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[Necro]

Do prep h wipes count? I get the beer shits sometimes.

 

[LeroyPantwether]

Fatberg ?
Nappies?

You guys realize how dumb you all sound right ?

 

[sinkfla87]

Fatberg? New insult downloaded.

 

[CyclopsRock]

Yeh I get that, I guess, mentally I'm OK to take the hit. Having been drilled into us growing up about droughts and wasting water etc (australian)

That's not really a problem in the UK - we get plenty of water! Plus water really only gets "wasted" if you chuck it outside. Then we have to wait for it to evaporate, rain, find its way into a reservoir etc etc. If you just pour it down a sink it ends up straight back in the system. OK, so it needs to be treated again but that's a relatively easy and cheap process, so there's very little waste.

 

[massoluk]

Lower my expectations? On cleaning my butt out? No, I've lowered them before and that just leads to itchiness. I buy toilet safe wet wipes anyway.

https://youtu.be/TgHVO-RZ8c4

No such thing

 

[Tecnniqe]

Just poop harder so you get splashback to wash your arse.

 

[sinkfla87]

Just poop harder so you get splashback to wash your arse.

Economy bidet.

 

[Elfotografoalocado]

https://youtu.be/TgHVO-RZ8c4

No such thing

Just use bidets ffs.

Or this.

 

[ChryZ]

Monster Fatberg sounds like a Bloodborne boss.

 

[KHlover]

Monster Fatberg sounds like a Bloodborne boss.

It's quite literally a monster in DND.

 

[Afrikan]

This is the MOST disgusting thing I've heard today.

Curious to know what was the 2nd most disgusting...as well as what disgusting thing you heard yesturday.

 

[sinkfla87]

Monster Fatberg sounds like a Bloodborne boss.

This made me laugh way too hard.

I hope he's the final boss in the new Destiny raid.

You have to have your ghost scan a shit and tissue filled Cabal toilet to start the encounter.

 

[Amalthea]

There needs to be a movie where one of these things comes alive and rampages through a city.

 

[Shaanyboi]

Tug that shit up to the North Pole and create a new home for the polar bears

 

[Bucket Mouse]

Monster Fatberg would be a great band name.

 

[Benzychenz]

I didn't know people did this. I wet the dish under the faucet if it's dry, scrub it with detergent using a sponge/scrubber thing, rinse it off, then put it on a drying rack.

My water goes cold again if I turn it off, I'd much prefer to fill the sink with hot water (and rinse as needed) than have the tap running while I wash all the dishes.

 

[Tecnniqe]

There needs to be a movie where one of these things comes alive and rampages through a city.

 

[Amalthea]

Cultural differences:

Europe:
- Don't have bidets
- Flush shitted wet wipes in the toilet
- Monster fatberg is stuck in the sewers

USA:
- Have bidets
- Throw shitted wetwipes into a bin
- Monster fatberg is president

 

[Kthulhu]

Lower my expectations? On cleaning my butt out? No, I've lowered them before and that just leads to itchiness. I buy toilet safe wet wipes anyway.

Toilet safe wet wipes aren't actually toilet safe.

 

[ChryZ]

Cultural differences:

Europe:
- Don't have bidets
- Flush shitted wet wipes in the toilet
- Monster fatberg is stuck in the sewers

USA:
- Have bidets
- Throw shitted wetwipes into a bin
- Monster fatberg is president

That's uncalled for. Fatbergs also got feelings, fatberg shaming needs to stop.

 

[Mista Koo]

Just use bidets ffs.

Or this.

#creepingsharia

 

[ahoyhoy]

Cultural differences:

Europe:
- Don't have bidets
- Flush shitted wet wipes in the toilet
- Monster fatberg is stuck in the sewers

USA:
- Have bidets
- Throw shitted wetwipes into a bin
- Monster fatberg is president

Bidets are incredibly rare in the US. Never seen one here.

 

[AntChum]

This is my fault guys, I don't leave the bathroom until the wipes leave my arse whiter than when they went in. Sorry.

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

I'm one of those that has contributed.

Wet wipes use at work is mandatory, my bum is clean enough to eat your dinner out of, lads.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

And that's how you make blood sausage!

 

[Miles X]

Honestly, what's the obsession with bidets. Just use toilet paper.

I imagine the majority of these wet wipes are used on babies so this idea of bidet is fucking stupid, unless you expect people to hold a new born over a toilet.

 

[shira]

My simpsons knowledge tell me that's worth millions

Oh it's not grease, it's wetnaps and other shit too, lul

 

[HazySaiyan]

Monster Fatberg is my jazz name

 

[Meier]

Saw this video a while ago on these fatbergs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_axpk0a7Q

Good for him for not actually throwing up (at least in the clip). That is shocking to me that they're not wearing something covering their mouth and eyes.. maybe they just didn't while on camera for this.

 

[Daedardus]

The stuff that people flush through the toilet is amazing. Sanitary pads and diapers are designed to absorb as much water as they can and expand as a result, what do people expect what happens when you throw that in a huge pool of water? Toilet paper is made to fall apart when wet, so that's why it's perfectly ok to flush it down. The things you would see if you open up someone's piping, you don't want to see that ever.

 

[Elfotografoalocado]

#creepingsharia

We won't let those inmigrants tell us when and how we should wash our arses!

 

[_Nemo]

Does everyone in UK wipe their ass with wet wipes?

 

[mackattk]

just get a fucking bidet.

Fixed. Bidet's has changed my life. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom outside of my house, I hate it when I have to feel my own shit through the toilet paper.

 

[Amalthea]

Does everyone in UK wipe their ass with wet wipes?

Yeppers, there's even an official Royal Wet-Wiper who has to wet-wipe those regal buckinghams.

 

[PJV3]

Yeppers, there's even an official Royal Wet-Wiper who has to wet-wipe those regal buckinghams.

Keeper of the stool?

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

Does everyone in UK wipe their ass with wet wipes?

I don't... it's the first I've ever heard of this... well... outside of mom's using wet wipes on their babies to clean up when changing nappies.

I've never heard of adults using wet wipes to wipe their arse. It sounds so uncomfortable.