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My Dad has had a stroke and I went to the family computer and discovered what porn he's been watching

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Mistershine.

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Fbh said:
Once when I worked for this tech retail company, some old dude bought a new phone and paid for the overpriced service where we'd "set it up", including transferring his files and data from his old phone.
There was so much midget porn on there. Like WAY more than you could excuse being like "hahah it's just some silly shit my friends send".

Dude came back an our later and we were like
"H..here you go sir, we transferred ALL your data"
Staring Ed Helms GIF by The Office
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I once had a customer call me saying that he'd lost some files on his computer and could i try and recover them for him, just some pics of a gazebo he was trying to sell and didn't want to put it back up to take some more.

No problem says I and proceed to run some basic data recovery software to see if I can find them, I did not.

What I did find included pics of him with lipstick on his arsehole and his Mrs smashing a dildo up him while some other guy face fucked him. Absolute nightmare fuel.
 
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You can't make a thread and not tell.

I was helping my Dad with his computer and i minimized a tab to reveal extremefacesitting.com. See, it wasn't hard. I even quickly closed it and pretended not to see like a good son.
 
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Alter_Fridge

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GloveSlap said:
You can't make a thread and not tell.

I was helping my Dad with his computer and i minimized a tab to reveal extremefacesitting.com. See, it wasn't hard. I even quickly closed it and pretended not to see like a good son.
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Its nothing terrible at all. Just surprising
 
BigBooper

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I always wondered if old people were sexually attracted to other old people. Like I see a 90 year old woman doing a striptease and I won't be aroused at all, but that might be just the thing for the local VFW.

If an 80 year old dude had the choice, would he bang a granny or a 20-30 year old? When your dad gets better, can you thank him for answering my question?
 
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BigBooper said:
I always wondered if old people were sexually attracted to other old people. Like I see a 90 year old woman doing a striptease and I won't be aroused at all, but that might be just the thing for the local VFW.

If an 80 year old dude had the choice, would he bang a granny or a 20-30 year old? When your dad gets better, can you thank him for answering my question?
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You win the best points in the thread so far
 
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