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[darkside31337]

Wow. Cashner is done. That is so brutal.

 

[Sharp]

Wow. Cashner is done. That is so brutal.

Most frustrating career ever.

 

[Dominican Power]

Wow. Cashner is done. That is so brutal.

Injury?

 

[Sharp]

Injury?

Looks like it. He was pointing at his elbow.

 

[darkside31337]

Injury?

Looked like an elbow injury.

 

[Macattk15]

Felix with 6 K's through in 2.2 so far.

Make dat 7 in 3.

 

[Dominican Power]

Felix with 6 K's through in 2.2 so far.

Make dat 7 in 3.

Can Flex pitch for a contender for once? TRADE HIM!

 

[cashman]

No shutout! Whooooooo

 

[Macattk15]

Can Flex pitch for a contender for once? TRADE HIM!

I unfortunately do not have any connections with the M's FO.

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

No shutout! Whooooooo

Only 2 TDs and a FG behind!

 

[CygnusXS]

Chipper Jones, 5-5, last 5 hit game for him was in 2002. Leaves game, probably injured, but aw well.

 

[CobbFC09]

Chipper Jones, 5-5, last 5 hit game for him was in 2002. Leaves game, probably injured, but aw well.

LOL.

Chipper Jones, you are unbelievable. Thank you!

 

[Windu]

He isnt injuried, its a 10-3 game.

 

[rando14]

Who's this Felix Hernandez guy? He looks like a pretty good pitcher.

 

[CygnusXS]

He isnt injuried, its a 10-3 game.

It's Chipper... He's got an injury somewhere.

 

[Sharp]

Who's this Felix Hernandez guy? He looks like a pretty good pitcher.

Did M's fans do this when Randy Johnson was on the team too or is this just a Felix thing

H-Rod time!

 

[RBH]

 

[rando14]

Did M's fans do this when Randy Johnson was on the team too or is this just a Felix thing

Look at our offense and our record. We need something.

EDIT: Wow Chen is throwing a great game also

 

[CygnusXS]

That Bauer-Cashner match really lived up to the hype.

 

[Sharp]

That Bauer-Cashner match really lived up to the hype.

Shut up. I was really looking forward to it and it basically was a worst possible case type of thing.

 

[RBH]

That Bauer-Cashner match really lived up to the hype.

:lol

 

[Macattk15]

Shut up. I was really looking forward to it and it basically was a worst possible case type of thing.

Indeed. Bauer got poo bombed and Cashner died.

And yes, Mariners fans raved about Randy Johnson when he was a Mariner.

 

[Sharp]

Indeed. Bauer got poo bombed and Cashner died.

And yes, Mariners fans raved about Randy Johnson when he was a Mariner.

I mean he deserves raves, but come on guys, there has to be something else on that team to talk about

Oh good, apparently just a lat strain for Cashner.

 

[Macattk15]

I mean he deserves raves, but come on guys, there has to be something else on that team to talk about

Oh good, apparently just a lat strain for Cashner.

Watch some Mariner games sometime. You will quickly learn there is not. Smoak sucks. Ackley has been stinking this year. Seager has cooled off. Montero has done nothing special. Ichiro is old.

I often pay attention to the M's minor league teams more than the Mariners themselves.

Etc etc ....

 

[CygnusXS]

Watch some Mariner games sometime. You will quickly learn there is not. Smoak sucks. Ackley has been stinking this year. Seager has cooled off. Montero has done nothing special. Ichiro is old.

I often pay attention the M's minor league teams more than the Mariners themselves.

Etc etc ....

Wilhelmson?

 

[rando14]

Wilhelmson?

I'll admit, Mariners relief pitching (outside a certain someone) has been pretty solid. Luetge, Furbush, and Wilhelmsen are pitching quite nicely.

 

[Macattk15]

Wilhelmson?

Well yeah he is awesome .... but I bet he gets traded.

Man. Fuck Jesus Montero. When is he gonna start his torrid hitting.

.664 OPS .... I feel like I'm watching fucking Jose Vidro DH'ing.

Gonna get perfect game'd again.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Fuck.... Well tomorrow's a lost.

bastard lol. they shall win!!

 

[rando14]

Gee, I hope I don't jinx Chen's perfect game. That would be a shame for Chen, ruining his perfect game, by talking about it, because jinxing a perfect game would be horrible.

...

Perfect game.

 

[Sharp]

Felix and Chen are totally threatening the highest combined gamescore record

 

[CygnusXS]

Brendan Ryan will break up the no-hitter.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Happy to get out of that jam. Could have gotten ugly for us.

 

[Macattk15]

Gee, I hope I don't jinx Chen's perfect game. That would be a shame for Chen, ruining his perfect game, by talking about it, because jinxing a perfect game would be horrible.

...

Perfect game.

Tied on K's with Felix. God the Mariners fucking suck.


Oh god damnit Michael Saunders.

Mother fuck balls. There goes that game.

 

[clemenx]

Poor Felix.

 

[rando14]

Fuck, Felix has shit his pants.

Enjoy your perfect game Chen.

 

[Sharp]

Ew BABIP.

 

[Macattk15]

And Adam Jones sticks his ex-Mariner penis in .... back to DotA 2 I go!


Will tune back in for the perfecto.

 

[clemenx]

Is he getting babip'd or is it solid contact? All I see in gameday is single, single, single, single.

 

[Sharp]

Is he getting babip'd or is it solid contact? All I see in gameday is single, single, single, single.

BABIP'd, mostly. I see Gameday's calling them line drives but nah.

 

[Macattk15]

Is he getting babip'd or is it solid contact? All I see in gameday is single, single, single, single.

Solid hits up the middle. 3 "line drives" and a grounder.

4-0 Orioles. GG. This Felix start went from fuck awesome to shit.

Hope Zunino is enjoying his future team tonight in the stands!

 

[Sharp]

Okay that one was kind of hard hit.

Oh come on are they seriously taking him out right now

 

[bluemax]

Well yeah he is awesome .... but I bet he gets traded.

Man. Fuck Jesus Montero. When is he gonna start his torrid hitting.

.664 OPS .... I feel like I'm watching fucking Jose Vidro DH'ing.

Gonna get perfect game'd again.

Jose Vidro had a higher OPS than Montero.

 

[Macattk15]

Jose Vidro had a higher OPS than Montero.

I know. That is why I said Fuck Jesus Montero. Hyped up bullshit!

 

[bluemax]

I know. That is why I said Fuck Jesus Montero. Hyped up bullshit!

Typical Yankees prospect.

 

[Macattk15]

Typical Yankees prospect.

Can we take ruined Pineda back? Fuck Hector Noesi and Jesus Montero is unimpressive.

 

[Sharp]

Can we take ruined Pineda back? Fuck Hector Noesi and Jesus Montero is unimpressive.

The rare trade that pleases no one.

 

[Macattk15]

Oh motherfuck. This is really going to happen again isn't it.

Least I got to listen to Mike Zunino talk in the booth that half inning.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

If that's an AL east pitcher or Pettite that ain't a balk.

 

[Macattk15]

Please Mariners. Please for the fucking love of god. Do not get fucking perfect game'd AGAIN.

 

[eznark]

Please Mariners. Please for the fucking love of god. Do not get fucking perfect game'd AGAIN.

lol