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[Ninja Scooter]

wtf is this? I just went to play some Ms Pacman and i look at the analog sticks and there is some shiny, sticky substance all over the bases. I rubbed it and some of the black from the controller came off? Is this normal?

 

[Beezy]

Answer the following yes or no question:

Is there a female living in the house with you?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Answer the following yes or no question:

Is there a female living in the house with you?

she..yes, wait what?

 

[Servizio]

Don't keep us in suspense.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

im going to lose reputation points for this, aren't i?

 

[Cold-Steel]

You will say "wow".

 

[J2 Cool]

Sound's like Sony's dark little secret.

 

[Beezy]

she..yes, wait what?

:lol

I think you two need to sit down and have a conversation.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol

I think you two need to sit down and have a conversation.

you can't use a dualshock 2 to jerk off. Especially when there is a perfectly suitable Mach3 Power sitting in the shower.

 

[Beezy]

Especially when there is a perfectly suitable Mach3 Power sitting in the shower.

Well, have you checked that lately?

 

[metropolis]

if she's been using the ps2 controller then she's being foolish. obviously the old atari joysticks would be better suited for her needs..

 

[Cold-Steel]

They don't call it the "Dual Shock" for nothing.

 

[Ganondorf>Link]

They don't call it the "Dual Shock" for nothing.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[bishoptl]

These goddamn orange cats need to go.

 

[Beezy]

These goddamn orange cats need to go.

You just want your yellow cat to be supreme overlord.

 

[VOOK]

These goddamn orange cats need to go.

Bring back the owls!

 

[BigBoss]

Bring back the owls!

Bring back Shawn Michaels.

 

[Cold-Steel]

Bring back Shawn Michaels.

....

Bring back the owls!

 

[Zaptruder]

You just want your yellow cat to be supreme overlord.

My blue cat has never gained the infamy that it's deserved.

 

[Beezy]

My blue cat has never gained the infamy that it's deserved.

 

[Matlock]

These goddamn orange cats need to go.

<- the original

 

[Pixarfan]

all i gotta say is set up a camera next to your ps2...

 

[Cold-Steel]

all i gotta say is set up a camera next to your ps2...

"EyeToy" FTW.

 

[Attack You]

These goddamn orange cats need to go.

If it makes you feel better, I start school again in a few hours and will probably drop off the oily face of GAF again for a few months -- but not until after I configure my router to deny access to this site, have someone change the admin pass on the router to something I can't guess, eat just enough venomous spiders to forget everything I've read here recently, wash out the "GAF" written in blood on my bedroom wall, and pop the dents out of my ride with a toilet plunger.

Of course, the real horror is that I'll come back months later without having changed this avatar, and it all begins again...

 

[Ristamar]

So I wonder who wants a Trance Vibrator for Valentine's Day...

I'd call that a not-so-subtle hint.

 

[sonikokaruto]

Bring back Shawn Michaels.

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/i...-michaels-interview-20050128013154874-000.jpg


note: this was a link, not an actual in forum picture.

 

[TheKingsCrown]

I proclaim this the first Thread of the Year 2006. :lol

 

[BlackMage]

we need pics of this supposed dual shock molestor.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

you want pics of my grandma?

 

[PhoenixDark]

wtf is this? I just went to play some Ms Pacman and i look at the analog sticks and there is some shiny, sticky substance all over the bases. I rubbed it and some of the black from the controller came off? Is this normal?

Semen can deteriorate plastic. You didn't get the memo?

 

[Laguna X]

Your PS2 gave your girlfriend the [dual]shocker.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i think its time for the mods to lock this thread.

 

[R0nn]

you want pics of my grandma?

Oh god no, now you ruined teh fun!

 

[PhoenixDark]

i think its time for the mods to lock this thread.

Haha, I exposed you didn't I? :lol

"Haha DS don't have crap on me. Watch me roll this Katamari with my penis!"

*2 minutes later*

"Oh snaps I soiled it. Whoa new record."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

no, this thread needs to be locked...SO IT CAN GO TO THE ARCHIVES!! Another Ninja Scooter (tm) classic!

 

[Leonsito]

OM.. classic :lol :lol

 

[PhoenixDark]

Ninja do you type on the computer with you penis also? :lol

 

[tahrikmili]

Another GAF Platinum..

 

[Stench]

i bet she stuffed it up her vagina

 

[General Big Boi]

What an enlightening topic.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

im being attacked by junior members! Somebody airlift me out of this fuckhole!