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[Lemurnator]

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0201/020106moms.html

Sick.

 

[ShadowRed]

:lol Those crazy Japanese.

 

[Pochacco]

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Um, seriously...that article is incredibly old..

 

[Andy787]

This is like, years old.

I still got a bonar.

 

[bishoptl]

what the...japanese people japanese people testing testing 1 2 3

edit: pochacco your post is messed up :lol

 

[Willco]

You're such a weird kid.

 

[cubicle47b]

Yeah, very old. I hope his mom was hot...

 

[nitewulf]

cant be true.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0201/020106moms.html

Sick.

Is that Sick, as in "Holy shit! That's sick! " or "Holy shit! That's sick!

"? If it's the former, you are fucking sick (the latter ).

 

[Pedigree Chum]

That's his mom.

 

[Mugen]

Oh man Aika Miura is old now. I can't believe I fapped to that back then. Bleh.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

What's the world coming to, when a mother can't go down on her son without it making news headlines?

 

[Brannon]

Isn't it like the Japanese version of the Onion? I keep forgetting to bookmark it, but not this time.

MAINICHI NUMBAH ONE YEE HAA DESU KA!

 

[GSG Flash]

Teachers (as long as they're hot) are fine, but moms? that's pretty nasty

 

[Maxwell House]

This isn't a real article. It is like the Onion in Japan. It is an article meant to be funny, and in no way accurate or based on anything real.

 

[belgurdo]

Oh man Aika Miura is old now. I can't believe I fapped to that back then. Bleh.

Growing up sucks.

 

[GSG Flash]

This isn't a real article. It is like the Onion in Japan. It is an article meant to be funny, and in no way accurate or based on anything real.

Well that's good to know, I was questioning the sanity of those crazy Japanese

 

[Diablos]

This isn't true.
At least, this is what I'm telling myself.

 

[aoi tsuki]

That's his mom.

It's been ages since i've... um... seen pics of Miura. She used to be my favorite Japanese model back in those days.

 

[Zaptruder]

Mainichi is a real paper, not like Onion. Even the waiwai section has true stories, though the stuff is often exaggerated.

 

[RiZ III]

Aika was so hot back in the day.

 

[FiRez]

This isn't true.
At least, this is what I'm telling myself.

.
Yes, so f'cked up and very unexpected.

 

[Maxwell House]

It's a real paper but the stories are definitely made up in that section. It is no different than real papers like the enquirer or the daily star. Read these headlines:

SM Queen says her male 'slaves' no longer fun to kick around

Japan's bubble babes blow life into Men of the Morning Calm

Profane priest fluffs female flock with ministerations

Casting couch rapist sinks sofa king low

Mom and dad get hot and bothered over softcore comics for kids

Machinery maker claims sharpening tool with teen hookers as business expense

Women stand up for the right to wee-wee upright

Girls get to the bottom of downy derrieres

Doggy style dames dress to the canines

More hard hitting articles:

In the depressed economic conditions Japan has faced over the past decade, taxi companies have served as a last-ditch source of jobs for salarymen who were down on their luck. The work typically involves long hours, low pay and the stress of increasingly heated competition for shrinking fares.

One of the few fringe benefits cabbies enjoy is the opportunity to share an enclosed space together with a woman. And sometimes, a driver can even get lucky. . .

Another urban legend? Not according to Shukan Taishu (May 30), which sent its reporters out to ask drivers, "While on the job, have you ever had the experience of being invited to have sex with a female passenger." Out of 50 cabbies questioned, 18 grinned and gave nods in the affirmative. And several were more than happy to talk on the record, with their names, of course, changed to protect the guilty.

"'If you drive me home, I'll do something v-e-r-y nice to you,' was how she put it," relates Yoichiro Takakura, age 39. "That was the second time that had happened to me."

The woman, Takakura relates, appeared to be in her early 20s. He picked her up north of Shinjuku around 4 a.m. and she asked to be driven to Nishi Ogikubo.

"On the way, she's begun muttering 'Oh no!' to herself from the back seat. At first I thought she had forgotten something, but I realized she didn't have any money.

"'Driver,' she told me, 'I'm afraid I spent all the money I had at a host club. But I'll tell you what; you can come to the massage parlor where I work and I'll make sure you get a freebie. What do you say?'"

"She also insisted there was no money in her apartment. I realized I was going to get stuck with the fare out of my own pocket, but she was really cute, so anyway ..."

"I parked alongside the elevated train tracks and she moved up front anbegan sucking me off. She really knew what she was doing and I barely lasted two minutes before I shot off in her mouth."

:lol

 

[Pochacco]

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edit: pochacco your post is messed up :lol

yea, i noticed. 'Weird'...
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