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[AV]

My guy, if they were going to rip open your package knowing it was yours, they wouldn't give it back to you ripped open. They'd just keep or bin it.

Clearly opened it without checking the label first.

 

[FunkMiller]

I misread this as my neighbour delivered my pig… and now whatever the thread is actually about can only be a disappointment.

 

[Wildebeest]

They can just say they didn't read the label and thought it was for them. The perfect crime, unless you have footage of them clearly reading the label. The answer is to install surveillance cameras watching their front door.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Wait until about 3AM. Slightly open one of the windows on their house and pee into it. Close the window.

Just make sure they don;t have cameras first.

This constitutes legal advice, right?

 

[Days like these...]

My guy, if they were going to rip open your package knowing it was yours, they wouldn't give it back to you ripped open. They'd just keep or bin it.

Clearly opened it without checking the label first.

Who does that? My wife is addicted to Amazon and I always check labeIs before opening packages.
I think you underestimate people's stupidity or fucks given. They figured I didn't see it at their doorstep so I wouldn't know who opened it. They honestly should have kept it I know that if they would have deemed it valuable they would have stole it.

 

[AV]

Who does that?

I think you underestimate people's stupidity

Kinda answered your own question in the same breath

 

[ReBurn]

They dont get constant deliveries they moved in 2 days ago.

That doesn't mean they couldn't have been expecting a package. Unless they're in witness protection they knew what the dress was going to be prior to moving in.

 

[JimmyF]

Fuck his mom.

 

[AJUMP23]

I am going to need to talk to your neighbor.

 

[MidGenRefresh]

They dont get constant deliveries they moved in 2 days ago.

I moved in to my new house 6 weeks ago and almost every day there’s a new delivery.

 

[FeralEcho]

They dont get constant deliveries they moved in 2 days ago.

This is kind of weird ngl,I mean how would you know If they get constant deliveries or not?Unless You check them constantly. This is how I imagine OP.

The neighbours probably brought back the package after an honest mistake cuz they were terrified.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

mount them

 

[AlteredForms]

What the hell is a "pkg" exactly? I'm assuming you meant to spell "package" but were too much of a lazy ass to do so.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What the hell is a "pkg" exactly? I'm assuming you meant to spell "package" but was too much of a lazy ass to do so.

Person Killing Game, aka the Wizerd Game, aka Harrold Pottybottom and the Legacy of Hate.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Shit on their porch to establish dominance. Make sure you maintain eye contact for the entire duration of the bowel movement. The more feral the grunts, the better.

Smear shit on their windows spelling have a blessed day.

 

[Days like these...]

What the hell is a "pkg" exactly? I'm assuming you meant to spell "package" but was too much of a lazy ass to do so.

Guy who doesnt know when to use were or was is going to lecture me on grammar. Lol

 

[AlteredForms]

Guy who doesnt know when to use were or was is going to lecture me on grammar. Lol

I noticed that after I posted it lol. I'll make the effort to rectify my mstk.

 

[AJUMP23]

vwls r a mstk.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Guy who doesnt know when to use were or was is going to lecture me on grammar. Lol

Grammer*

 

[AJUMP23]

Grammer*

How southerners talk to their grand mother.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Grandper says grammer gives the best gummers.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Anything sent to my crib gets tracked. Or believe I had a Doordash sent to a neighbors porch once.

 

[VN1X]

What's a pkg?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

What's a pkg?

Package maybe? I had the same thought.

I got a message from amazon that my order couldn't be delivered at my house. While the nearest and only UPS pick up point is a 5 min bike ride away. Anyways. The mail told me contact UPS.

I get a page with 12 numbers.

Ok I Google UPS contact phonecall Netherlands. Shit costs 1 euro a minute. Fuck That.

For some weird ass reason said nearest pick up point doesn't have a phone number.
Lucky me. I'll just go there tomorrow and ask.. Pretty sure my order is laying there.

Such shit service.

 

[Pegasus Actual]

I've never understood why deliveries in the USA are conducted in this manner.
The delivery guy would always phone my number to check what time would be best to arrive, and I would have to sign to accept the product.
If I'm unavailable, I can let them know the ideal day to arrive, and they'll do so.

Hey it sounds nice living in the magical land of Wakanda...

But over here Bezos doesn't even let these poor fucks stop to take a piss... they're literally sprinting (you can even hear their catheters sloshing about) around the neighborhood delivering packages. Just the other day this Amazon delivery guy was in a complete panic asking me the fastest route to an apartment... And ya know, that's high pressure for me too... I get that shit wrong and maybe that dude's kids go hungry.

 

[Shtef]

Ah ok then, i didnt know that amazon has thier own delivery service. That sounds horrible.

 

[Jayjayhd34]

Shit on their porch to establish dominance. Make sure you maintain eye contact for the entire duration of the bowel movement. The more feral the grunts, the better.

This is the only answer

 

[Drew1440]

I've never understood why deliveries in the USA are conducted in this manner.
The delivery guy would always phone my number to check what time would be best to arrive, and I would have to sign to accept the product.
If I'm unavailable, I can let them know the ideal day to arrive, and they'll do so.

They normally do but people like to order from Amazon because they're cheap and well, you get what you pay for. Personally I always found buying from Amazon to be gamble, rather pay extra just for peace of mind .

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I have new neighbors next door. I was awaiting a delivery and noticed a pkg at their front door but I thought nothing of it, figured they had a delivery too. 30 minutes later the package is outside my front door ripped open. I guess they decided it wasn't worth stealing so they brought it over. Should I slash their tires?

Maybe they thought the package was for them and they opened it before they saw your name was on it.

 

[Flash Junkins]

This is a fucking milk toast thread. Fuck off OP..

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This is a fucking milk toast thread. Fuck off OP..

Bone Apple tea

 

[Days like these...]

Bone Apple tea

I love me some milquetoast

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

I read this as delivered your pig and was so confused

 

[The Cockatrice]

This is a fucking milk toast thread. Fuck off OP..

Have a day toast.

 

[Mahnmut]

Ah yes the good old "complain on a gaming board instead of dealing with the situation face to face like an adult" post.

 

[cheststrongwell]

My roommate opened a neighbors package once thinking it was his. He was afraid to take it over to them, so I ended up doing it. Very awkward. If they didn't have cameras all over their house, I would have snuck it over at night like some kind of pussy-boy.

 

[Toots]

I hate it when someone delivers me an open .pkg and all the scripts fall on the floor...

 

[phaedrus]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Package maybe? I had the same thought.

I got a message from amazon that my order couldn't be delivered at my house. While the nearest and only UPS pick up point is a 5 min bike ride away. Anyways. The mail told me contact UPS.

I get a page with 12 numbers.

Ok I Google UPS contact phonecall Netherlands. Shit costs 1 euro a minute. Fuck That.

For some weird ass reason said nearest pick up point doesn't have a phone number.
Lucky me. I'll just go there tomorrow and ask.. Pretty sure my order is laying there.

Such shit service.

Long story long. But in short. I have the pick up point. Picking up my order tomorrow. Took some Sherlock Holmes magic to find it though. End good all good.

 

[AJUMP23]

Just like a good neighbor.

I bet they will regret living next to you OP.

 

[Days like these...]

Just like a good neighbor.

I bet they will regret living next to you OP.

Of course they will they were going to steal my pkg

 

[Days like these...]

Update: sticky note on their door "Next time just steal my pkg don't rip it open decide its not worth stealing then come dump it at my door"

 

[AJUMP23]

D Days like these... such a troll and bad neighbor.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Update: sticky note on their door "Next time just steal my pkg don't rip it open decide its not worth stealing then come dump it at my door"

#rekt

 

[Big Baller]