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[Dominican Power]

Those gifs are just another day for an internet user. Should of sprinkled in some Tory Lane and Ava Devine. : )


Facial Abuse gifs really would of been the icing on the cake.

 

[The Frankman]

Wtf you gotta be kidding me, this tumblr can't be that good.

It's good enough not only did I share it with NBA-GAF AND MLB-GAF so far, NBA-GAF had a discussion about genital warts and vestibular papillomatosis on IRC afterwards.

 

[Malo]

PM please.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Moneyballs should be made!

 

[jakncoke]

It's good enough not only did I share it with NBA-GAF AND MLB-GAF so far, NBA-GAF had a discussion about genital warts and vestibular papillomatosis on IRC afterwards.

:me!

 

[darkside31337]

https://twitter.com/OzzieGuillen/status/243184204526002176

He quit Twitter a lot longer than I thought he would. Wonder why he'd come back now of all times. Guess Twitter is more enjoyable than watching that trainwreck of a team every day.

 

[bigosc2k]

Come on Pence come through

 

[The Frankman]

Moneyballs should be made!

Seriously, how is there NOT a porno named Moneyballs yet?

 

[bigosc2k]

Goddamn Pence

 

[cashman]

lol does anybody still want one?

 

[jman2050]

brb smashing room with sledgehammer right now.

 

[McNei1y]

Seriously, how is there NOT a porno named Moneyballs yet?

I'm trying to figure out how the scouting scene would go... so far I got:

"She's got the build, body, the look, and the athleticism."

Then I fail to figure out where any of stats would come in to play. I'm just not using my imagination to the fullest.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

fucking loaded bases. jesus

 

[hemtae]

lol does anybody still want one?

yup

 

[bigosc2k]

I'm trying to figure out how the scouting scene would go... so far I got:

"She's got the build, body, the look, and the athleticism."

Then I fail to figure out where any of stats would come in to play. I'm just not using my imagination to the fullest.

Well they can go with body stats

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

I'm trying to figure out how the scouting scene would go... so far I got:

"She's got the build, body, the look, and the athleticism."

Then I fail to figure out where any of stats would come in to play. I'm just not using my imagination to the fullest.

Scout 1: "She can last about 10 mins giving a BJ."
Scout 2: " Her breast is a pretty good size."

something like dat lol

 

[bigosc2k]

Well time to take Vogelsong out no point in keeping him now, hoping the Padres can do some damage

 

[McNei1y]

Scout 1: "She can last about 10 mins giving a BJ."
Scout 2: " Her breast is a pretty good size."

something like dat lol

and instead of old experienced scoutman 1 who argues with Pitt, we have young hot experienced scoutwoman 1 who 'argues' with Pitt.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

and instead of old experienced scoutman 1 who argues with Pitt, we have young hot experienced scoutwoman 1 who 'argues' with Pitt.

lol and a bat is involved.

 

[Sharp]

https://twitter.com/OzzieGuillen/status/243184204526002176

He quit Twitter a lot longer than I thought he would. Wonder why he'd come back now of all times. Guess Twitter is more enjoyable than watching that trainwreck of a team every day.

Giancarlo Stanton is the saving grace of that team. I wonder how long until they trade him.

 

[The Frankman]

I'm telling you guys, we could all collaborate on an awesome script that involves sabermetrics and the like. The only thing is, who would play Art Howe?

 

[CygnusXS]

Her hips are a 45 but her tongue has 70 upside.

 

[bigosc2k]

I'm telling you guys, we could all collaborate on an awesome script that involves sabermetrics and the like. The only thing is, who would play Art Howe?

Tom Byron?

 

[The Frankman]

"That guy's SOFP numbers are the highest I've seen in ages! He needs to be up in the majors NOW!"


*SOFP = Skeet On Face Percentage.

Tom Byron?

the fuck... is he still alive?

EDIT: Holy crap he is.

 

[McNei1y]

I'm telling you guys, we could all collaborate on an awesome script that involves sabermetrics and the like. The only thing is, who would play Art Howe?

The famous softball manager Heart Blowe of course. She has trouble with GM Willy Beans because Mr. Willy want's her to play Shannon Scatteberg but she won't do such a thing since they have Carloads [censored].

 

[RobotHaus]

https://twitter.com/OzzieGuillen/status/243184204526002176

He quit Twitter a lot longer than I thought he would. Wonder why he'd come back now of all times. Guess Twitter is more enjoyable than watching that trainwreck of a team every day.

He doesn't know how to used LinkedIn, this is his professional resume, we all know he's looking for a new team. Back to the AL with the Astros? They don't care if you make jokes about Fidel Castro.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

The famous softball manager Heart Blowe of course. She has trouble with GM Willy Beans because Mr. Willy want's her to play Shannon Scatteberg but she won't do such a thing.

Beans does seem to enjoy spring training. He gets to check out new talent, first hand!

 

[The Frankman]

The famous softball manager Heart Blowe of course. She has trouble with GM Willy Beans because Mr. Willy want's her to play Shannon Scatteberg but she won't do such a thing.

Beans does seem to enjoy spring training. He gets to check out new talent, first hand!

see this is the kind of initiative we need for this project.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

I'm trying to figure out how the scouting scene would go... so far I got:

"She's got the build, body, the look, and the athleticism."

Then I fail to figure out where any of stats would come in to play. I'm just not using my imagination to the fullest.

What? There's a ton of baseball related sex puns. And you can easily make do with some fictitious sabr stats like "hotness above replacement" or "weighted erections created". Hell, you could probably get some mileage out of BABIP.

 

[RobotHaus]

Could they make the first one set in the 2011 season and then the sequel would be 2012 with the introduction of a second "wild card"?

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Dewayne Wise got more outs than Phillip Humber.

 

[McNei1y]

What? There's a ton of baseball related sex puns. And you can easily make do with some fictitious sabr stats like "hotness above replacement" or "weighted erections created". Hell, you could probably get some mileage out of BABIP.

Yea I knew there was some out there! The only ones I was thinking of was the usual base/home run talk, going the distance, shut out, pitching a perfect game, etc.

 

[CygnusXS]

SIErA: Skills Interactive Erection Average

OBP: Orgasms By Penetration

BB: Boobs on Balls

GO:FO: Get Off:Fuck On (ratio of orgasms/fuck)

VORP: Virgins Over Replacement Player

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

PTT: Penis Thrusts Taken
PTT/9: Penis Thrusts Taken per 9 minutes.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

you guys

 

[cashman]

GIDP: got into double penetration.

 

[McNei1y]

mlbGAF presents "Moneyballs".

 

[Meier]

Ughh.. dammit HanRam. :| Dodgers better get at least 1..

Fuck sake. 1st and 3rd, no outs.. score none.

 

[Macattk15]

Least you don't suck Beaven.

 

[rando14]

Dammit beaven come on dude.

 

[CygnusXS]

GIDP: got into double penetration.

Baseball-reference tells me that Miguel Cabrera is the current leader in this.

 

[Malo]

SIErA: Skills Interactive Erection Average

OBP: Orgasms By Penetration

BB: Boobs on Balls

GO:FO: Get Off:Fuck On (ratio of orgasms/fuck)

VORP: Virgins Over Replacement Player

PTT: Penis Thrusts Taken
PTT/9: Penis Thrusts Taken per 9 minutes.

Porn saber stats are awesome.

One day they will make a movie called "Moneyshot".

 

[zulux21]

Dewayne Wise got more outs than Phillip Humber.

wise now has 1.2 innings of scoreless relief. Should just move him to the bullpen to replace humber

 

[CygnusXS]

one more

DIPS Theory: Deep Inside Penetration Success Theory

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

one more

DIPS Theory: Deep Inside Penetration Success Theory

Gotta hit it on the g spot.

 

[CygnusXS]

GB%: Gangbang%

ok i'm done now

 

[bigosc2k]

Alright within 1 of the d-backs

 

[Corran Horn]

Splash hit!

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

CRUSHED

 

[RBH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG4aNl5-8fU