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[Heroman]

Ignore this man. I created my abs myself. With hard work!

100 pushups
100 sit-ups
100 squats
And a 10 km run. EVERY DAY. No skipping.

How much can you bench?

 

[avengers23]

Bronson got a deal to fight on one of those Japanese New Year's Eve MMA/pro wrestling shows. He's taking on Volk Han's grandson for Inoki Bom Ba Ye.

 

[BronsonLee]

How much can you bench?

I can sit on a bench for hours!

 

[Professor Beef]

I think you mean an ass, man.

Spoiler

BWAMP BWAMP

Clicked that spoiler PRAYING it would be some sort of theme reference, lmao

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Ignore this man. I created my abs myself. With hard work!

100 pushups
100 sit-ups
100 squats
And a 10 km run. EVERY DAY. No skipping.

You ain't slick you sneaky anime fan

 

[BronsonLee]

Clicked that spoiler PRAYING it would be some sort of theme reference, lmao

A sneaky theme attack

You ain't slick

Shit I got caught

 

[lovely ladies]

Sounds like Bill DeMott is coming back as a trainer. Billy was a good guy. He was the in for alot of Indy guys like Samoa Joe and Names Storm.

That would be hilarious.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Abs are made with your hands when you keep them from putting food in your mouth and start starving yourself because you hate yourself.

I can kinda see some abs now. I'm not sure if it's been worth it. I miss brownies and onion rings.

This is correct. I said fuck abs. I weighed 300lbs and I was down to 175. I looked good, I was running, I was cut, I had the stamina and cardio like a mad man. Body builders would give me compliments because I was in the gym 7 days a week doing things they wouldn't even do(almost 2 hours of cardio with my weight training and in the gym constantly.). I always said, if only I wasn't eating ice cream every night and downing am extra large pizza every weekend, I would've been even smaller. But I looked great in my eyes, so I said fuck the six pack.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Ignore this man. I created my abs myself. With hard work!

100 pushups
100 sit-ups
100 squats
And a 10 km run. EVERY DAY. No skipping.

Yeah but what about your hair?

 

[BronsonLee]

Yeah but what about your hair?

...Let's not talk about that.

I had some setbacks, okay?!

 

[Anth0ny]

i don't believe for a second that vince isn't juicing in his office

and then juicing cena

 

[Bluekaveli]

i don't believe for a second that vince isn't juicing in his office

and then juicing cena

They said he had them shipped straight to his office. Back in the day that is. Need probably using the same shit from 86

 

[Angry Grimace]

Probably gets them sent to his home address c/o "Vin McCann."

 

[Bluekaveli]

Probably gets them sent to his home address c/o "Vin McCann."

Damnit! Didn't I tell your all that a Vin McCann doesn't live here. Give me the damn box, I'll go set him straight.


*slams door*


Yay they're here

 

[avengers23]

Probably gets them sent to his home address c/o "Vin McCann."

You know Vince has it shipped to a PO Box attributed to his brother, Rod McMahon.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I like how young Brock was too savage to pin people. He just kept going until the referee said stop.

 

[imBask]

Guys

if Vince wants steroid, he'll go in the WWE locker room and he'll find some, don't worry. The wellness policy is only there for politic reason

you don't actually think he doesn't know who's not clean in that locker room?

 

[Angry Grimace]

The funniest thing about Lesnar to me is that he has the same problem the entire midcard has: nobody on the roster right now can plausibly defeat Lesnar. Shit, even the Undertaker isn't even allowed to trade wins with him, he just gets cheaty shit.

Guys

if Vince wants steroid, he'll go in the WWE locker room and he'll find some, don't worry. The wellness policy is only there for politic reason

you don't actually think he doesn't know who's not clean in that locker room?

I have it on good authority that Ryback's mass is all Panera Bread, friend

 

[Liquidsnake]

Guys

if Vince wants steroid, he'll go in the WWE locker room and he'll find some, don't worry. The wellness policy is only there for politic reason

you don't actually think he doesn't know who's not clean in that locker room?

Does that mean they were trying to get rid of him for something else? An used this as an excuse?

 

[Angry Grimace]

Does that mean they were trying to get rid of him for something else? An used this as an excuse?

No, it means against all odds he managed to fail a roids test (despite the unlikeliness that WWE tests random trainers) with someone else and having a roids guy as trainer looks bad.

 

[Professor Beef]

I have it on good authority that Ryback's mass is all Panera Bread, friend

Ryback's muscles are fueled by panera bread and an honest-to-goodness love of wrestling, friend.

 

[imBask]

Does that mean they were trying to get rid of him for something else? An used this as an excuse?

nah I mean, they do tests and if you fail it your punished, but I doubt they'll test many champions/#1 contenders in an important storyline

Spoiler

eventhough Orton got fucked a couple of times

 

[Angry Grimace]

Ryback's muscles are fueled by panera bread and an honest-to-goodness love of wrestling, friend.

I'm not entirely convinced he didn't eat Daniel Bryan; I'm pretty sure Bryan would be considered organic.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Undertaker also loved to kick people in the dicks back in his big evil days

 

[avengers23]

Anyone else watching the Tenryu retirement show this weekend?

 

[JavyOO7]

Spoiler

why isn't this a thing yet

Dude... why would you do that..........

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm not entirely convinced he didn't eat Daniel Bryan; I'm pretty sure Bryan would be considered organic.

Ryback was warned in advance.

 

[imBask]

if you eat Daniel Bryan, do you also get his curse?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

*Eddie Guerrero says something in spanish*

Lawler: haha! That's a good one!

JR: How do you know what he's saying?

Lawler: I'm bilingual!

JR: Yeah you're bi-something alright

uhhhhhh

 

[Barrage]

*Eddie Guerrero says something in spanish*

Lawler: haha! That's a good one!

JR: How do you know what he's saying?

Lawler: I'm bilingual!

JR: Yeah you're bi-something alright

uhhhhhh

As in Polar.

 

[Bluekaveli]

*Eddie Guerrero says something in spanish*

Lawler: haha! That's a good one!

JR: How do you know what he's saying?

Lawler: I'm bilingual!

JR: Yeah you're bi-something alright

uhhhhhh

For one minute you shouldn't even wonder if the king is bi sexual lol.

 

[Professor Beef]

I miss Prime Lawler and Prime JR.

 

[Nekofrog]

Undertaker also loved to kick people in the dicks back in his big evil days

you don't even need to blur your eyes, he still looks like frasier lol

I miss Prime Lawler and Prime JR.

it was all great until lawler took the perv persona too far and would just start talking about puppies when there weren't even women on the screen

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Who the hell came up with Planet Stasiak

 

[Bluekaveli]

I miss Prime Lawler and Prime JR.

Watching the old shit made me realize how much I took them for granted. As a kid King was annoying to me mainly because I didn't understand how humour and once I became a teen, I caught on and boy do I miss it.

 

[Angry Grimace]

if you eat Daniel Bryan, do you also get his curse?

Nope, he gets to use it for evil, e.g. The Ryback pushes the the power of getting hurt on everyone else.

 

[Menome]

Nope, he gets to use it for evil, e.g. The Ryback pushes the the power of getting hurt on everyone else.

After this past week, I thought that was Kane's special power.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Can't believe Mr. Ass got the can.

 

[Angry Grimace]

After this past week, I thought that was Kane's special power.

That's just Kane's own curse of bad luck affecting others. The Ryback uses the power for evil, e.g. injuring other people.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

oooo my first big show heel turn

 

[Bluekaveli]

oooo my first big show heel turn

Of the year?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Of the year?

2002, when he joined the WWENWO

 

[Angry Grimace]

The Heel-Face Revolving Door was invented for him.

 

[Bluekaveli]

2002, when he joined the WWENWO

No, I wasn't asking which year. I'm just saying, his first turn of the year or his entire career? WWE career. When you think, he was more tweener ish than heel when he aligned with Vince simply because the tension with the biggest heel being the rock.

 

[slightconfuse]

Link for tonight's CMLL show with the Main event of Rush Vs La Sombra

http://www.clarosports.com/en-vivo02/

 

[FlammableD]

Dude... why would you do that..........

sorry

Spoiler

not sorry

friend

 

[Liquidsnake]

William Reagal was gold. So entertaining as a wrestler.

 

[Zach]

Jeeeeesus Christ. Just watched Vince McMahon interview Brian Pillman's widow THE DAY AFTER HE DIED. If anyone thinks Vince is a decent human being, watch it. He's a complete scumbag. Asked questions such as "have you had any opportunity to think about what you, now as a single parent, will do to support your five children?" Such a class act.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Jeeeeesus Christ. Just watched Vince McMahon interview Brian Pillman's widow THE DAY AFTER HE DIED. If anyone thinks Vince is a decent human being, watch it. He's a complete scumbag. Asked questions such as "have you had any opportunity to think about what you, now as a single parent, will do to support your five children?" Such a class act.

Yeah, many cited this as the most tasteless WWE moment.

 

[Fox318]

Yeah, many cited this as the most tasteless WWE moment.

https://youtu.be/wzz2n9xC8ps