Ninja Scooter
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Ryan Bader is getting headlines? Good job Dana. This is what you get for suspending Bones. Hope you enjoy your 50K ppv buys.
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Delta Assault
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Is he really that unmarketable?
Dude looks kinda like Chuck Liddell if you squint your eyes hard enough.
Ninja Scooter
Member
What are you going to market? His 4 fight winning streak against cans that all went to decision? He stinks. People know it. He's a known quantity and that quantity stinks.
pixelation
Member
Poor dude, i have bowel issues myself so... i can relate.
Ninja Scooter
Member
This dude brazillian dude fighting on TUF right now has the most "BAD-MMA" tattoo i've ever seen
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
I always thought that Ryan Bader is what you'd get if you gave Ryan Reynolds access to the cheapest ghetto steroids available and then just ordered him to lift cinderblocks and free weights in a Denny's parking lot for a few years.
juliushandle
Member
He's a cage fighter who rides with Jesus. I thought his tattoo fit.
Surprisingly apt.
He should start squat pooping if recent threads are to be believed.
Maklershed
Member
Bisping bringing that heat and clearly working for a rematch with Belfort now that Jesus has left the old lion ..
"It was a bittersweet experience because I looked at him, he looks like he half the man he used to be, quite literally. His legs are like two little chicken legs dangling out of a female's body. He looks like, to be honest, my 14-year-old son could've beaten him up. Chris Weidman made him look like the coward that he is. So, yes, I enjoyed seeing it, but it was also bittersweet, because I would've loved the chance to get to have done that."
"It was a bittersweet experience because I looked at him, he looks like he half the man he used to be, quite literally. His legs are like two little chicken legs dangling out of a female's body. He looks like, to be honest, my 14-year-old son could've beaten him up. Chris Weidman made him look like the coward that he is. So, yes, I enjoyed seeing it, but it was also bittersweet, because I would've loved the chance to get to have done that."
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Bisping/Belfort 2 would make a good headliner for an English event.
Then Bisping/Sonnen 2.
Then Bisping/Hendo 2.
Basically give him a retirement circuit where he fights dudes without their TRT. If he can't win the belt, then he can at least redeem himself there.
Then Bisping/Sonnen 2.
Then Bisping/Hendo 2.
Basically give him a retirement circuit where he fights dudes without their TRT. If he can't win the belt, then he can at least redeem himself there.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/5/2...onsor-deal-is-not-all-in-cash-also-in-product
Apparently the UFC is paying their fighters in Reebok apparel. Yes.
Apparently the UFC is paying their fighters in Reebok apparel. Yes.
Sam Hoger is dying to come back now.
Ninja Scooter
Member
How is Bones supposed to pay his lawyers? With old pairs of Iversons?
This is ridiculous.
Good lord this is awful. Just awful for all the fighters
strikeselect
You like me, you really really like me!
Do you want to be a fucking fighter?
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
Ahahahahhahahahaha. Gonna love seeing fighters trying to get rid of this product. "You want fucking sponsors? How about going into business for yourself? You know, this is the fucking fight business, we're building entrepreneurs too."
Ninja Scooter
Member
You know fighters are going to be selling that shit out of the trunk of their cars after shows.
UFC and Reebok are taking carny to new levels, god damn. Even Vince McMahon wouldn't have the gall to pay his roster in WWE shop gear.
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
It's going to be like the seedy under belly of wrestling where they have to sell their worn Reebok apparel. Gonna make Team Aplha Male team bonding exercises really interesting.
So who is the ufc lapdog conducting that "interview"? Another stellar example of MMA journalism?
It's so sad that pretty much no MMA journalists have called out Dana White in an interview on this bullshit. To be fair, if they do, they will lose their press pass and effectively be finished anyway.
Helwani is the only journalist who will occasionally ask a tough question, and because of that he constantly gets shit on by Dana White at every opportunity.
BigJonsson
Member
So there are 3 Olivera's fighting on Saturday
Maklershed
Member
He's a fuckin' goof!
Spiderjericho
Member
Helwani is like a first generation MMA journalist. He does provide good coverage like a beat journalist. But on his show and interviews, I feel like he instigates or asks wacky questions.
And like someone posted, with the way UFC conducts its media relations, one minute you can be on the in, another you can be on the outs. Just like when Michelle Beadlle and the other female reporter had their credentials pulled prior to the Mayweather/Paq fight.
And like someone posted, with the way UFC conducts its media relations, one minute you can be on the in, another you can be on the outs. Just like when Michelle Beadlle and the other female reporter had their credentials pulled prior to the Mayweather/Paq fight.
O que atrapalho na luta foi o cabelo por isso ele cortou !!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Sato Koiji
Member
Zuffa LLC and Dana White show what kind of kingpins they are. This is some Running Man shit in the makings except the Hunters made real money and swam in poon.
Oh I forgot Aj swam in poon too
Oh I forgot Aj swam in poon too
TheKaeptain
Banned
Zuffa LLC and Dana White show what kind of kingpins they are. This is some Running Man shit in the makings except the Hunters made real money and swam in poon.
Oh I forgot Aj swam in poon too
Okay how much liquor would I have to consume to even be this desperate?
At this point, I'm surprised when there isn't.
parrotbeak
Member
We don't get a break until the July 4th weekend. After that there are 7 cards in the following 4 weeks.
Spiderjericho
Member
Agreed.Girl in the red gets it sober.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Quoted wrong post.
Chamber, I understand. You have to get in where you fit in.
Well... you do. I don't have that problem because good looking women talk to me.
Chamber, I understand. You have to get in where you fit in.
Well... you do. I don't have that problem because good looking women talk to me.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Obv written by that guy on Gaf that said you shouldn't hit people with your hands.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
I wonder when Sensei Segal will teach Anderson the sulphur aura technique.
Sign this man to a 6 figure contract and give him some reeboks. He'll fight anyone Joe puts in front of him.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
And just after the fight he can say "Some call me the cleanest fighter in the world..."
Maklershed
Member
We 3 Oliveira's deep in this card tonight.
My favorite part of Brazil events is counting how many bugs I can see in the Octagon.
EDIT: Also I saw Fury Road yesterday and its all I can think about. I wanna see it again. Its prob the only movie where there can be
and instead of getting douche chills I'm like ...
My favorite part of Brazil events is counting how many bugs I can see in the Octagon.
EDIT: Also I saw Fury Road yesterday and its all I can think about. I wanna see it again. Its prob the only movie where there can be
a drum truck lead by a guy wailing away on a guitar
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