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[Alter_Fridge]

Life is good

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

 

[HawksWinStanley]

Well?...

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Well?...

Well I haven't stopped drinking since

 

[Batiman]

Hentai?

 

[ramuh]

There's an unspoken agreement to fry everything upon death/incapacitation.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Hentai?

worse

 

[Keihart]

worse

horse?

 

[Dirk Benedict]

 

[Alter_Fridge]

horse?

I'm trying to drink to forget ok

 

[SebastianShaw]

Just tell us. It’s some version of hentai right?

 

[OverHeat]

Necrophilia right?

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Just tell us. It’s some version of hentai right?

No its not Anime

 

[mango drank]

Germans eating fresh horse poop, then using it as lube.

 

[jdforge]

Gay.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

i literally want to commit hari kari

 

[MightySquirrel]

It's gangsta p init?

Sorry breh, but you know the saying fruit don't fall far from the tree.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

It's gangsta p init?

Sorry breh, but you know the saying fruit don't fall far from the tree.

cheers mate, I'm feeling pretty good right now

 

[Peggies]

That may be totally off topic but how is your dad?

 

[teezzy]

If there's any JOI feet videos... DM me... it's for my friend.... Peggies ...

 

[Alter_Fridge]

That may be totally off topic but how is your dad?

Pretty vegetabally

But filled with immense rage

 

[Rival]

Is it vegetable porn?

 

[Alter_Fridge]

If there's any JOI feet videos... DM me... it's for my friend.... Peggies ...

I think im the only foot guy in the family lol

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Is it vegetable porn?

no

 

[Peggies]

Pretty vegetabally

But filled with immense rage

Sorry to hear that vegetable part but filled with immense rage is always a plus. I wish him all the best.

That being said. Is it something like this?

 

[mansoor1980]

its your home made porn he was watching? thats it isnt it?

 

[Mistershine.]

Please don't say kiddie, or even worse, furry.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Sorry to hear that vegetable part but filled with immense rage is always a plus. I wish him all the best.

That being said. Is it something like this?

No not a 3 guy threesome

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Please don't say kiddie, or even worse, furry.

Nothing illegal no. fairly mainstreamish

 

[MightySquirrel]

cheers mate, I'm feeling pretty good right now

Cheerios

Spoiler

i'm just joking. Drinking never helps, ever. Go on a trip somewhere with buddies or better not buddies, girfriends

 

[BigBooper]

?

 

[Fbh]

Once when I worked for this tech retail company, some old dude bought a new phone and paid for the overpriced service where we'd "set it up", including transferring his files and data from his old phone.
There was so much midget porn on there. Like WAY more than you could excuse being like "hahah it's just some silly shit my friends send".

Dude came back an our later and we were like
"H..here you go sir, we transferred ALL your data"

 

[Alter_Fridge]

its your home made porn he was watching? thats it isnt it?

no that's reserved to my phone and lappy

 

[teezzy]

Once when I worked for this tech retail company, some old dude bought a new phone and paid for the overpriced service where we'd "set it up", including transferring his files and data from his old phone.
There was so much midget porn on there. Like WAY more than you could excuse being like "hahah it's just some silly shit my friends send".

Dude came back an our later and we were like
"H..here you go sir, we transferred ALL your data"

There's a new chicken wing restaurant at the end of my street with this banging ass midget working there

Ngl, I would in a heartbeat

 

[Alter_Fridge]

My stuff is blowies and foot stuff

 

[IntentionalPun]

I hope he had more than one stroke; or is he into edging?

 

[God Enel]

Furry?

 

[teezzy]

My stuff is blowies and foot stuff

The real heroes are the ladies who can do both simultaneously

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I hope he had more than one stroke; or is he into edging?

yeah he's had a triple bypass and and an Ischaemic upon others

 

[IntentionalPun]

yeah he's had a triple bypass and and an Ischaemic upon others

Sorry to hear; I was making a masturbation joke because I can't tell how serious you are being.

Hang in there; and jerk one for your pops to his pron.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

The real heroes are the ladies who can do both simultaneously

Going to town on amazing toes while you're getting blown is heaven on earth

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Sorry to hear; I was making a masturbation joke because I can't tell how serious you are being.

Hang in there; and jerk one for your pops to his pron.

I'm being serious as shit

 

[Roxkis_ii]

Reading the replies, I can only assume it's illegal. If that's the situation, then it depends on your dads health. Personally, if he's not going to make it, I'd delete it. If he is going to be fine, then give up the goat. You don't want that kinda karma in your life.

 

[mango drank]

OP, whose guess is closest so far?

 

[KrakenIPA]

Please murder my computers when I'm murdered.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Reading the replies, I can only assume it's illegal. If that's the situation, then it depends on your dads health. Personally, if he's not going to make it, I'd delete it. If he is going to be fine, then give up the goat. You don't want that kinda karma in your life.

no its not illegal at all. It's just.. not you would think

 

[Alter_Fridge]

OP, whose guess is closest so far?

No one has been close at all. he's 77

 

[Peggies]

No one has been close at all. he's 77

Is it fatties?

 

[IFireflyl]

This has gone on too long. I'm no longer interested. Be a better storyteller, OP.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Is it fatties?

nope