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[eznark]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[The Frankman]

Wtf happened to this dude? Had to be getting mindfucked by Citi, adjusting his whole approach, and being terrible.

Fixed for ya.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Whatever happened to that guy? I don't think I've seen a commercial in a while.

I don't know. NOw Sony does stupid commercials where a guy plays his Vita while he walks down busy intersections. Sony.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Statistical probability of Phil Hughes giving up a HR to Mark Reynolds in an average at-bat: 132%

 

[dmag1223]

Seriously guys? Its the Astros.

 

[Toth]

Jesus, I bring in groceries and the Orioles are now up by 2. Just keeps getting worse for this team.

 

[Jangocube]

Statistical probability of Phil Hughes giving up a HR to Mark Reynolds in an average at-bat: 132%

LOL

We lose Tillman, but Reynolds is absolutely crushing the ball right now.

 

[Dominican Power]

Based Dickerson!

 

[weekend_warrior]

<3 the Dick.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

<3 the Dick.

 

[The Frankman]

Grounder to 2nd, Turner whips it to 2nd and that'll do it.

Mets sweep 3 from the Marlins, they've now won 6 of their last 7 games. Jason Bay hit a grand slam and Chris Young didn't pitch badly at all.

Off to St. Louis for a Labor Day showdown tomorrow afternoon with the Cardinals.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Hell of an effort by Randy Wolf in emergency duty.

 

[Toth]

Another quality DP for Derek Jeter.

 

[eznark]

fucking Pirates LOLOLOL

 

[dmag1223]

Bases loaded no outs...no runs. In danger of losing a series to the Astros.

 

[eznark]

Pirates season completely falling apart so they are starting to throw at heads. HAHA, get fucked you pieces of shit. Couldn't be happier about ending their year.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

lmao Derek "White Flag" Lowe

 

[Malo]

Where's that's Derek Lowe gif?

 

[Dominican Power]

Derek Fucking LOWE! WHY? WHY? He's living off his debut outing.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Where's that's Derek Lowe gif?

 

[Malo]

Thank you.

Time to start drinking.

 

[eznark]

Gallardo at 101 pitches with one out in the 5th. So the Pirates will get 4+ innings of Brewers bullpen.

2 of 3 is good for this shitty team.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Phillies/Braves lineups. Phillies lineup is business as usual. Braves lineup is unique. Chipper back to #3, Heyward back to #6. Uggla and McCann benched.

Phillies 9/2 Lineup:
1. Jimmy Rollins - SS
2. Kevin Frandsen - 3B
3. Chase Utley - 2B
4. Ryan Howard - 1B
5. Ty Wigginton - LF
6. John Mayberry Jr. - CF
7. Eric Kratz - C
8. Michael Martinez - RF
9. Cole Hamels - P

Braves 9/2 Lineup:
1. Michael Bourn - CF
2. Martin Prado - 2B
3. Chipper Jones - 3B
4. Freddie Freeman - 1B
5. David Ross - C
6. Jason Heyward - RF
7. Reed Johnson - LF
8. Paul Janish - SS
9. Paul Maholm - P

 

[Jangocube]

<3

Oh, and can we officially say Encarnacion is on something yet? I mean, its pretty damn obvious.

 

[eznark]

Well at least you salvaged one win Pittsburgh.

 

[darkside31337]

Nice win by the Rays today.

Time to crush those damn Yankees.

 

[Sanjuro]

Phillies/Braves lineups. Phillies lineup is business as usual. Braves lineup is unqiue. Chipper back to #3, Heyward back to #6. Uggla and McCann benched.

Phillies 9/2 Lineup:
1. Jimmy Rollins - SS
2. Kevin Frandsen - 3B
3. Chase Utley - 2B
4. Ryan Howard - 1B
5. Ty Wigginton - LF
6. John Mayberry Jr. - CF
7. Eric Kratz - C
8. Michael Martinez - RF
9. Cole Hamels - P

Braves 9/2 Lineup:
1. Michael Bourn - CF
2. Martin Prado - 2B
3. Chipper Jones - 3B
4. Freddie Freeman - 1B
5. David Ross - C
6. Jason Heyward - RF
7. Reed Johnson - LF
8. Paul Janish - SS
9. Paul Maholm - P

Dude, I have the Internet.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Bases loaded no outs...no runs. In danger of losing a series to the Astros.

When that happens, you lose.

 

[dmag1223]

I'm so embarrased.

 

[acheron_xl]

<3

Oh, and can we officially say Encarnacion is on something yet? I mean, its pretty damn obvious.

He's shown power before, has gotten better every season since '09, and is still near peak age. Not saying he's for sure clean, but if he's dirty, I wouldn't call it obvious.

 

[McNei1y]

Check the internet but the Nats just scored 2 more runs!

 

[cashman]

 

[dmag1223]

Jay Bruce redeemed!

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

The A's the A's are on fire.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Grounder to 2nd, Turner whips it to 2nd and that'll do it.

Mets sweep 3 from the Marlins, they've now won 6 of their last 7 games. Jason Bay hit a grand slam and Chris Young didn't pitch badly at all.

Off to St. Louis for a Labor Day showdown tomorrow afternoon with the Cardinals.

Colin McHugh tomorrow!

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Braves say Andrelton Simmons could be back for the Mets series next weekend. Please dear god.

 

[Carlbeego]

Profar is the truth. Andrus is gone after when?

 

[darkside31337]

Only Rangers fans would be trying to dump the best SS in baseball.

 

[Carlbeego]

Only Rangers fans would be trying to dump the best SS in baseball.

Profar has half as many home runs as Andrus in 1 at bat.

Andrus is great defensively, but Profar can do it all. An above average defender with a bat like that. Come on man.

 

[eznark]

Profar has half as many home runs as Andrus in 1 at bat.

Andrus is great defensively, but Profar can do it all. An above average defender with a bat like that. Come on man.

Bianchi has two home runs this week! Bianchi for Andrus, straight up?

 

[darkside31337]

I get why the Rangers would trade Andrus and they should be looking to see whats out there.

I mean it'd be nice to go from the likes of Sean Rodriguez / Elliot Johnson to Andrus.

 

[Carlbeego]

Bianchi has two home runs this week! Bianchi for Andrus, straight up?

No but I would for Harper.

Elvis is also represented by Boras. It's a no brainer to get rid of Andrus.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Fuck ya Pagan!

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Why can't we get through the first inning unfazed?

 

[matthewwhatever]

Oh, and can we officially say Encarnacion is on something yet? I mean, its pretty damn obvious.

He's always had power. Now he just doesn't have to play the field anymore. Obviously this is total speculation, but I think that letting him focus entirely on hitting has helped a lot.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

The collapse is starting early this year.

 

[harSon]

Just got back from the gym.

McDonald needs to be benched. Dude is one of the worst pitchers in baseball now unless he's facing the Cardinals.

 

[rekameohs]

Billy Beane and Buck Showalter are going to rule the world.

 

[yankeehater]

Nice start so far, hopefully Hamels pitches well today.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Billy Beane and Buck Showalter are going to rule the world.

No doubt brah. New era of baseball upon us until Selig dies and the Expos comeback.