MTVs New Trainreck Reality TV: Jersey Shore. AKA Guidos & Douchebags

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DCX said:
NYC isnt just Manhattan. NYC is the 5 Burroughs. Manhattan would be the unofficial capitol of NYC but it's just one of the five.

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Come on, everyone knows that when you say "the city" you're talking about Manhattan.
 
Semantics wars anyone? "New York City" means all five boroughs. "The City" means Manhattan. NYC doesn't mean "the city" it means "New York City." What's the argument about again?
 
The drunken lout seen sucker-punching a "Jersey Shore" hottie in a video clip gone viral is a New York City public school teacher, The Post has learned.

And the sudden right cross seen across the Internet has earned Queens gym teacher Brad Ferro a technical knockout — he’s been moved out of class and into one of the Department of Education’s teacher reassignment centers, also known as a "rubber room," agency officials confirmed.

Ferro, 24, of Deer Park, LI, was arrested in late August for punching out Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, according to local police.
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Full article:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_shore_thug_is_nyc_gym_teacher_xQvp3WSFQk4TQhqwQjmJTL
 
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awesome.

But he still gets paid. At least he'll run into our Brooklyn duo from James Madison High.

Also good to hear/read that sponsors are dropping the show.
 
yeah those rubber rooms are basically the ideal job - you get paid indefinitely to do nothing. maybe thats why he did it :lol

new episode tonight/today right?!
 
Disappointing episode. If i wanted to go through bullshit girlfriend/boyfriend drama id watch the real world. More club scenes + guido scenes please.
 
OK, fuck this. If I can't find a site streaming it i'll just wait until it get put up on MTV's site.

I'll read spoilers for Avatar, but not this.
 
Yeah, no harm done in her being gone.

Hopefully the producers have more JWOWWWWWWWWWZER bikini shots to compensate for the lost boobage.
 
Yeah, this was boring as hell. Too much faux relationship drama, too many commercial breaks.

Looks like they're turning it back up next week.
 
I like how that chick was hanging around waiting for people to be all like "oh please stay, don't leave we need you here" :lol Yeah the looks on their faces said it all...
 
S1lent said:
Tuned in for the first time tonight and watched them kick off the most attractive girl on the show. I'm out.
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Really? None of them are that great, but I still wouldn't put her at the top. And I definitely don't think any of them are hot enough to justify watching the show. I watch to see people get punched and say stupid things.
 
nomster said:
Really? None of them are that great, but I still wouldn't put her at the top. And I definitely don't think any of them are hot enough to justify watching the show. I watch to see people get punched and say stupid things.
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I probably should have said only attractive girl, not most. But yeah I found her to be pretty hot. Though obviously her personality is a different story.
 
DMeisterJ said:
Snakums is going to get her face rocked next week. Waiting in anticipation.
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i cannot wait. this show is hilarious to watch. they all say such stupid things constantly. i wanna see next week when ronnie and sammi confront each other, they're both such idiots and totally misunderstood the night. i love it haha.
 
AgentOtaku said:
Where in Florida?

It's my home state
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Sorry, I didn't see your post. I'm in the Ft. Myers/SW area. It's been an adjustment, work is very hard to find in this area. :(

On topic, when does this show air again? I gotta watch this!
 
Jersey Shore by Cracked.com

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Vinny


Vinny is the closest thing Jersey Shore has to a human being. He’s the only one of the guys who doesn’t look like he’s part of some bizarre viral marketing campaign aimed at selling some kind of Hair Gel/HGH Combo Package. He even thinks it’s strange when people introduce themselves as “Situation” and “J-WOWW.” This is his first summer as a 21-year-old, so he’s the only one whose manic excitement and drunk antics can be justified. He’s the smartest member of the house, and it’s not really even close.

Outstanding Moment:
Getting pinkeye on the second day. Children are the only people in the world who get pinkeye. This is because pinkeye is the result of getting fecal matter (poop) in your eye, and children are the only people stupid enough to put themselves in situations wherein that might actually happen.
Well, other than Vinny. (The smart one.)
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Outstanding Moment:
This sentence, taken verbatim, used on the show to describe what happens when three skanks get in a hot tub … I think: “This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.” That sentence happened.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
I forced myself to make it through the first episode last night on Hulu. I may watch next week just for the punch, but for no other reason. I honestly hate the guido/guidette attitude and the heavy Jersey are accent. They said on the radio this morning that the punch will be in the next episode.
 
Okay guys. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but MTV is pulling Snickalacker getting her chakra's rocked... AKA, no punch on next weeks show.

Eonline is reporting it, I would paste the link but their mobile site doesn't have direct links.

:(
 
DMeisterJ said:
Okay guys. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but MTV is pulling Snickalacker getting her chakra's rocked... AKA, no punch on next weeks show.

Eonline is reporting it, I would paste the link but their mobile site doesn't have direct links.

:(
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It's not as if the clip hasn't been played ad nauseam already. And I think it's a good thing to exercise some restraint here, especially since MTV seems to have taken the moral low ground with everything else pertaining to the show.

I thought the Cracked article was hilarious. It's too bad the show it's mocking is all too real.
 
Holy shit. This is on Youtube and Hulu? I am sooooooo watching this filth :D

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Alright, just watched the opening scene and 10 seconds of Pauly D. I don't know if I can take it :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
I think it's hilarious how people actually asked Snicker to stay, but nobody cared about the other girl, who was a total weirdo.

And the Pauly Shore looking guy (the situation) is so fucking creepy :lol
 
This show......My God. I've been in Jersey all my life, but God daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. These people.....I don't even....
 
First I'd like to say the ending to the last episode was highly entertaining. What a great relationship, he dances with a girl so she gives out her number causing him to run home to his bed and mourn. That's normal.

Then J-Woww follows him and I was thought "They're gonna have sex!! Ah!" and then Snooki told Sammie and she got pissed and walked home looking pissed (a good look for her). Nice, trashy television entertainment.

As for them pulling the punch clip...nice. You air the clip time and time again, exploiting it for ratings and when the time comes you back down? We've all seen it time and time again on your own channel. Pretty messed up.
 
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