So was it a shitty promo then?Okay, I may have spoken too soon. Brock just cut a second promo and went all country boy can survive. ):
The best part was when they had War Machine Brock Lesnar, the man who stopped Handy, choked out Steroid Shane, and pulled a horseshoe out of #1 HW Frank Mir's ass and beat him over the head with it, sneak up behind John Cena and kick him in the testicles from behind because he is a sneaky chickenshit.
^He's been in and out of jail too.
What if War Machine went to the WWE? Boy would that we akward.
All i know is someone better watch their rear..
War Machine is already signed to BAD. WWE will be hearing from our lawyers.
Yeah, I want to beat Jon and prove a point that he’s not this god we all need to pray to at night. He said on live TV that America could learn from him. I Googled it: There are 311,591,917 people living in America right now and Jon Jones thinks that 311,591,916 of them need to learn from him. He’s a drop in a bucket like the rest of us. The guy praises himself going to sleep.
But the thing is, opponents have been buying into that, too.
Watching at ringside last September at UFC 135, I couldn’t believe the way Quinton “Rampage” Jackson fought Jon. He gave him too much respect and way too much distance. You have to be “in” or “out” with Jon – either out of range looking to come in with strikes and takedowns, or you got to be in his face throwing and pushing his ass against the fence. He’s got too much reach on you to be in the mid-range – that’s his sweet spot – and you can’t get caught out there with him.
I know Jones has tweeted and been doing interviews about me. That’s what happens in big fights and especially this one. But I’m at the point where I’m not really bothered by anything he says. What he says makes no sense anyway. He thinks he’s something so special people need to bow to him when they seem him on the street.
Does it motivate me? At this point, not really. There’s really not much more he can say to me to motivate me. I’m already motivated for this fight; I’m motivated beyond reason. Yeah, I want to be the first guy to really beat Jon, yeah, I want my title belt back and I want to show my former trainer what’s what.
The best part was when they had War Machine Brock Lesnar, the man who stopped Handy, choked out Steroid Shane, and pulled a horseshoe out of #1 HW Frank Mir's ass and beat him over the head with it, sneak up behind John Cena and kick him in the testicles from behind because he is a sneaky chickenshit.
is this the result of the gif earlier in the thread of lesnar's accidental GnP? lol
Brock sounds like a fuckin herb. How's he gonna cut worse promos in WWE than when he was in UFC?
His UFC "promos" were just his natural attitude coming out. WWE shit is acting.
I would laugh if Shad jackson'd Bones' add.Rashad shut the fuck up Bones is going to destroy your ass.
I would love to see Rashad pull his old tricks on JBJ and get a decision from takedowns and top control. That's one LnP performance I would love to see. Then we can see Hendo write, direct and star in Stanky Leg 2: Stank Leggier.
Oh and these WWE writers are fucking goobers. It's quite an accomplishment to make Brock this corny.
Also, I'm starting to think Alistair may be able to get a license if he pisses clean at his hearing on the 24th. Wouldn't it be crazy if the fight still went on after that test? Not to say that the credibility of these commissions isn't already shot to hell, but that would be fucking ridiculously awesome and would completely invalidate these commissions. For fuck's sake let them all roid already. Mark Hunt don't give a fuck, he'll still knock your fucking head off.
We shall soon see.Rashad could barely pull that shit off on Phil Davis' overrated ass. Bones won't be having any of it.
Funny thing is, Marvel was threatening to sue that dude for using the war machine name as his nickname so what doe he do? Change his real name to War Machine legally. I wonder if the WWE went to the trouble of paying for the rights to use that name for Brock.War Machine..... isn't that the dude who does porn.
Note that his prison stint was primarily driven by the ruckus he started after a bartender refused to believe that there was a human being who changed their name legally to War Machine. I guess the lighting was too dim for the bartender to see the hand grenade tattoo on Mr. Machine's neck, which would have probably been all the "makes terrible life decisions" evidence I'd need.Funny thing is, Marvel was threatening to sue that dude for using the war machine name as his nickname so what doe he do? Change his real name to War Machine legally.
hey guys i just wanted to leave this here
We need to have a Survivor Series battle for who gets control of both WrassleGAF and MMA-GAF. Lets settle this once and for all in the Brock Thread 2.0.
Your link led me down to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gCZApo5jN04
Your link led me down to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gCZApo5jN04
A classic.
hey guys i just wanted to leave this here
If he loses this next fight will he have the record for most losses in the UFC in a row before being cut?Thiago Alves vs. Yoshihiro Akiyama Targeted for July UFC Event
The sink or swim booking continues. Damn. At least he's not cut.
He's filled quite a good role as a jobber that can put his opponents over. Except Jake Shields, I don't think it's possible to put him over.If he loses this next fight will he have the record for most losses in the UFC in a row before being cut?