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[Archer]

 

[Bronetta]

It's alwys Austrapia when animals are involved in freak incidents.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Coming from Colombia, I've had people (yes even kids) come in with snake bites, poisonous ones at that.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

It's alwys Austrapia when animals are involved in freak incidents.

Not always.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/07/python-killed-brothers-kept-apartment

 

[Brofist]

Damn crazy shit always going down in Austria

 

[bionic77]

That kid might have trouble sleeping for about 30 years.

We never let our kids sleep with us in our bed but if ever any kid had a legit excuse...

He is going to be sleeping with them until he is 20 and I don't blame him.

 

[BlackSalad]

SAI
GON

 

[mariachi507]

That would be the scariest thing ever. Feeling this sudden impact on your head with teeth piercing into you, and then reaching out only to realize a huge fucking snake is trying to bite your head off. Jesus Christ!

 

[bionic77]

That would be the scariest thing ever. Feeling this sudden impact on your head with teeth piercing into you, and then reaching out only to realize a huge fucking snake is trying to bite your head off. Jesus Christ!

It would take some time for you to be that rational considering you are being woken up by a giant snake trying to eat you starting from your head.

 

[Tesseract]

Witches use babies as ointment.

Agh, you evil person you.

 

[dejay]

How do people survive in Australia? It seems like death is around every corner lol.

Our life expectancy is one of the highest in the world, despite being obese, full of skin cancers and prone to binge drinking.

 

[Summoner]

....My favorite was some birds that apparently swoop down and attack you during their mating season. Even comes with a special hat:

Yeah, fucking magpies!!

 

[ItIsOkBro]

I don't even know how people live over there.

People don't live in Australia, they survive

 

[Yabberwocky]

What the fuck. Glad the kid's okay, that's a pretty traumatic thing for the kid (and the mum) to go through. Poor kid.

Hilariously, even as an Australian, I thought it was going to be Florida.

How do people survive in Australia? It seems like death is around every corner lol.

I'd love to say we're a tough, hardy breed, but that would be a lie. I do fantasise about living in a country where I can put on closed-in shoes and to not have to check for spiders. Off to the Arctic!

 

[DonMigs85]

Shame the snake was killed - shoulda released it in a farm or barn full of mice