TheKaeptain
Banned
Got out of Gatsby bros. Did drink a lot of beer in a very little amount of time and hit of a big boobed Japanese waitress.
Brazilian Bad Martials is live
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=#MMA-GAF
They have a live band between fights...? lol
Anybody get any of their holes glued shut?
What the eff? You playboys know about the Buffer saga?
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/437074/How-Bruce-Buffer-met-his-brother-Michael-at-age-30/
I just saw an old lady piss in the bus stop across the street. And today while buying smokes "my" dog took a big fat shit in front of the man's stand. The bag got shredded while I was picking the shit from the pavement, and got two fingers dripping in shit. I didn't stop though, even took the first bag of shit to the trash can and came back with another bag and shit on my fingers.
It has been a weird day my friends. I can't take this much longer without UFC DANA
Nick Diaz Presents WAR
(May 9, 2013) Professional MMA fighter, Nick Diaz, pursues a new endeavor in 2013. Launching a brand new MMA promotion called WAR under Nick Diaz Promotions LLC. WARs debut takes place June 22, 2013 at the Stockton Arena.
Several local fighters will compete against a field of international talent. Co-headliner and Graciefighter Caleb Mitchell will be among the elite. Yancy Mederios will headline the card against Kajan Ragin Johnson and Nick Diaz will be doing a signing for MMA fans.
Starting an MMA promotion has been a long time ambition for Nick and the timing seemed right to pursue this goal.
WAR MMA #1
Yancy Medeiros vs Whatshisface
June 22, 2013
Free LIVE Stream for WAR #1
Tune in here on June 22, 2013 for a free stream of War #1. Stream starts at 3pm PST/6pm EST.
Did you tell her about the base of the MMA pyramid yet friend?Well i just opened up another can of worms. My lady has started taking 'kick boxing' classes. She asked me for tips....im pretty sure this wont end well.
Did you tell her about the base of the MMA pyramid yet friend?
Happy mother's day, friends!
You guys celebrate this POS holiday up there in the North?
You sound like a father tired of getting ties and socks every June.
You're going to have her hold the pad to demonstrate proper technique, aren't you?Well i just opened up another can of worms. My lady has started taking 'kick boxing' classes. She asked me for tips....im pretty sure this wont end well.
What more needs to be said? It's going to be the baddest of the Bad MMA. And as classy as Diaz is I'm sure it will be a respectable and marketable organization.
You're going to have her hold the pad to demonstrate proper technique, aren't you?
good idea
*edit* on second thought fuck this whole thing im not getting beaten up by a girl.
You already got beat up by her! Bitch ass dude couldn't walk after she hit you in the back.
Hey Gr1m, you were right. That Dillinger Escape Plan band is fucking terrible.
They can play their instruments and the dude can yell very well. Whatever happens when they put it together does not work for me.
Time to make some Taffer gifs.
M-1 Korea is now in business, an organization that has been created to compete with Road FC, but it's not run by the same people who operate M-1 Global. It just holds the 'M-1 brand.' They plan to have an event called 'War of Monsters' that will most likely be composed of some fun, 'freakshow' matches.
KSW light heavyweight Jan Blachowicz will join World Series of Fighting and take on Rumble Johnson at 205 lbs.
UFC plans to do something called 'The Ultimates 2013' which some speculate is a ZUFFA-only award show.
It appears the UFC is going to team up with Dodge to release a custom 'Dodge Dart' that will be branded with the UFC logo, along with some other exclusive automobile styling.
Alright, so I've been reading over Bellator contracts all weekend (yeah, fun way to spend a Saturday night) and it appears that Bjorn Rebney is doing everything correctly, contractually at least. However ethically, that's another story. It's Eddie Alvarez's fault (and every other fighter in Bellator that are complaining) that they inspected and signed a highly-restrictive contract. Some people have been blaming Bellator for insane clauses in their fighter contract -- but the reality is every fighter contract (even UFC's) is insanely restrictive. Just look at Roy Nelson, a dude that could potentially fight for the UFC heavyweight title and he's still on a TUF contract. Now ethically, the two organizations are drastically different. You have a guy like Eddie Alvarez that clearly doesn't want to fight for Bellator, yet he's contractually binded to the promotion. With UFC, Rampage made it clear that he didn't want to fight for UFC and after his most recent fight, I can't imagine a scenario in which Dana White would force Rampage to step foot in the Octagon again. Yes, technically Rampage's contract was finished, however the UFC still has an option to match any non-ZUFFA fight offer he receives. If Rampage Jackson wanted to sign for WSOF or even Bellator, there's no way Dana White would hold him to that clause. Sure it's speculative, but it's also most likely correct.
There's a rumor that Matt Riddle is going to fight Leonard Garcia at a catchweight in a K-1 rules fight.
Phil Baroni will be signing a three-fight, non-tournament contract with Bellator.
Kawajiri will be doing voice talent for a new Japanese MMORPG called 'Legend of Souls.' The game is rumored to be pretty gnarly, with 100 vs. 100 PvP combat. Kawajiri seems to have a major role in the game.
Jon Jones appears to be on the verge of landing a massive Gatorade contract.
An unnamed Bellator fighter has a horror story from the promotion that he/she wanted me to share. Apparently the fighter was offered to fight in Bellator and were told hotel and flight would be paid for. After getting the medicals done, Bellator then says the fighter will not be compensated for hotel or travel. The fighter said they would not go on with the fight since the price of the hotel and flight would be more than their actual fight purse. Allegedly Bellator said they would 'ruin his/her career' if they don't sign the contract. In the end, the fighter did not sign the contract and Bellator has fortunately done nothing to him/her.
Singapore's Marina Bay Sands has been asked by the UFC to lock two dates for a potential card: a date in December and a 'back-up' date in January.
Also, a lot of Asian MMA media have been inquiring when the UFC will be hiring for their new Singapore office. Look for an official announcement from UFC soon.
Nick Diaz appears to be launching his own MMA promotion. Yeah, wild stuff.
Nick Diaz appears to be launching his own MMA promotion. Yeah, wild stuff.
Bobbu Sappu vs DragonLily go!They plan to have an event called 'War of Monsters' that will most likely be composed of some fun, 'freakshow' matches.
I'm having a fun time imagining the kind of person who would step out of an Ultimate-themed Dodge Dart.
Yes! If it weren't for the EP with Mike Patton on it I'd have never listened to Dillinger.Dillinger are very hit and miss for me. It's not the mathy stuff that's the problem because I love bands like Meshuggah, I think it's that they go overboard on making their songs noisy and it obscures most of anything good. Their cover of Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy with Mike Patton on vocals is great though.
I will watch this.M-1 Korea is now in business, an organization that has been created to compete with Road FC, but it's not run by the same people who operate M-1 Global. It just holds the 'M-1 brand.' They plan to have an event called 'War of Monsters' that will most likely be composed of some fun, 'freakshow' matches.
ehh I see another GSP-esque jabfest happening in that fight.Yo NINJA!
You hearing the talks about Mayweather about to get his first L? Canelo going to beat that old man up.
ehh I see another GSP-esque jabfest happening in that fight.
Now Pacquiao/Rios OTOH, that is gonna be a fucking SCRAP.
When is Marquez fighting again anyways?