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My Neighbor is Creepy - (pic inside)
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Ninja Scooter
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i know who he's talking to...
"yeah, its that fucking creepy olimario guy, he's staring at me and taking pictures again. I want you to come over and make him lick the base of it."
"The base of what?"
"IT."
"Ahh yes...IT."
"yeah, its that fucking creepy olimario guy, he's staring at me and taking pictures again. I want you to come over and make him lick the base of it."
"The base of what?"
"IT."
"Ahh yes...IT."
Ninja Scooter
Member
your neighbor knows whats up.
olimario said:
Is Olimario your nickname in real life or something?
Ever think that because of his seemingly obsessive nature he would google search the name? You are the first several results on the page, one of them leading right to GAF.
Then he would discover this thread... And then........
OH SHIT! GET OUT NOW!
Error Macro
Member
AHAHAHAHAH
Also: Please tell us why your neighbor refers to you as Olimario.
Error Macro
Member
Fifty said:
I thought he might have said that sarcastically as well, however, Garimario is bad at the sarcasm.
Teknopathetic
Member
Wow. Just wow. That's all I can truly say. I've seen some pathetic displays in my life, a few from me, but never at such a pitiful and disgusting level as this. First things first: I don't care about your love life, so don't bring that up in defense that I don't know anything because A) I don't B) I don't care.
You say she's not your first girlfriend, eh? Just because that cute girl in the 9th grade liked to let you pay her way into the movies doesn't mean she thought you were going steady. This is a classic case of a loser (i.e. you) finally finding someone that can put up with him for 4 seconds at a time and his natural instinct is to flaunt it off as if he's the first man to ever come in contact with the mysterious species known as "women." Beam him up, Scotty, he's no longer a *complete* dork.
Truth be told, all the best for you, love's a wonderful thing and I certainly encourage a long and healthy relationship. Truth be told again, you're being an obnoxious, idiotic *cunt* about a topic so mundane and commonplace that it really shows your inexperience with Close Encounters of the Breasted Kind.. This is a crappy, thinly veiled attempt at saying "Hey guys! Look at my girlfriend, ain't she cool!?" I don't really *mind* the fact you're boasting so much that you're using these mindless, meaningless anecdotes to try and say it. If that wasn't enough, you probably wonder why so many people slam you after your third or forth post in a thread. I'll tell you why: the posts you make about the forum populace ( and hell, the world in general) are close-minded, ignorant, and ridiculous. In the last thread you assumed the entire forum were only being so negative to you because they've never had a good experience with love or found a true love, blah blah blah, I'm sure you wanted to throw in poor homes and families somewhere as well. The fact is, it has nothing to do with their history. It has to do with the fact that you're being a douche. Plain and simple. Insulting, belligerent, screaming "neener neener" at someone who *might* happen to try to shed a little light about how this whole "love" game works. "WTF, who is he to tell me what true love is? He doesn't even belong to the same tax bracket as me!"
I've already said it before but it bears repeating. I'm glad you found a girlfriend. Good for you.
Now stop being a bitch about it.
You say she's not your first girlfriend, eh? Just because that cute girl in the 9th grade liked to let you pay her way into the movies doesn't mean she thought you were going steady. This is a classic case of a loser (i.e. you) finally finding someone that can put up with him for 4 seconds at a time and his natural instinct is to flaunt it off as if he's the first man to ever come in contact with the mysterious species known as "women." Beam him up, Scotty, he's no longer a *complete* dork.
Truth be told, all the best for you, love's a wonderful thing and I certainly encourage a long and healthy relationship. Truth be told again, you're being an obnoxious, idiotic *cunt* about a topic so mundane and commonplace that it really shows your inexperience with Close Encounters of the Breasted Kind.. This is a crappy, thinly veiled attempt at saying "Hey guys! Look at my girlfriend, ain't she cool!?" I don't really *mind* the fact you're boasting so much that you're using these mindless, meaningless anecdotes to try and say it. If that wasn't enough, you probably wonder why so many people slam you after your third or forth post in a thread. I'll tell you why: the posts you make about the forum populace ( and hell, the world in general) are close-minded, ignorant, and ridiculous. In the last thread you assumed the entire forum were only being so negative to you because they've never had a good experience with love or found a true love, blah blah blah, I'm sure you wanted to throw in poor homes and families somewhere as well. The fact is, it has nothing to do with their history. It has to do with the fact that you're being a douche. Plain and simple. Insulting, belligerent, screaming "neener neener" at someone who *might* happen to try to shed a little light about how this whole "love" game works. "WTF, who is he to tell me what true love is? He doesn't even belong to the same tax bracket as me!"
I've already said it before but it bears repeating. I'm glad you found a girlfriend. Good for you.
Now stop being a bitch about it.
SSGMUN10000
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I believe this news.
Mike Works
Member
Tre's right, teenagers don't know shit.
Well, in short, yes. I think that's rule #2 in the contract, IIRC. From www.thegayguild.com :Docpan said:
See, it's not as if they have a choice.
The Shadow
Member
Tre said:
It had to be said. It really did.
Optimistic
Member
Tre said:
Woah, what a beatdown! That's possibly the most comprehensive and well written owning I've ever seen on this forum. Listen to your elders, Olimario.
Teknopathetic
Member
I was thinking of showing my culture and opening with "Got damn you'z a dumb ass cracka" but I didn't think the forum was hardcore enough.
Tre's owning would be devastating for me if his knowledge of the person that I am wasn't so tragically limited. It needs to be said that these threads are nothing more than shared personal experiences. You hear a lot about Christie because every noteworthy experience of mine lately has been shared and impacted by her.
Just because Christie has had a role in my last 2 posts doesn't mean the focus of my post IS her. My room cleaning post was really about my room being clean. This post really is about my creepy neighbor. You guys really stretch to see the worst in someone and really take a lot of liberty in deciding other people's intentions.
Just because Christie has had a role in my last 2 posts doesn't mean the focus of my post IS her. My room cleaning post was really about my room being clean. This post really is about my creepy neighbor. You guys really stretch to see the worst in someone and really take a lot of liberty in deciding other people's intentions.
Mike Works
Member
That was the fucking jok-...Rorschach said:
Sometimes I don't even know why I bother.
Meatpuppet
Member
olimario said:
Have to agree with the general sentiment of it being far creepier to covertly photograph the neighbour and post his image without permission on a public forum on the internet. All kinds of illegal/immoral right there.
Unrelated, but this is clearly the greatest avatar known to man:
Neutron Night
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I don't give a rat's fuck.
Why do you need validation from the internet, anyway? Is there a gaping hole where your life should be?
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