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[Little Green Yoda]

With the exception of the closer spot, this bullpen might be worse than last year's. And that's more because Ryan Franklin was terribad than Motte being good.

 

[The Frankman]

KOG is clearly a fellow Bawston fan. Welcome aboard!

Well he has shown a dislike of minorities...

 

[rando14]

AHAHAHA Texas are you fucking joking me

 

[The Frankman]

Hey Andres...

I know you're played center in an expansive park before in AT&T Park, but Citi Field is actually deeper in center.

Maybe you shouldn't play so fucking shallow in CF next time, ok?

 

[LJ11]

Torres is fucking useless. Trade never sat well with me.

 

[cashman]

At this point, I'm just watching to see if they don't get shut out.

 

[Branduil]

It's official. Derek Holland will never be anything better than just another guy. It's sad to think that the Rangers once refused to include him in a package for Roy Halladay.

Need to trade him now while some teams might still believe that his game 4 performance wasn't a fluke.

 

[The Frankman]

is Parnell also fucking useless? Because I could've hit that hanging curveball outta Citi Field. 3-3 game, ruined a great outing by Gee.

Suddenly I can't wait for Miguel Batista and Pedro Beato to come back.

 

[Sanjuro]

Well he has shown a dislike of minorities...

Sounds like the perfect New York fan to me.

 

[rando14]

Ohohohoho I cannot believe this

 

[cashman]

This is officially "one of those games."

 

[Macattk15]

JESUS Montero. Hit that one fucking hard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA then Smoak hits a 3 run bomb.

 

[cashman]

ahahahahahahaha

 

[rando14]

Oh god it never stops

 

[G-Fex]

KOG is clearly a fellow Bawston fan. Welcome aboard!

Red Sox? We'll see.

 

[Carlbeego]

Damn Texas

 

[Macattk15]

What a fucking hit parade.

 

[cashman]

Red Sox? We'll see.

You should become a Mariners fan. Their high octane offense is sure to give you some thrilling games.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Just put a Rangers uniform on a pitching machine and run it out there.

 

[Macattk15]

We've fucking hit around TWICE in this game.

I can't recall this ever happening to the Mariners.

This is going to be so fucking depressing when Texas comes back and wins.

 

[G-Fex]

You should become a Mariners fan. Their high octane offense is sure to give you some thrilling games.

HOLY SHIT Mariners slaughtering Rangers :O

 

[cashman]

Honestly, who the fuck decided it would be a good idea to run out a one out specialist as the long man.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

I'm going to fucking jump.

 

[clemenx]

Wow holy fuck. The M's won't be scoring again until July.

 

[Branduil]

Not really surprised. This is just the culmination of the Rangers' garbage play in May. They haven't been good all month.

 

[Jive Turkey]

WOW! The Rangers are playing like they're in the World Series today!

 

[bjb]

This game may save the Mariners hitting coach.

Spoiler

Till next Month

 

[The Frankman]

Ah first and 3rd 0 out? Bullpen doing work, yo.

 

[Fenix]

Morrow's leg only got bruised? Thank fuck, that looked waaay worse.

 

[Madtown_]

I think everyone should calm down. The Rangers were simply trying to correct their expected W/L to align with their actual W/L.

 

[MisterNugNug]

Damn Mariners, save some of that for tomorrow.

 

[Branduil]

I hope Tony Romo is banned from the ballpark forever after this.

 

[Prade]

Matt Dekker would have caught that ball that Torres stared at. Just sayin....

 

[The Frankman]

Damn Victorino whacked Rob Johnson with his bat. Damn Phils lead 4-3 on the sac fly.

 

[Macattk15]

I might FINALLY see Ichiro pitch tonight.

PLEASE BASED GOD.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

I can't even leave. I'm with a group

 

[RBH]

I can't even leave. I'm with a group

:lol

 

[Carlbeego]

I can't even leave. I'm with a group

lol damn man

 

[G-Fex]

So wierd, whether it be today's game, or old games I caught yesterday or even in my freaking video game, Detroit always seems to score.

 

[Sanjuro]

I can't even leave. I'm with a group

I was there for that Texas/Boston game. Sit there and shut your damn mouth.

 

[The Frankman]

I can't even leave. I'm with a group

Dude...

sometimes you gotta dig deep and just say "Fuck this, I'm outta here."


Believe me, I've done it once or twice.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

Dude...

sometimes you gotta dig deep and just say "Fuck this, I'm outta here."


Believe me, I've done it once or twice.

We came on a fuxking charter bus. The second one. The first we had broke down on the way to the game. It was a sign.

 

[The Frankman]

We came on a fuxking charter bus. The second one. The first we had broke down on the way to the game. It was a sign.

oh crap.

You know what? Take the group out to a restaurant or somewhere to hang out. How big is the group? Do you have enough swag to gather everyone for a mass walkout?

 

[Branduil]

Has a team ever lost a game 20-0 and gone on to win the World Series?

 

[Windu]

Has a team ever lost a game 20-0 and gone on to win the World Series?

Rangers winning the World Series? lol.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Freeman's got goggle power. 3-for-5 with 3 RBIs.

EDIT: lmao Heyward sucks so much ass.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

oh crap.

You know what? Take the group out to a restaurant or somewhere to hang out. How big is the group? Do you have enough swag to gather everyone for a mass walkout?

Lol I'm not going to convince 79 other people.

 

[The Frankman]

Lol I'm not going to convince 79 other people.

I hear money is a great motivator.

 

[G-Fex]

Lol I'm not going to convince 79 other people.

How's the group feeling right now? Facepalming?

 

[The_Inquisitor]

How's the group feeling right now? Facepalming?

Most want to leave. But we have people who don't give a fuck. Those count as "stays" lol