MTVs New Trainreck Reality TV: Jersey Shore. AKA Guidos & Douchebags

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NetMapel said:
Also, LOL at your statement saying guys are into a girl's "internal beauty." Just this GAF board alone is the complete opposite of that when members will jump to comment on her looks if they see a picture of a girl.
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Nothing wrong with that. If you see a hot guy or girl on the street your first thought isn't going to be about her personality. Physical attraction comes first.
 
Igo said:
Nothing wrong with that. If you see a hot guy or girl on the street your first thought isn't going to be about her personality. Physical attraction comes first.
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I'm just teasing, I'm sure her inner beauty was too much for Leon to resist ;)
 
I normally would not laugh at a guy hitting a girl or any form of domestic violence, but I could not control the laughter I had watching that clip.

I am going straight to hell.
 
MIMIC said:
I actually burst out laughing :lol

But still, I feel bad for laughing. Hitting a woman who never hit you is pretty fucked up.
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Well, given the granny shape of her face the fist would slide off of it pretty easily minimizing any damage.
 
Guido

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

The Guido is an entirely American phenomena, with its epicenter in the New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area. Although most of its examples are of Italian-American descent, manytimes other non-descript Caucasians will follow suit in an attempt to achieve an identity- in fact any identity. The Guido is highly recognizable by his attention to muscular development, status symbols, and regional dialect. Guidos are fortunate in that they usually tend to be loyal to their heritage and cultures. However, their interpretation of the Italian culture is unique to Americans. They fall sorrily short when attempting to emulate the sophistication of European-born men.
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Thank-fucking-goodness, as long as this phenomenon stays within the U.S border, I have no problem. :D
 
I wonder, do guidos play soccer?

operon said:
How the fuck do people think this is funny next up GAF thinks Aids and Diarrohea are funny ffs
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It's funny because she's dumb and part of the show, and he's on steroids and an idiot.
 
I'm hopelessly addicted. The show is like the trashy next-door neighbours who take up boring Sunday afternoons by having shouting matches on their lawn about each other's sexual inadequecy.
 
operon said:
How the fuck do people think this is funny next up GAF thinks Aids and Diarrohea are funny ffs
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I'm laughing at the ratio of stupid.

Honestly I'm not a fan of violence against women, but these days culture has changed and people are fucking assholes.

Assholes with penises.

Assholes with vaginas.

Assholes get what they deserve. :\
 
DMeisterJ said:
I normally would not laugh at a guy hitting a girl or any form of domestic violence, but I could not control the laughter I had watching that clip.

I am going straight to hell.
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It's only funny if it's a guy she's fucking... hilarious, really. If it's some random guy slugging her, then it's white knight time.
 
operon said:
How the fuck do people think this is funny next up GAF thinks Aids and Diarrohea are funny ffs
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It's funny because she's short as shit. She had to stand on six telephone books to set up that shot.
 
i didnt know there were people who prided themselves in being guidos? i thought it was like an insult to call someone that, i didn't know that people actually say they love guidos and that they are guidos.
 
Really, are all guidos acting like high school kids?

"Weeeee, I took off my bra in the jacuzzi!! I'm such a rebel!"

"Woooah she took off her bra haha!"

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR! FUCK YEAH!!"

They are like, mini-douchebags. Like the kids I see sometimes who still walk with their pants down and flipped caps, thinking they are bad ass, oblivious to the fact that the car that just passed by that they didn't notice was driven by a guy who dresses well, has a good job, and a hot girlfriend who's actually experienced at having sex without being a dumb slut.

They can remain forever clueless, stuck in their little mirrored box of a world as far as I care. I hoe the show is for people who actually laugh at them more than anything.

And yeah, I'm never visiting NJ, ever.
 
permutated said:
Holy hell, is everyone from Jersey this ugly?

Never visiting there! :lol
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This must be a troll. Most of these people are from New York. I think 1 girl is from Jersey.
 
AVclub said:
This must be a troll. Most of these people are from New York. I think 1 girl is from Jersey.
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It's called Jersey Shore...
 
im very scared. i noticed theres a page for this show on fb so that you can become a fan of it. i clicked on the profile picture and all the comments are people going OMG I LOVEEEEE MIKE HE IS SO HOTTTT, etc. with all of the guys, not just that one in particular.

how can people find these guys attractive when they are clearly such douchebags? i can understand physical attraction to people with good bodies but does personality not have the power to totally tarnish a pretty image?

show is entertaining to watch, but its hard watching a show where you can't relate to any of the characters because they all seem so skeezy and self-absorbed.
 
dsunit1 said:
Falcon Punch gif
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MTV is really gonna air this on tv? Context and all? Isn't that kinda irresponsible to show a dude punching a chick stone cold in the grill like that? You can't explain this shit away as some kinda accident. He CLEARLY thought about it first and the took aim to make sure he hit the target.
 
Str0ngStyle said:
MTV is really gonna air this on tv? Context and all? Isn't that kinda irresponsible to show a dude punching a chick stone cold in the grill like that? You can't explain this shit away as some kinda accident. He CLEARLY thought about it first and the took aim to make sure he hit the target.
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they show ufc fights on tv. people are hurt much worse
 
wonderkins said:
Or walk down Spaccanapoli at, well, really any time of day. Gives the tourists a nice taste of Neapolitan guido-dom.
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Or I can just skip that and stuff myself with Neapolitan pizza! Sounds much better.
 
BobbyRobby said:
they show ufc fights on tv. people are hurt much worse
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If you cannot apprehend the difference between a man hitting a woman in the face in a nightclub and muscular men engaging in entirely consensual brawls for money and fame, then you aren't thinking very hard.
 
Speaking of which, was the first airing shown in HD? I caught one of the repeats and it was in widescreen SD (black borders on all four sides).
 
BobbyRobby said:
they show ufc fights on tv. people are hurt much worse
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Holy hell how much did you think about this one?

SmokyDave said:
Yay, let's glamorise cunts on TV some more.

Yeuch.
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Maybe it'll have the opposite effect! Maybe people will laugh at them and not with them and maybe that will make them realize they are acting like total douchebags and they'll let up with the whole guido thing... :D
 
So I watched the first two episodes last night. Oh my god, this show is amazing. I can't believe these people are real. I want to punch "Snookie" in the face so bad; im' glad to see the magic has already been captured in GIF form.

The most surprising thing to me so far is that the dudes come across as not being too bad. Mostly its the girls who seem like unbelievable trainwreck whore bitches.
 
Holy shit at that gif, setting the dvr.

I saw a girl get clocked like that a couple of weeks ago, she's kind of a bitch so I didn't feel too bad.
 
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