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SousedLouse

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industrian said:
Someone please explain this:

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Please tell me that this is a cultural tradition of sorts and they're not just taking the piss outta Monson.
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Yeah, that's what I was asking about, too. Looks like they used up all of the good parts of a bear pelt for the coat, and had to use the pubes for the hat.
I'm going to feel like a shitstain if that's actually important garb. Well, I'm going to laugh first, and then feel like a shitstain.

Still, money is money.
 
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Host Samurai

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Stayed in last night and there was no better way to spend a rainy night in than watching V/H/S 2 and playing some Resident Evil Revilations. Action packed horror fueled rainy night.
 
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Gr1mLock

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Can Crusher said:
I really liked my first viewing. Wasn't nearly as fun the second time around.
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It loses its 'zaz quickly. I saw it in the theater when it came out and i remember bursting out laughing when thor slams his bike into an invisible wall. I havent experienced 200 people staring at me with contempt since.
 
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industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Awesome fucking movie.

I went in expecting an Evil Dead clone, and what I got instead was a brilliant deconstruction of horror movies.

If you haven't already seen it: do not pass go, do not collect $200 and DEFINITELY DO NOT READ ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Just watch it.

That and Sigourney Weaver's cameo was awesome. And "Last" is my favourite Nine Inch Nails song too.
 
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Can Crusher

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It's understandable though, I guess gimmicks have a short life span.

Gr1m, that happened to me during The Dark Knight. When Jokes does the pencil magic trick, I laughed so hard.... alone.
 
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Gr1mLock

Passing metallic gas
Can Crusher said:
It's understandable though, I guess gimmicks have a short life span.

Gr1m, that happened to me during The Dark Knight. When Jokes does the pencil magic trick, I laughed so hard.... alone.
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I saw that with my best friend. We both lost our shit when that happened.
 
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Gr1mLock

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Lambda Piscium said:
he's not the only one who dislikes certain movies.

i tell you this, though: i could potentially watch Cabin again if i caught on TV.
Drive? never again. NOTHING HAPPENED IN THAT MOVIE.
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I really hated drive. I thought it was literally one of the worst things I've ever seen. Dont understand the hype. Happy to remain ignorant.
 
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Can Crusher

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Gr1mLock said:
I really hated drive. I thought it was literally one of the worst things I've ever seen. Dont understand the hype. Happy to remain ignorant.
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Refn's goal (imo) is to thematically deal with what's going on inside, and not so much worry with what's happening outside as anything other than a reflection of it. The plot is just a vehicle, and dialog is considered intrusive in this sort of story telling.

Personally, I really like how he does it and I am very excited for Only God Forgives. That said, I agree that Drive wasn't a movie that makes it easy to be entertained.
 
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Lambda Pie

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industrian said:
I never saw Drive.

And when I first heard of everyone talking about it, my first thought was "why in the fuck is everyone watching an obscure late 90s martial arts movie?"
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Drive is a movie about a mildly retarded stun driver who stomps a guy's face.

yes, i just made the movie sounds 20 time more awesome than it actually is.

also, it features a big tittie actress and the big titties stay covered the whole time.

which brings me to another point: Vio-Lence and Chamber.

"oh, F&F movies are just like old 80s action movies".

a dick they are.

i saw Fast 5. if Fast 5 was indeed similar to 80s action movies, than Vin Diesel would've been the only star, riding through the favelas in a Dodge Charger with a M-16, killing everyone by himself.

after he killed everyone, The Rock would show up in a helicopter and go "holy shit, Vin, why didn't you wait for us?" and Vin would say: "i don't like my food cold!"

BAM, long shot of Vin walking into the sunset wit 80s godlike tune.
 
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Gr1mLock

Passing metallic gas
Can Crusher said:
Refn's goal (imo) is to thematically deal with what's going on inside, and not so much worry with what's happening outside as anything other than a reflection of it. The plot is just a vehicle, and dialog is considered intrusive in this sort of story telling.

Personally, I really like how he does it and I am very excited for Only God Forgives. That said, I agree that Drive wasn't a movie that makes it easy to be entertained.
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I think im one of the plebeians who doesnt get it... I thought the acting was decent. The plot was fucking TERRIBLE. I was like..show me christina hendricks' tittes! I got the finer points of gosling's character..but everything else was just ..not good.
 
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Vio-Lence

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Gr1mLock said:
I think im one of the plebeians who doesnt get it... I thought the acting was decent. The plot was fucking TERRIBLE. I was like..show me christina hendricks' tittes! I got the finer points of gosling's character..but everything else was just ..not good.
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I agree with LP and brother Gr1m. Drive is terrible. Bunch of beta dudes wanting to wear scorpion jackets with parted hair.
 
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TheKaeptain

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Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing is really good. So you guys should watch it when it goes wide. Really funny movie.


Edit: Heel I would love to join but I have to drive to my parents house in Fresno. My son is waiting for me. Tomorrow he turns 5.
 
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Pristine_Condition

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Lambda Piscium said:
Drive is a movie about a mildly retarded stun driver who stomps a guy's face.

yes, i just made the movie sounds 20 time more awesome than it actually is.

also, it features a big tittie actress and the big titties stay covered the whole time.

which brings me to another point: Vio-Lence and Chamber.

"oh, F&F movies are just like old 80s action movies".

a dick they are.

i saw Fast 5. if Fast 5 was indeed similar to 80s action movies, than Vin Diesel would've been the only star, riding through the favelas in a Dodge Charger with a M-16, killing everyone by himself.

after he killed everyone, The Rock would show up in a helicopter and go "holy shit, Vin, why didn't you wait for us?" and Vin would say: "i don't like my food cold!"

BAM, long shot of Vin walking into the sunset wit 80s godlike tune.
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I don't know what made me laugh harder, this post, or listening to the song and knowing exactly when the drummer would go for the roto-toms even though I never heard it before in my life.
 
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ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
I just re-subbed last night for PS+ for a year.

Downloading The Cave or something and Dark Soul or Demon Soul... or something.

And the new Rayman for PS Vita.

Paid for itself in one day.

Now I have to sort some parts for my PC...
 
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Fifty

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Two great fights so far for grappling fans. It's also great to see a crowd that cares so much about the 12th and 11th fights on the card. (Just because they're Brazilian fighters, but so what)
 
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Fifty

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Oh man, this 161 promo showcasing Evans' explosive striking is hilarious. Are they assuming we were too drunk during his last fight to remember his pat-pat-pat offense? Please, please, people, don't buy that horrible card next week. Maybe if sales drop drastically enough they won't price a card like that the same as a card like 162.
 
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AstroZombie

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Fifty said:
Oh man, this 161 promo showcasing Evans' explosive striking is hilarious. Are they assuming we were too drunk during his last fight to remember his pat-pat-pat offense? Please, please, people, don't buy that horrible card next week. Maybe if sales drop drastically enough they won't price a card like that the same as a card like 162.
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All they do is show the Chuck KO and the Sean Salmon KO (lol) ad infinitum.
 
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