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[lepermessiah]

Yeah, tread carefully but I say go for it. Be smooth.

 

[haxan7]

If you don't get a notarized consent form, it's rape.

That only applies if he slips a pinky in her butt by mistake

 

[DESTROYA]

That only applies if he slips a pinky in her butt by mistake

That's never a mistake.

 

[Ornlu]

That only applies if he slips a pinky in her butt by mistake

That's never a mistake.

Pinky? It's the thumb that 'accidentally' does anything. It's already nearby!

 

[Cunth]

Have had a stiffy for 2 days waiting for more deets

 

[Plies]

Don't mess this up, OP

 

[Stouffers]

Have had a stiffy for 2 days waiting for more deets

2 day edge is solid. I recommend going deep in the woods when It's time.

 

[008]

Wouldn't surprised me she cancelled last second. Did he actually end up going over there?

 

[DonJorginho]

Wouldn't surprised me she cancelled last second. Did he actually end up going over there?

They got another date planned, she gave him a big hug so I am thinking OP is about 15% inside her snatch.

 

[008]

They got another date planned, she gave him a big hug so I am thinking OP is about 15% inside her snatch.

Read back. So he never did go over there, but has another "date" planned. I'd definitely let her lead the way and back off until something happens

 

[DonJorginho]

I went over on the bike.

When I pulled up she was at the door.

Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.

She seemed pretty frazzled.

I gave her a big hug and we had beer.

She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.

Thanked me for being such a good friend.

I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.

(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.

She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.


________

I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.

008

 

[008]

008

Thanks. Didn't see that. Like he said, he's halfway there

 

[Musky_Cheese]

She probably called dick over last night, got porked, then told him how some ginger came over on a motorcycle looking silly. Then they laughed together about it.

Spoiler

 

[GrayChild]

OP, don't leave us out in the cold. Provide a status report ASAP.

 

[Mexen]

I went over on the bike.

When I pulled up she was at the door.

Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.

She seemed pretty frazzled.

I gave her a big hug and we had beer.

She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.

Thanked me for being such a good friend.

I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.

(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.

She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.


________

I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.

You're in the Smash Zone.

 

[Ingeniero]

So OP, did you smash that pussy? or your boss realised she'll get into trouble if you do it.

 

[TrainedRage]

I will update after this weekend.... I did not expect this to be such a hot topic.

 

[DoctorEkkoUK]

You should try and impress her by dressing up as a train conductor. Women love the authority and level headedness of train conductors.

 

[DonJorginho]

I will update after this weekend.... I did not expect this to be such a hot topic.

You more or less revealed that your life is becoming a Brazzers Scenario.

Of course this was gonna be a hot topic OP

 

[Elektro Demon]

I bookmarked this thread and I'm expecting an update.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I will update after this weekend.... I did not expect this to be such a hot topic.

Of course it is tho. And we are all so happy for you as you march to Smash City.

 

[SidViscous]

can a mod promise to threadmark if he gets some? these post bumps are a constant disappointment.

 

[Fun Fanboy]

I will update after this weekend.... I did not expect this to be such a hot topic.

It's giving me a boner!

 

[xrnzaaas]

You more or less revealed that your life is becoming a Brazzers Scenario.

Of course this was gonna be a hot topic OP

So a 38 Year Old Woman Asked Me to Put a Bed Together Tomorrow, Sex?

So I just finished working as a server at a catering hall I regularly work at and I was asked by a rather attractive and single bartender to put a bed together for her tomorrow. I've worked there for over five years. Everyone knows my name, and knows I have a hankering for older women. A...

www.neogaf.com

Reminds me of this thread lol.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Don't shit where you eat.

 

[DonJorginho]

So a 38 Year Old Woman Asked Me to Put a Bed Together Tomorrow, Sex?

So I just finished working as a server at a catering hall I regularly work at and I was asked by a rather attractive and single bartender to put a bed together for her tomorrow. I've worked there for over five years. Everyone knows my name, and knows I have a hankering for older women. A...

www.neogaf.com

Reminds me of this thread lol.

Quality, will have to give this a read too lol, I guess it did not end in sex?

 

[xrnzaaas]

Quality, will have to give this a read too lol, I guess it did not end in sex?

I won't spoil that for you, I remember many people followed that thread and demanded updates.

 

[DonJorginho]

I won't spoil that for you, I remember many people followed that thread and demanded updates.

Just read it, OP really got it, I am proud to be a Gaffer.

 

[Kamina]

So a 38 Year Old Woman Asked Me to Put a Bed Together Tomorrow, Sex?

So I just finished working as a server at a catering hall I regularly work at and I was asked by a rather attractive and single bartender to put a bed together for her tomorrow. I've worked there for over five years. Everyone knows my name, and knows I have a hankering for older women. A...

www.neogaf.com

TrainedRage
You need to read this thread, thuroughly, and update us in the same or better quality.
If she has cats, dont forget to mention them.

 

[TrainedRage]

TrainedRage
You need to read this thread, thuroughly, and update us in the same or better quality.
If she has cats, dont forget to mention them.

But the OP regretted even posting by the end. Also he was drunk. I will include details.

Here is a little nugget from today at work:

She started laughing at her phone and was like, "guys are so stupid".
She said, "don't ever say this to a woman" then showed me her phone.

Its this guy who went on a date or two with her and she basically ghosted him because she isn't interested. He texted her, "is everything ok, are you mad at me"?

So yeah she showed me a txt from a previous date and was like don't do this, it makes people look pathetic. And laughed about it with me.

Im pretty convinced at this point and am doing dick exercises as we speak.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Friendzoned

 

[Kamina]

OP just fucking go by her house, find some excuse that you were in the area doing something and wanted to check on her, maybe bring some of the beer she likes.
This has to work.

 

[HellforLeather]

She started laughing at her phone and was like, "guys are so stupid".
She said, "don't ever say this to a woman" then showed me her phone.

You should have told her that you dont even want to speak to her, just wanna give her a one way ticket to pound town. Chicks dig it when your assertive and treat them like dirt.

Spoiler

pretty much all the recommendations in here are jokes, I really hope OP understands this but you never know

 

[ManaByte]

OP just fucking go by her house, find some excuse that you were in the area doing something and wanted to check on her, maybe bring some of the beer she likes.
This has to work.

Don't forget to say her cable is out and he needs to lay some new cable to fix it.

 

[HellforLeather]

I want to tongue punch your fart box.

Thats it, thats all you need to say.

OP, you gotta hit it before the coronavirus takes us all out...its all we have left!

 

[DeepEnigma]

Don't get laid where you get paid

Says no trick ever.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

Reminds me of this thread from back in the day:

My lady friend wants to eat my cone.

 

[LordKasual]

I went over on the bike.

When I pulled up she was at the door.

Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.

She seemed pretty frazzled.

I gave her a big hug and we had beer.

She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.

Thanked me for being such a good friend.

I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.

(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.

She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.


________

I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.

This was not a friend zone visit.

You did good. The next encounter should play itself out pretty easy.

 

[Stouffers]

OP's a ginger? Absolutely disgusting.

 

[Afro Republican]

You should check if she offered this to anyone else, if she's a bucket of rice pudding you may not want her unless you want to risk catching something.

 

[TrainedRage]

OP's a ginger? Absolutely disgusting.

This ginger is about to snap.

 

[DESTROYA]

Show her pics of your massive hog and ask her if she'd like to go for a ride. Don't forget your helmet .

 

[888]

Make sure to tell her your trick you use to wipe your ass.

 

[Scopa]

But the OP regretted even posting by the end. Also he was drunk. I will include details.

Here is a little nugget from today at work:

She started laughing at her phone and was like, "guys are so stupid".
She said, "don't ever say this to a woman" then showed me her phone.

Its this guy who went on a date or two with her and she basically ghosted him because she isn't interested. He texted her, "is everything ok, are you mad at me"?

So yeah she showed me a txt from a previous date and was like don't do this, it makes people look pathetic. And laughed about it with me.

Im pretty convinced at this point and am doing dick exercises as we speak.

I'm getting some Demi Moore from Disclosure vibes.

If she's as hot as Demi Moore, take the risk. Otherwise, be careful.

Don't get Michael Douglas'd.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Post pics of her vinyl siding after you're done repairing it.

 

[Papa]

Don't get laid where you get paid

If you're the boss. If you're not the boss, have at it.

 

[Papa]

Tell her you're gay. I mean, you don't even have to lie to her.

b u l l y a l e r t

 

[Papa]

Don't shit where you eat.

What if he likes to eat shit

 

[MudoSkills]

... if she's a bucket of rice pudding...

Fucking hell.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Fucking hell.

IMAGINE THE SMELL