How much can you bench?
Nashvember Wrasslin' |OT| Big Daddy Cool's Big Sexy Diesel-Powered Month
avengers23
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Bronson got a deal to fight on one of those Japanese New Year's Eve MMA/pro wrestling shows. He's taking on Volk Han's grandson for Inoki Bom Ba Ye.
BronsonLee
Member
I can sit on a bench for hours!
Professor Beef
Banned
Clicked that spoiler PRAYING it would be some sort of theme reference, lmao
Sibersk Esto
Banned
You ain't slick you sneaky anime fan
BronsonLee
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lovely ladies
Member
That would be hilarious.
Bluekaveli
Member
This is correct. I said fuck abs. I weighed 300lbs and I was down to 175. I looked good, I was running, I was cut, I had the stamina and cardio like a mad man. Body builders would give me compliments because I was in the gym 7 days a week doing things they wouldn't even do(almost 2 hours of cardio with my weight training and in the gym constantly.). I always said, if only I wasn't eating ice cream every night and downing am extra large pizza every weekend, I would've been even smaller. But I looked great in my eyes, so I said fuck the six pack.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Yeah but what about your hair?
BronsonLee
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Bluekaveli
Member
They said he had them shipped straight to his office. Back in the day that is. Need probably using the same shit from 86
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Probably gets them sent to his home address c/o "Vin McCann."
Bluekaveli
Member
Damnit! Didn't I tell your all that a Vin McCann doesn't live here. Give me the damn box, I'll go set him straight.
*slams door*
Yay they're here
avengers23
Banned
You know Vince has it shipped to a PO Box attributed to his brother, Rod McMahon.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
I like how young Brock was too savage to pin people. He just kept going until the referee said stop.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The funniest thing about Lesnar to me is that he has the same problem the entire midcard has: nobody on the roster right now can plausibly defeat Lesnar. Shit, even the Undertaker isn't even allowed to trade wins with him, he just gets cheaty shit.
I have it on good authority that Ryback's mass is all Panera Bread, friend
I have it on good authority that Ryback's mass is all Panera Bread, friend
Liquidsnake
Banned
Does that mean they were trying to get rid of him for something else? An used this as an excuse?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
No, it means against all odds he managed to fail a roids test (despite the unlikeliness that WWE tests random trainers) with someone else and having a roids guy as trainer looks bad.
Professor Beef
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Ryback's muscles are fueled by panera bread and an honest-to-goodness love of wrestling, friend.
nah I mean, they do tests and if you fail it your punished, but I doubt they'll test many champions/#1 contenders in an important storyline
eventhough Orton got fucked a couple of times
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I'm not entirely convinced he didn't eat Daniel Bryan; I'm pretty sure Bryan would be considered organic.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Undertaker also loved to kick people in the dicks back in his big evil days
avengers23
Banned
Anyone else watching the Tenryu retirement show this weekend?
why isn't this a thing yet
Dude... why would you do that..........
Sibersk Esto
Banned
*Eddie Guerrero says something in spanish*
Lawler: haha! That's a good one!
JR: How do you know what he's saying?
Lawler: I'm bilingual!
JR: Yeah you're bi-something alright
uhhhhhh
Lawler: haha! That's a good one!
JR: How do you know what he's saying?
Lawler: I'm bilingual!
JR: Yeah you're bi-something alright
uhhhhhh
Barrage
Member
As in Polar.
Bluekaveli
Member
For one minute you shouldn't even wonder if the king is bi sexual lol.
Professor Beef
Banned
I miss Prime Lawler and Prime JR. 
Undertaker also loved to kick people in the dicks back in his big evil days
you don't even need to blur your eyes, he still looks like frasier lol
I miss Prime Lawler and Prime JR.
it was all great until lawler took the perv persona too far and would just start talking about puppies when there weren't even women on the screen
Sibersk Esto
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Who the hell came up with Planet Stasiak
Bluekaveli
Member
Watching the old shit made me realize how much I took them for granted. As a kid King was annoying to me mainly because I didn't understand how humour and once I became a teen, I caught on and boy do I miss it.I miss Prime Lawler and Prime JR.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Nope, he gets to use it for evil, e.g. The Ryback pushes the the power of getting hurt on everyone else.
After this past week, I thought that was Kane's special power.
HarryDemeanor
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Can't believe Mr. Ass got the can.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
That's just Kane's own curse of bad luck affecting others. The Ryback uses the power for evil, e.g. injuring other people.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
oooo my first big show heel turn
Bluekaveli
Member
Of the year?
Sibersk Esto
Banned
2002, when he joined the WWENWO
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The Heel-Face Revolving Door was invented for him.
Bluekaveli
Member
No, I wasn't asking which year. I'm just saying, his first turn of the year or his entire career? WWE career. When you think, he was more tweener ish than heel when he aligned with Vince simply because the tension with the biggest heel being the rock.
slightconfuse
Banned
Link for tonight's CMLL show with the Main event of Rush Vs La Sombra
http://www.clarosports.com/en-vivo02/
http://www.clarosports.com/en-vivo02/
FlammableD
Banned
Liquidsnake
Banned
William Reagal was gold. So entertaining as a wrestler.
Jeeeeesus Christ. Just watched Vince McMahon interview Brian Pillman's widow THE DAY AFTER HE DIED. If anyone thinks Vince is a decent human being, watch it. He's a complete scumbag. Asked questions such as "have you had any opportunity to think about what you, now as a single parent, will do to support your five children?" Such a class act.
Bluekaveli
Member
Yeah, many cited this as the most tasteless WWE moment.