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[HarryDemeanor]

Damn that was close.

 

[jakncoke]

Yeah, and girls aren't supposed to be Doctors and Scientists.

Welcome to the 21st century Windu. The rules have changed. The free world is no longer constrained by your archaic traditions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

 

[Jubs]

I didn't see anyone throwing dirt on Justin Upton

 

[Dominican Power]

Someone resuscitate Matt Kemp.

 

[Heart Attack]

That was beautiful. And Jason almost hit a double in between the homers. Just fantastic.

By the way, Justin Upton for real has 5 homers in the first 5 games of the season. Frank Wren for President, Kevin Towers for jailhouse janitor.

Kevin Towers should get the axe. Worst GM in baseball.

 

[Opiate]

uhh what. You're an idiot.

I'm not really bothered by the insult -- if I were I wouldn't be on GAF -- I'm only bothered by the lack of cleverness. You might as well have made a your mom joke. At least you could have misspelled 'you're' for sardonic humor.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Someone resuscitate Matt Kemp.

I'm starting to believe that the real Matt Kemp is currently fused with the Rockies' outfield wall.

 

[CygnusXS]

Kevin Towers should get the axe. Worst GM in baseball.

KT is the best GM the Braves have ever had. First he saved them from trading for a broken Jake Peavy, and then he gift wrapped them Justin Upton.

 

[Windu]

I'm not really bothered by the insult, obviously. If I were I wouldn't be on GAF. I'm only bothered by the lack of cleverness. You might as well have made a your mom joke. At least you could have misspelled 'you're' for sardonic humor.

I wasn't trying to be clever. I was being direct.

 

[Opiate]

I wasn't trying to be clever. I was being direct.

Alright then. I'm not sure how you expected this to end, then, and I have no idea why you'd respond with such vitriol to a joke.

FIGHT THE POWER!
BEHEAD THE MONARCHY!
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

This is a much more appropriate response.

 

[jakncoke]

*sigh*

 

[Doytch]

all of the :jnc

 

[Enron]

What the fuck is going on in here

 

[darkside31337]

So yeah.

Rays baseball!

Through 5 games, Rays pitchers have held hitters not named Chris Davis to a .212/.272/.301 slash line (33 for 156)

 

[Opiate]

I can't tell if he simply didn't understand what I was saying or was unable to discern that it was stated in jest.

For the record: liking two teams in baseball is not similar to oppressive patriarchy and does not represent a substantive social more. For future analysts who wish to lash out at people, lest it not be obvious.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Someone resuscitate Matt Kemp.

Needs that Rhianna type of loving rite now.

 

[Enron]

So yeah.

Rays baseball!

Through 5 games, Rays pitchers have held hitters not named Chris Davis to a .212/.272/.301 slash line (33 for 156)

no one cares, in 5 games justin upton has FIVE HOME RUNS

 

[Heart Attack]

OH snap, Windu got banned.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

 

[paully]

uhh what. You're an idiot.

Wow. Learn how to take a joke.

I wasn't trying to be clever. I was being direct.

Good riddance.

 

[CygnusXS]

That's the second time windu has been banned for calling a mod an idiot in the mlb thread.

 

[Chuck]

What the fuck is going on in here

terrible jokes, apparently.

 

[Dominican Power]

Dodgers suck. The Yankees have more offense than these chumps.

 

[Opiate]

OH snap, Windu got banned.

It's what I get for trying to make a joke. If anyone ever wondered why I seem so stoic on GAF, this is why.

My humor is dry and sardonic even in real life; I can understand why it would be imperceptible over the internet when lacking tone. Still, I gave him the chance to pull back, and he chose not to.

He'll be back.

 

[tbhysgb]

God, we just lost to the damn twins. The TWINS

Flaherty is going to be a fucking black hole on offense till Roberts come back and plays for a week and goes on the DL again.

It's the twins, just when everyone thinks they're garbage they win their division. Btw the same could've been said about the orioles a couple years ago. The orioles beat us?!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Dodgers suck. The Yankees have more offense than these chumps.

Sadly true.

 

[Opiate]

It's the twins, just when everyone thinks they're garbage they win their division. Btw the same could've been said about the orioles a couple years ago. The orioles beat us?!

And the Twins were supposed to be good going as recently as last year, correct? They just had a complete collapse.

 

[Enron]

Christ Almighty.

 

[BravesCountry]

It's what I get for trying to make a joke. If anyone ever wondered why I seem so stoic on GAF, this is why.

My humor is dry and sardonic even in real life; I can understand why it would be imperceptible over the internet when lacking tone. Still, I gave him the chance to pull back, and he chose not to.

He'll be back.

Yeah your joke fell pretty flat but hey I'm not sure the insult was necessary

 

[matthewwhatever]

And the Twins were supposed to be good going in to last year, correct? They just had a complete collapse.

Who ever could've predicted that grabbing every mediocre pitcher available and telling them to pitch to contact was a bad idea? It was a foolproof plan!

 

[Heart Attack]

Dodgers suck. The Yankees have more offense than these chumps.

hahahaha. Hilariously true.

 

[CygnusXS]

Who ever could've predicted that grabbing every mediocre pitcher available and telling them to pitch to contact was a bad idea? It was a foolproof plan!

But they got Scott Diamond!

 

[tbhysgb]

Well tbh I never said that, as a twins fan last year was hard to watch. I believe this year is a talented team, and I don't believe they will be a pushover that teams/fans might expect.

 

[Jangocube]

It's the twins, just when everyone thinks they're garbage they win their division. Btw the same could've been said about the orioles a couple years ago. The orioles beat us?!

The Orioles have always been a sleeping giant sir. You can't hold the ghost of BJ Surhoff down forever.

 

[suffah]

hahahaha. Hilariously true.

6-41 risp

 

[Heart Attack]

The Orioles have always been a sleeping giant sir. You can't hold the ghost of BJ Surhoff down forever.

Every time i see you post I can't help but smile. Your avatar is just so cute .

 

[HarryDemeanor]

So terrible. So hilariously terrible.

 

[jakncoke]

lol dodgers 6-42

 

[suffah]

Fucking hell Dodgers.

 

[Heart Attack]

WTF happened to Luis Cruz. He keeps hitting Infield Popups and still is hitless.

 

[rando14]

Even the Mariners are better offensively that the Doyers so far.

 

[tbhysgb]

The Orioles have always been a sleeping giant sir. You can't hold the ghost of BJ Surhoff down forever.

Ill admit, the orioles are a great team. Tonight's and last nights game had me on edge all night. Back and forth back and forth lol. I just get defensive with my twins lol. No harm intended. I promise.

 

[jakncoke]

In 42 innings Pirates have scored 6 runs and given up 10 lolll

 

[storybook77]

That was beautiful. And Jason almost hit a double in between the homers. Just fantastic.

By the way, Justin Upton for real has 5 homers in the first 5 games of the season. Frank Wren for President, Kevin Towers for jailhouse janitor.

I know there are probably some people already concerned about J-Hey but he's been hitting the ball hard at times, just unfortunately at people and/or the wind knocks it down.

 

[Jangocube]

Every time i see you post I can't help but smile. Your avatar is just so cute .

Thank you sir! Sanjuro made it for me.

Ill admit, the orioles are a great team. Tonight's and last nights game had me on edge all night. Back and forth back and forth lol. I just get defensive with my twins lol. No harm intended. I promise.

All good bud. I'm more shocked at how bad Tillman looked.

 

[johnny_park]

The Rangers and Angels' team planes would have to collide in mid-air at some point during the season for that to even be a possibility.

What about the A's?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

lol Russel

 

[RumblingRosco]

Just caught up with the Cubs loss. Poor Marmol.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Clayton Kershaw is going to have one of those vintage King Felix "I should have 25 wins but my fucking team can't hit" seasons. GG McGwire.

 

[Chuck]

Thank you sir! Sanjuro made it for me.

Jango, what do you think of mine?? c: