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[Little Green Yoda]

Which of the three (all are acceptable answers) Dodgers pitchers in this series will no-hit the Brewers?

I don't think getting hits is necessarily a problem for a team that sports 4 regulars with batting averages above .310 - getting wins on the other hand...

Did not realize you guys have done so poorly against LHP though. Kershaw could very well carve you guys up.

 

[Brinbe]

incompetent umps FTW

 

[Lexxism]

Ah. No wonder Jays SP have 4+ era

 

[eznark]

I don't think getting hits is necessarily a problem for a team that sports 4 regulars with batting averages above .310 - getting wins on the other hand...

Did not realize you guys have done so poorly against LHP though. Kershaw could very well carve you guys up.

It's even more awesome when you realize that the Brewers are on pace to shatter the record for most AB's by right handed hitters.

 

[alstein]

They have had quite a few road games.

And they've been crappy in most of them.

No major cause for alarm, playing all your tough road games early isn't a bad thing if you stay in first.

 

[Square Triangle]

Seattle. I beg you, stop the Indians. Stop making Ryan Raburn look good.

 

[darkside31337]

Is there a particular reason Jays fans really hate Yunel Escobar?

 

[Dominican Power]

Is there a particular reason Jays fans really hate Yunel Escobar?

Miggy for Longo

 

[darkside31337]

Miggy for Longo

No.

 

[eznark]

Is there a particular reason Jays fans really hate Yunel Escobar?

Hopefully because he is a bigoted fuck.

 

[Dominican Power]

No.

How can you say no to Longo?

 

[andycapps]

And they've been crappy in most of them.

No major cause for alarm, playing all your tough road games early isn't a bad thing if you stay in first.

Yup, and yup. They survived a stretch of playing really poorly while on the road.

 

[Lexxism]

Is there a particular reason Jays fans really hate Yunel Escobar?

because he's an ex-jay? Jays fans are booing every ex-jays

 

[Macattk15]

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. I hate playing Cleveland.

 

[Macattk15]

THANK YOU Seager!

Mariners need to extend him .... since they really have no 3B prospects in the minors.

 

[distantmantra]

I really hope we can escape the sweep today. To the top of the ninth!

 

[alr1ght]

Lulz Chris Perez

 

[Brinbe]

EDWINNNNNNNNNN!

 

[distantmantra]

Wow, didn't see Endy hitting one out. Nice!

 

[Kave_Man]

EE!

 

[Lexxism]

Whew! Clutch hit by EE

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Lulz Chris Perez

Such a shit talker, now he's shit.

 

[The Frankman]

Hopefully because he is a bigoted fuck.

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[eznark]

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An hour Frankman? I know you're a teeny little man but it shouldn't take you 60 minutes to hit a ball off a tee.

 

[Dominican Power]

An hour Frankman? I know you're a teeny little man but it shouldn't take you 60 minutes to hit a ball off a tee.

He's still recovering from The Knicks playoff lost.

 

[Macattk15]

Jesus christ Smoak you should have caught that.

This isn't over yet ... please Tom hold on.

 

[distantmantra]

Jesus christ Smoak you should have caught that.

This isn't over yet ... please Tom hold on.

Two outs. We can do it.

Right? :-(

 

[Macattk15]

Two outs. We can do it.

Right? :-(

Not looking like it.

I'm already prepped for another heartbreaker.

 

[distantmantra]

I'm already prepped for another heartbreaker.

Sign of a true Seattle sports fan.

GOD DAMMIT. SMOAKAMOTIVE CRASHED AND BURNED.

 

[Macattk15]

Oh my fucking god.

Least I was ready for it.

CATCH THE FUCKING BALL.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Funny game isnt it?

 

[Lee Chaolan]

LOL Really?

Also, Perez sucks.

 

[Macattk15]

Sure. Then he fucking blows away Reynolds.

I hate this team so much.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Welcome to the Blown save club. Except Perez has had like 5 shaky outings in a row now.

 

[distantmantra]

Sure. Then he fucking blows away Reynolds.

I hate this team so much.

I'm used to it, but still can't help but be annoyed.

 

[Macattk15]

Well. Here we go again.

Thanks Smoak.

 

[distantmantra]

Smoakamotive redemption!

Maybe.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

The Baseball gods took pity on you for what transpired there bottom of the 9th. Let's see if you guys can help yourself this time!

 

[Cloudy]

Lmao @ the Indians bullpen

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Tie this game up again!

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Lmao @ the Indians bullpen

They're usually better. I'm just surprised it wasn't Perez.

 

[Macattk15]

Really ump? Finally calls a fucking strike. Cunts.

And then of course a little dunker.

 

[Kave_Man]

Janssen what's going on...

 

[darkside31337]

lmao at yunel trolling the fuck out of the fans there.

 

[Macattk15]

HOLY FUCK.

 

[distantmantra]

SMOAK. DIE IN A FIRE.

I'm listening to the radio at work, I can't imagine actually seeing this.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Jajajaja.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Really Seattle?

 

[matthewwhatever]

This had better not be karmic payback for that 7-0 come from behind win.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Dont these teams like to win?