

Long live king Felix.

Now trade him to us in the off season, Mariners.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

September 8th was supposed to be Melky Cabrera t-shirt night at AT&T park with the first 20,000 entrants getting a free shirt.

Suddenly, Hunter Pence bobblehead night at Citizens Bank Park in a few days doesn't seem so embarassing.

 

[TheNatural]

September 8th was supposed to be Melky Cabrera t-shirt night at AT&T park with the first 20,000 entrants getting a free shirt.

Suddenly, Hunter Pence bobblehead night at Citizens Bank Park in a few days doesn't seem so embarassing.

Don't worry he can still appeal. Maybe the piss holder kept the urine out of the fridge for 10 minutes, which has now been scientifically proven to produce testosterone.

 

[The Frankman]

Sorry Dickey . For real he seems like a really good dude.

Knuckler is sitting high, and it's the normal one; not the one he intentionally throws up to hitters. hat + wind tunnel is killing him.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Don't worry he can still appeal. Maybe the piss holder kept the urine out of the fridge for 10 minutes, which has now been scientifically proven to produce testosterone.

He already appealed. He dropped it because it was eating into potential playoff games.

 

[ZeroRay]

Congrats to The King™

 

[Mr. Enigma]

lmao Red Sox

 

[The Frankman]

He already appealed. He dropped it because it was eating into potential playoff games.

 

[Blearth]

Giants are saving $1.67 million on Cabrera this season.

oh joy

NL West!

 

[Windu]

Bobby Cox at the braves game, quick put a mic next to him so i can hear his new nicknames.

 

[harSon]

How many times are we going to get a lead off hit, only to hit into a double play the next at bat?

 

[NomarTyme]

oh joy


NL West!

Dodgers got this!

 

[sangreal]

Freddy's perfect game bid is off to a good start

 

[weekend_warrior]

Freddy perfect through 2.

 

[harSon]

The Pirates are proof that there's no such thing as a God. No God would allow a people to suffer as much as Pirates fans have.

Edit: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RESOP. FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF GORILLA SHIT. OBVIOUSLY RAPE IS LEGAL IN THE STATE OF PITTSBURGH BECAUSE THE PIRATES HAVE BEEN BENDING US OVER SINCE 1993.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

 

[Windu]

The Pirates are proof that there's no such thing as a God. No God would allow a people to suffer as much as Pirates fans have.

Cub Fans laugh at you

 

[CygnusXS]

Pittsburgh is a state? And of course rape is legal there, just ask Roethlisberger.

 

[vas_a_morir]

The Pirates are proof that there's no such thing as a God. No God would allow a people to suffer as much as Pirates fans have.

Edit: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RESOP. FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF GORILLA SHIT. OBVIOUSLY RAPE IS LEGAL IN THE STATE OF PITTSBURGH BECAUSE THE PIRATES HAVE BEEN BENDING US OVER SINCE 1993.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

God gave you the Steelers, yet thou doth ask for more?

 

[harSon]

Cub Fans laugh at you

I don't give a fuck about what we did when I was still shitting my diapers, or -20 years old. How about all of the Pirates fans who were born in the late 80s? There has been no sports fans that fucked over in the history of man.

At least the fucking Cubs go to the playoffs from time to time.

 

[vas_a_morir]

I don't give a fuck about what we did when I was still shitting my diapers, or -20 years old. How about all of the Pirates fans who were born in the late 80s? There has been no sports fans that fucked over in the history of man.

At least the fucking Cubs go to the playoffs from time to time.

Good point: the Cubs have been better than the Pirates in the last two decades.

 

[harSon]

It's arrived later than usual, but it's officially football season.

I feel like a fucking battered wife. The Pirates continue to bash my fucking face in, and when people call them out, I say that I fell down the fucking stairs.

I'd like to throw my hands and give up, but I'll probably be back tomorrow for another daily dose of rape at the hands of the fucking Pirates.

Fuck you Pirates.

 

[Macattk15]

Congrats to The King™

Thank you sir. I will pass along your congratulations to him.

 

[sangreal]

The Pirates are proof that there's no such thing as a God. No God would allow a people to suffer as much as Pirates fans have.

Edit: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RESOP. FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF GORILLA SHIT. OBVIOUSLY RAPE IS LEGAL IN THE STATE OF PITTSBURGH BECAUSE THE PIRATES HAVE BEEN BENDING US OVER SINCE 1993.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

well that escalated quickly

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

We sure traded for the correct Cub's pitcher.

 

[Malo]

Perfecto gone.

 

[harSon]

We sure traded for the correct Cub's pitcher.

Why must every player leave our team and fucking beast :|

Unfortunately for you, Pirates players only have a single season shelf life

 

[Dominican Power]

Dodgers sweeping The Pirates.

 

[vas_a_morir]

I just wish STL would lose.

 

[sangreal]

fuck your shift

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Why is Humber pitching?

 

[Carlbeego]

Can't ban the Melk Man.

Haters.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Pittsburgh is a state? And of course rape is legal there, just ask Roethlisberger.

Whatever he did happened in Georgia.

 

[Malo]

What the hell has gotten into Eric Chavez?