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[Joe Shlabotnik]

Maybe he was a ghost! A scared ghost who had to pee.

 

[cashman]

No clue. There's a park on the other side where we parked and there was a bunch of kids, so maybe he was with them. But there's also a school near it, so he was a student or something. The whole situation was sketch, hence the leaving very fast.

I'm somewhat inclined to believe he was homeless because he told us his mother left him by the highway prior to this meeting, but at the same time he looked relatively clean and didn't smell for someone who's been in that weather for as long as he was "dropped off". But he did ask if we were returning tomorrow...

Who knows! But I'm not coming back anytime this week, so he'll more than likely be gone when I get back.

Also, this all went down right here: https://maps.google.com/maps?q=27.765515,-82.650903&num=1&t=h&vpsrc=0&ie=UTF8&z=18&iwloc=A

which tree did he pee on?

edit: I bet campbell park would be a better place to play than the trap.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Yeah, you are fucked no matter what you do in that scenario. 12-9 Cincy.

 

[G-Fex]

Yeah, you are fucked no matter what you do in that scenario. 12-9 Cincy.

This is exciting, it's anyones game, Astros could come back .

 

[rekameohs]

This is exciting, it's anyones game, Astros could come back .

You should be an Astros fan. Building a heavily struggling team from the ground up with in-house young players and a new environment could be interesting for a new fan.

 

[RobotHaus]

which tree did he pee on?

edit: I bet campbell park would be a better place to play than the trap.

Where the black car on the satellite view is there is now a tree.

But if anyone played there, how would the away team complain if they lost?

 

[Carlbeego]

OMFG MIguel Cabrera

 

[vas_a_morir]

Will this game just end already? Jeez. This at bat has gone on forever.

 

[Square Triangle]

Holy fuck at that HR from Cabby

 

[clemenx]

Woo Miggy I hope he wakes up in june.

It goes to say how good he is that his current numbers feel disappointing.

 

[G-Fex]

You should be an Astros fan. Building a heavily struggling team from the ground up with in-house young players and a new environment could be interesting for a new fan.

you're right...could be.

I'll keep it in mind.

 

[cashman]

You should be an Astros fan. Building a heavily struggling team from the ground up with in-house young players and a new environment could be interesting for a new fan.

Do the new FO guys actually know what they're doing? They've had a shitty farm system for a while. I wouldn't voluntarily subject myself to that kind of incompetence.

 

[Square Triangle]

I fucking hate Valverde

 

[Doogdogg]

Valverde already in trouble with the first batter? ohh

 

[hemtae]

Do the new FO guys actually know what they're doing? They've had a shitty farm system for a while. I wouldn't voluntarily subject myself to that kind of incompetence.

They cleaned house after the new owner was approved in the offseason.

 

[rekameohs]

Do the new FO guys actually know what they're doing? They've had a shitty farm system for a while. I wouldn't voluntarily subject myself to that kind of incompetence.

To me, it seems like they do. Altuve especially seems to have a big future ahead of him. They just need to get Carlos Lee and Brett Myers the hell out of there. A couple years of Rangers/Angels thrashings should give quite a few good new prospects.

But yeah, it's going to take a few years of pain for Astros fans before the fun comes.

 

[eznark]

To me, it seems like they do. Altuve especially seems to have a big future ahead of him. They just need to get Carlos Lee and Brett Myers the hell out of there. A couple years of Rangers/Angels thrashings should give quite a few good new prospects.

But yeah, it's going to take a few years of pain for Astros fans before the fun comes.

ice cold

 

[rekameohs]

ice cold

lol

 

[TheNatural]

Votto 4 for 4 and his SLG is up to .621. Damn.

 

[cashman]

Rangers are just fucking with my emotions at this point.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

A-Rod let that one drill him like a champ.

 

[G-Fex]

damn, Reds won it.

TIGERS ARE PLAYING, TONIGHT.

I never miss a game.

 

[rekameohs]

Lolverde is the best for entertainment.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Great, Cano. Real clutch.

 

[Y2Kev]

I really don't understand how baseball players could be so dumb.

Valverde cannot throw a strike, so both Cano and Granderson swing.

I mean really. How freaking dumb are you?

 

[vas_a_morir]

damn, Reds won it.

TIGERS ARE PLAYING, TONIGHT.

I never miss a game.

a 3 run win on the road? I'd buy THAT for a dollar.

 

[rekameohs]

Great, Cano. Real clutch.

They showed a replay of the 2011 HR Derby today. He used up his awesome quota for the day.

 

[Y2Kev]

DO


NOT





SWING

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

TAKE.

 

[eznark]

I really don't understand how baseball players could be so dumb.

Their sole marketable skill is swinging a club and playing a child's game. Why would you ever expect intelligence?

 

[cashman]

ahahhaha fuck you aybar

 

[Y2Kev]

oh okay swing no problem

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I don't even know what to say if they can't get a fucking run across against this clown.

edit: THERE WE GO. Just let Valverde be Valverde.

 

[Y2Kev]

Their sole marketable skill is swinging a club and playing a child's game. Why would you ever expect intelligence?

These people are essentially walking protozoa. I just can't even begin to understand.

At least Teixeira is a shit and only looks for walks. WOOT TIGHT SUIT

 

[G-Fex]

A bases loaded walk? Does that mean they score?

 

[lazybones18]

lolValverde

 

[clemenx]

Who woulda thought thightsuit is the least dumb?

 

[rekameohs]

A bases loaded walk? Does that mean they score?

Hey it could be worse. We won our game tonight on a balk!

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

A bases loaded walk? Does that mean they score?

Oh yes indeeedy

 

[eznark]

Hey it could be worse. We won our game tonight on a balk!

Was Davidson the umpire?

 

[rekameohs]

Was Davidson the umpire?

Says Brian Gorman. Haven't heard of him.

 

[Y2Kev]

A bases loaded walk? Does that mean they score?

No, it causes a buffer overflow error and the game crashes.

 

[weekend_warrior]

LOL Santos.

 

[Square Triangle]

I want to die

 

[vas_a_morir]

Hot damn, another 3 strikeouts for Chapman. This is stupid.

 

[eznark]

Says Brian Gorman. Haven't heard of him.

Bengie Molina tried to murder him in the 2010 ALCS

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

No, it causes a buffer overflow error and the game crashes.

It actually makes A-Rod sink into the ground.

 

[clemenx]

Ah, Mets legend Omir Santos at it again.

 

[G-Fex]

Oh yes indeeedy

Ah.

Remember I don't know every technical aspect of baseball yet...

I love to learn as I go though.

Edit: way to not fuck it up Valverde anymore than you already did.

 

[Y2Kev]

Just embarrassing. Yankees are terrible AND stupid.