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Platform: Xbox Live Indie, coming soon on Steam
Price: 80 Allards
Developer: Stegersaurus

Game description:

Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own couch, assuming that your couch is not composed of sexual innuendo. If it is, I would suggest buying a new couch or at least getting the current one cleaned professionally.​

Video: Trailer

Screenshots:

Reviews: forthcoming

 

[OnPoint]

There is a shocking amount of fun to be found here underneath the enjoyment the presentation may bring. It feels like QWOP with a controller in many ways and is loads of fun in multiplayer

 

[GotchaForce]

It's like World of Goo, but dicks.

BUY IT!

 

[A Sentient Keyboard]

Holy shit.

Those dong physics.

 

[Neuromancer]

Holy shit.

Those dong physics.

Yeah I'm kind of surprised it got through community review.

Those are definitely dongs swinging around.

 

[Amagon]

What le fuck did I just watched?

 

[Jarek23]

LOL Those wieners!

 

[see5harp]

They said MS didn't care about indies. These penises say otherwise.

 

[R3TRODYCE]

What in the mother of love.

 

[Spongebob]

wtf...

 

[Carl]

Well shit... I don't know what i expected from that title but... yeha

 

[EdibleExplosives]

I need this game.

 

[Sigismundo]

Neat.

 

[Currygan]

noone will ever see me playing this. Noone

 

[Phreaker]

Dat dong physics

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Is this sexist?

EDIT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpMphCgTKuM&feature=endscreen&NR=1

 

[Rickenslacker]

I just knew the final 90 Allards rotting in my account were destined for greatness.

 

[Eaten By A Grue]

It is about time that PhysX has been used to its full potential.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

I will play this.

 

[kick51]

XBLIG has the most bizarre collection of games.

Is there a thread dedicated to the sheer ridiculousness of the game covers? b/c there should be.

 

[Lumpy Onion]

So fucking bizarre. The dudes remind me of ancient Japanese Haniwa statues.

 

[Dragoon En Regalia]

Reminds me of QWOP, but in a good, manly way.

 

[Buttonbasher]

That goat looks pretty bummed out to be there.

 

[Deputy Dangle]

I want to play this game.

 

[Santiako]

I don't even know what to say.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

Time expired. Do you want to unlock the full game?

HELL YEAH

 

[Karak]

I have laughed for 3 straight minutes at the name alone. Gawd damn that was a surprise to see an OT.

 

[Espada]

Dongs.

Dongs everywhere.

Climb the Goat!

This + the sound effects just killed me.

 

[kick51]

There should be a mode so that there is no time limit to climb to the top. It would he amazing.

You'll be happy to know the next patch has "mancraft" mode which has no time limit

.


mancraft


He's trying to get it on Steam:

Sadly I believe Norway is one the places Microsoft doesn't support Xbox Live Indie Games in. I'm trying to get on Steam since Steam allows sales to more parts of the world, but for now the game is only on XBLIG and thus not available in Norway

 

[eroots]

not cool.

 

[SapientWolf]

That goat looks pretty bummed out to be there.

Well, it's being mounted by like a hundred dudes.

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

I laughed so hard at the video that my wife walked in wondering what was so funny... Needles to say I hid the screen from her like a kid caught watching porn, all the while laughing so hard I couldn't say anything but an intermittent, nope nope nope shaking my head.


This is saying something because we share everything but for some reason not this... not this.

 

[Galang]

I thought the game's name was going just going to be ironically awkward. Didn't expect it to be what it is at all -_-'

 

[SlasherJPC]

I was bored... so I mounted my friends and made this video....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJVkdTvc_4g

 

[Jotamide]

And I thought QWOP couldn't be more awkward. Also for a second I thought the guy on the cover art was covered in nipples.

 

[Reversed]

So, Cho Aniki meets World of Goo.

 

[Raticus79]

SuperGreatFriend fans, now's your moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wMVmputoWG4#t=1146s

 

[Tempy]

Supported on Steam Greenlight. The world needs more games like this

 

[Mista Koo]

There is a shocking amount of fun to be found here underneath the enjoyment the presentation may bring. It feels like QWOP with a controller in many ways and is loads of fun in multiplayer

The game's title reminded me of another game made by QWOP's creator: Get On Top.

Also there's a two players QWOP with a controller and it's awesome (Sportsfriends backers only).

 

[nailbombxx]

This is amazing. The trailer had me chuckling for a straight minute.

 

[antitrop]

I'm sold on cock-physics.

 

[Kangi]

I... I don't even know what to say.

I've wondered for the longest time if there's any reason for me to buy a 360 or PS3, but now... now I have found it.

Steam Greenlight

Oh, never mind. *votes*

 

[SamuraiX-]

The moaning sound effects really sell it. That trailer was just something else.

Also, dem schlong physics. D:

 

[whitehawk]

Need to bump this thread as a friend introduced it to me tonight. Oh my god it is amazing. It's a perfect party game too. You can have an infinite amount of players with one controller. Seriously, buy this game. It's so, so fun.

 

[OnPoint]

You guys play anyone online? People do some crazy fun stuff

 

[Rad-]

Press A to penis.

 

[CountAntonius]

I'm slightly aroused.

 

[brian!]

goat looks so serene

 

[CaptainTiptop]

Saw Two Best Friends play it and I just had to download it.

From the minds behind Baby Maker Extreme 2!

 

[Copenap]

Dem sound effects