Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Oh man, I was going to suggest she posts, but it was too cruel.
This never ends well.
Unless your boyfriend is an admin.
This never ends well.
Unless your boyfriend is an admin.
human5892 said:Maybe that's just her sense of humor? She sounds like a pretty all-right girl to me.
Ah, who am I kidding -- women should be seen and not heard! GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!
Hooker said:Haha, go take a look at "our newest member"![]()
Haha, I was wondering what oli's girlfriend would have to say about all this whoring...Hooker said:Haha, go take a look at "our newest member"![]()
human5892 said:Maybe that's just her sense of humor? She sounds like a pretty all-right girl to me.
:LOLMason said:Looks like she's pregnant, too. Check out the Dorito and peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Can't wait for the "Has anybody else ever had a black child?" thread.
Mason said:Looks like she's pregnant, too. Check out the Dorito and peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Can't wait for the "Has anybody else ever had a black child?" thread.
Ecrofirt said:How old is that last picture?
She looks, well um, different to say the least.
Mason said:Looks like she's pregnant, too. Check out the Dorito and peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Can't wait for the "Has anybody else ever had a black child?" thread.
olimario said:That 'I <3 Dinos' pic isn't her. That's my friend Emily.
And I didn't post any of these pictures of her. Somebody dug into my webspace and found them all. Thanks a lot, you sleuth jackasses.
I really don't understand all the hate and cynicism in this thread.Ferrio said:I expect great things in the future... just think of the breakup thread.
Acrylamid said:I also don't believe that he's trying to boast, he's simply expressing his happiness and IMO it's sad that most people try to tear it to pieces just to feel superior.
Bruce Vilanch said:They're not doing it to feel superior, they're doing it to justify their loneliness.
mightynine said:Correct. We are bitter, lonely men here.
Well, except for Tazz.
And Sera.
LMAOMason said:Can't wait for the "Has anybody else ever had a black child?" thread.
Fusebox said:The girl in those pics is really, really cute and she seems really nice. Anyone trying to diss her based on these photos is a sad, sad GAFer.
Fusebox said:The girl in those pics is really, really cute and she seems really nice. Anyone trying to diss her based on these photos is a sad, sad GAFer.
tedtropy said:But I thought being a sad, sad individual was one of the necessary qualifications for being a member...
kablooey said:Which is why you're still a junior member. Tut tut.![]()
olimario said:That's my friend Emily.
And I didn't post any of these pictures of her.
I'll be damned if I'm falling for that one again.ToyMachine228 said:Also take note that I only have the "Red Eye" effect in one of my eyes. It's because I am blind in my right eye, and have a glass prosthesis in there. Talk about red eye reduction. Just get a glass one.
Acrylamid said:I really don't understand all the hate and cynicism in this thread.
Imagine a situation where a well-known poster is father of a new born child and talks about some of his experiences and posts a few pics ... I doubt anyone would answer "Shut up, billions of people had babies before you" or "just think of when the kid's old enough to raise a quarrel".
I also don't believe that he's trying to boast, he's simply expressing his happiness and IMO it's sad that most people try to tear it to pieces just to feel superior.
Sai said:![]()
I'm expecting a great deal of funny.
yepBuddyChrist83 said:I can't find "her" in the member's list, at all
Most likely banned.
Lathentar said:If you would read the thread, you'd notice no one has dissed the girl. In fact, I believe they've all been compliments.
Mason said:Looks like she's pregnant, too. Check out the Dorito and peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Can't wait for the "Has anybody else ever had a black child?" thread.