My mom dated Elvis. WTF NeoGAF?!?!?

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Exclamation-One said:
Sounds like you're all shook up.
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Fenderputty said:
I understand that he's probably in denial that his mother slept with Elvis. However, I don't see how this makes her a slut. I does make all of you guys picking on him a bunch of assholes though.
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These things happen.
 
JambiBum said:
Looks at OP's recent threads about attention grabbing for facebook and hot girls who want his body.

Shakes head in disbelief.

To clarify: Facebook

Girl with boobies
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What the hell does that have to do with anything? Those were both serious threads. When I actually get on facebook I actually do talk and view my NeoGAFFER friend's profiles. It's pretty awesome actually.
 
Fenderputty said:
However, I don't see how this makes her a slut. I does make all of you guys picking on him a bunch of assholes though.
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Yes. Thank you very much. I'm pretty sure if my mom was a slut she would of tried everything within her power to stay with Elvis for as long as possible.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
Yes. Thank you very much. I'm pretty sure if my mom was a slut she would of tried everything within her power to stay with Elvis for as long as possible.
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Gold-diggers want money, not sluts. Their conquest is for something else.
 
Nightshade1765 said:
Gold-diggers want money, not sluts. Their conquest is for something else.
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So let me get this straight. My mom fucked Elvis (according to you guys). Therefore that automatically makes her a slut.

First of all, fucking Elvis does not equal slut. Second.... would your mom not of fucked Elvis if she had the chance?
 
Skiesofwonder said:
So let me get this straight. My mom fucked Elvis (according to you guys). Therefore that automatically makes her a slut.

First of all, fucking Elvis does not equal slut. Second.... would your mom not of fucked Elvis if she had the chance?
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Not every woman gives a shit about celebrity.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
So let me get this straight. My mom fucked Elvis (according to you guys). Therefore that automatically makes her a slut.

First of all, fucking Elvis does not equal slut. Second.... would your mom not of fucked Elvis if she had the chance?
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nope. sorry dude, your mom is super going. I need to jump into a jacuzzi time machine.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
So let me get this straight. My mom fucked Elvis (according to you guys). Therefore that automatically makes her a slut.

First of all, fucking Elvis does not equal slut. Second.... would your mom not of fucked Elvis if she had the chance?
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That original guy said groupie, not slut. There's a difference!

Oh, and as for your question, I see you've coming to terms with your mom fellating Elivis.
 
Rorschach said:
That original guy said groupie, not slut. There's a difference!

Oh, and as for your question, I see you've coming to terms with your mom fellating Elivis.
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Nope, didn't happen. Just playing along fro argument's sake. Either way my mom is not a groupie or slut.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
My mom started going off on story after story about dates with Elvis, talking to him on the phone, getting picked up in a limo and flying with his manager to meet him in Hawaii, receiving loads of presents from him, deep and long conversations, etc.
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Skiesofwonder said:
Nope, didn't happen. Just playing along fro argument's sake. Either way my mom is not a groupie or slut.
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Oh, it happened. :lol Oh indeed.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
Yes. Thank you very much. I'm pretty sure if my mom was a slut she would of tried everything within her power to stay with Elvis for as long as possible.
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:lol you are in denial. If a female looks hot, how fucking hard do you think it would be to get into a celebrity male's pants? Not hard at all. Are you foolish? Sluts don't really care about staying in a long term relationship with whoever they are focusing their groupie powers on. How foolish are you? You think Rachel Uchitel is crying that her and David Boreanz or Tiger Woods aren't in a long term relationship? GTFO. Sorry dude, your dad has a problem with your mom's relationship with Elvis and for good fucking reason.

Elvis flew your mom out and gave her a limo ride? lol so what? My GF went to school with a chick who Usher flew out wherever he had concerts b/c he enjoyed fucking her brains out. These people have money. Usher or Elvis flying someone out and giving a limo ride is like you giving someone $2.00 for a bus ride. LOL.

We aren't trolling you, in all honesty who settles for being one of many?
 
Yeah, whether you believe it or not, you probably shouldn't bring it up in front of Dad too much or tease him about it. That's fucked up.


Unless he was a douchebag to you all your life...
 
YoungHav said:
:lol you are in denial. If a female looks hot, how fucking hard do you think it would be to get into a celebrity male's pants? Not hard at all. Are you foolish? Sluts don't really care about staying in a long term relationship with whoever they are focusing their groupie powers on. How foolish are you? You think Rachel Uchitel is crying that her and David Boreanz or Tiger Woods aren't in a long term relationship? GTFO. Sorry dude, your dad has a problem with your mom's relationship with Elvis and for good fucking reason.

Elvis flew your mom out and gave her a limo ride? lol so what? My GF went to school with a chick who Usher flew out wherever he had concerts b/c he enjoyed fucking her brains out. These people have money. Usher or Elvis flying someone out and giving a limo ride is like you giving someone $2.00 for a bus ride. LOL.

We aren't trolling you, in all honesty who settles for being one of many?
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So basically it's your word (some random gaffer) against my mom's (who has never lied to me before). I'm going with my moms.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
So basically it's your word (some random gaffer) against my mom's (who has never lied to me before). I'm going with my moms.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
your mom has most certainly lied to you at one point. Santa?
 
Funny, I found out over Christmas that my uncle hung out with Elvis when they were in their 20's. My uncle was a huge football star and apparently he and Elvis would trade girlfriends with each other. Not suggesting OP's mom was one of these girls, this was in the 60's.
 
MikeOfTheLivingDead said:
Funny, I found out over Christmas that my uncle hung out with Elvis when they were in their 20's. My uncle was a huge football star and apparently he and Elvis would trade girlfriends with each other. Not suggesting OP's mom was one of these girls, this was in the 60's.
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Why is that frowned upon nowadays, fucking squares and aids ruining shit for everyone.
 
Cindres said:
So is the OP still in denial about the fact his mum fucked Elvis?
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I will go on thinking ...that... never happened until my mom comes up to me and actually says "I had sex with Elvis". So hopefully I will be in denial forever.
 
Can i be your friend on facebook? So i can tell people i got this guy on Facebook and his mother dated Elvis Presley.

:O
 
Skiesofwonder said:
So basically it's your word (some random gaffer) against my mom's (who has never lied to me before). I'm going with my moms.
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yeah and she didn't tell you for 18yrs that she fucked Elvis. Nothing to be ashamed about unless she did shameful things. Hey, your mom was single and we all have pasts.
 
MikeOfTheLivingDead said:
Funny, I found out over Christmas that my uncle hung out with Elvis when they were in their 20's. My uncle was a huge football star and apparently he and Elvis would trade girlfriends with each other. Not suggesting OP's mom was one of these girls, this was in the 60's.
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are you kidding me? Elvis was in black and white movies. People in black and white movies were upstanding moral citizens and didn't engage in sexual activity before marriage. Elvis only had one woman his whole life, Priscilla Presley, and they only had sex to make children (missionary only, other positions are too worldly).
 
Why is op offended that Elvis fucked his mom? Believing they were just dating is like beliving Roman Polanski likes inviting 16 year old girls over to his house just to play checkers.

Elvis was pushing 38 in 73. Your mom was 20. I doubt they were having long, deep conversations.
Even if they were, I'm sure Elvis was thinking when she was going to stop yapping and get on his plane so he could fuck her.

Just look at it this way. It's not like she got fucked by someone gross like Gene Simmons.

I doubt The King and the Colonel ran a train on her anything. Of course it was the 70's. I hear group orgies were popular back then.
 
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