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NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2014 - Confessember Be Upon Us - Under New Management

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Five

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I love transsexual porn(mostly the transsexual pounding a guy), futanari and trap hentai. It turns me on but I don't think I am gay. I feel like it is just a great fantasy but I do feel ashamed for enjoying it. Does that make me weird?
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The only thing you should be ashamed about is being afraid of the label gay. Just because you don't want to romance a male doesn't mean you can't find the penis beautiful or arousing.
 
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GrizzNKev

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Abe Bly said:
The only thing you should be ashamed about is being afraid of the label gay. Just because you don't want to romance a male doesn't mean you can't find the penis beautiful or arousing.
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Actually it's very common for men to enjoy images of women with penises, and it is in no way associated with homosexuality. There's a really great presentation about it somewhere but I can't remember what it's called.
 
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vikki

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Two things:

1) No, it doesn't make you weird. Doesn't make you gay either, necessarily. You gotta be what you gotta be #DenzelSpeak
2) What the hell is "futanari"?
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I was curious what futanari back when I saw it as a category on a poem site. From what I saw, it was women with enormous strap-on penises that could ejaculate. It is amusing.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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vikki said:
I was curious what futanari back when I saw it as a category on a poem site. From what I saw, it was women with enormous strap-on penises that could ejaculate. It is amusing.
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They had so many poems about futanari that they had to make an entirely separate category?
 
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John Kowalski

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Two things:

1) No, it doesn't make you weird. Doesn't make you gay either, necessarily. You gotta be what you gotta be #DenzelSpeak
2) What the hell is "futanari"?
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Another thing about that, penises are one of the foremost body parts that most men (of all orientations) look for in porn, but not in a sexual manner. Big penises, women with penises, etc., satisfy a male curiosity to observe penises other than their own.
 
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Valhelm

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I had a straight friend in high school who was briefly into futa. He was a really normal dude, but liked to look at drawings of creepily-young schoolgirls with blue hair and two-food penises.
 
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Mike M

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Valhelm said:
I had a straight friend in high school who was briefly into futa. He was a really normal dude, but liked to look at drawings of creepily-young schoolgirls with blue hair and two-food penises.
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How many foods do penises usually have?
 
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A Fish Aficionado

I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
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Is going to be the Fiction family funzone again?
 
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ronito

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Karkador said:
What if all the confessions are things ronito has been wanting to get off his chest?
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I've made no secret that in every confessional thread at least one of the confessions was mine. Also I have no shame in my love of futon porn.

Thanks for taking over nottheguyyoukill. Heaven have mercy on your soul. And feel free to pm me the choicest dick pics. Dont know what I'll do without them
 
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Five

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GrizzNKev said:
Actually it's very common for men to enjoy images of women with penises, and it is in no way associated with homosexuality. There's a really great presentation about it somewhere but I can't remember what it's called.
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That's not quite what I was saying, and I agree with you, but thanks for clarifying.
 
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NoctisVsStar

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akira28 said:
I refuse. Unless this is Ronito sanctioned, you may soon become the guy we kill.
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ronito said:
I've made no secret that in every confessional thread at least one of the confessions was mine. Also I have no shame in my love of futon porn.

Thanks for taking over nottheguyyoukill. Heaven have mercy on your soul. And feel free to pm me the choicest dick pics. Dont know what I'll do without them
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akira28

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ronito said:
I've made no secret that in every confessional thread at least one of the confessions was mine. Also I have no shame in my love of futon porn.

Thanks for taking over nottheguyyoukill. Heaven have mercy on your soul. And feel free to pm me the choicest dick pics. Dont know what I'll do without them
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well...if you stand behind him, I guess I can't run him through...I guess...
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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Well, things got weird during the last go around, so I might as well start where me left off.

I'm addicted to masturbation. Most days I do it five times a day. When I'm anxious or nervous, or bored I do it upwards to ten times a day. I don't actually watch much porn or check out photos. I keep it all within my bedroom. My girlfriend knows I masturbate, but she has no clue about how often I do it. Her and I have sex normally twice a day, and she's amazed how long I last some days. She (thankfully) doesn't realize that I rub out so often that having sex just doesn't do it for me as much as masturbation does. Yet, I do enjoy sex more than masturbation. At this point, it's just become a habit. Something I do when no one is around at home and I have time to ease up a little. I hate how often I do it, but I've noticed I get a bit on edge if I stop. I don't think about it throughout the day, it's just something I do when it's just me, my thoughts, and pure boredom or anxiety.

I feel weird talking about it since I've never thought about it as a secret. I mean, we all masturbate, but by the time I reached high school I realized most people only do it once or twice a week. I was doing it two to three times a day. When I revealed that to a close friend back then I saw the look of judgement on his face and decided to keep how often I actually do it to myself if anyone asked me.

I've tried stopping or finding alternatives, but as I said earlier, I get on edge if I cut down. I've tried smoking weed daily, but that actually increased my anxiety, and to be honest I enjoyed the pins and needles feeling I got stroking it while high. Maybe I just need a hobby that doesn't involve sitting in front of the computer all day?

Either way, I hate the way I feel in the minutes after I finish. I ask myself "Is this who I am now? A person who has to jack off five times a day to feel any type of mental comfort? Why do I always fucking do this?" Right after this thought, I think of the Louie episode about his love of masturbation and I feel worse than ever.

I just want to stop at this point, but it's become an addiction.

Christ, I likely just wrote 300 words about my masturbation habits, this might be the lowest my two hands have ever gotten me.
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How the hell can you physically go ten times a day...?
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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I'm a straight guy but I think vaginas are disgusting. I never look at them during sex. I think butts and faces and boobs and curves are so hot, but vaginas make me incredibly uncomfortable.

I need to get over it but I don't know how.
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Play some Silent Hill 2. It'll help you get over it.
 
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TangerineCloud

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
How the hell can you physically go ten times a day...?
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Whoa, whoever this is, I feel your pain.

I never really felt "addicted" to masturbation, but I used to do it a lot. Around ten times on a normal day. I think it was just because I was (and still kinda am) really depressed and lonely and just had hours of the day during which I had nothing to do and no one to hang out with. Think the most I'd ever masturbated in one day was over 20 times? That was a pretty crazy experience.
 
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Magwik

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Kyledk05 said:
Whoa, whoever this is, I feel your pain.

I never really felt "addicted" to masturbation, but I used to do it a lot. Around ten times on a normal day. I think it was just because I was (and still kinda am) really depressed and lonely and just had hours of the day during which I had nothing to do and no one to hang out with. Think the most I'd ever masturbated in one day was over 20 times? That was a pretty crazy experience.
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3 or 4 times I can understand, but God bless your stamina if you got to over 20 times a day.
 
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SnakeEyes

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Kyledk05 said:
Whoa, whoever this is, I feel your pain.

I never really felt "addicted" to masturbation, but I used to do it a lot. Around ten times on a normal day. I think it was just because I was (and still kinda am) really depressed and lonely and just had hours of the day during which I had nothing to do and no one to hang out with. Think the most I'd ever masturbated in one day was over 20 times? That was a pretty crazy experience.
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My. God.

I cannot even imagine being able to do it 20 times in a day. It must have hurt.
 
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Kuro Madoushi

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H.Protagonist said:
Oh, thank god. I am bored to tears at work right now. I needed this.
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Bored, eh?

I'M IN LOVE WITH H. PROTAGONIST! SHE'S SUCH A BABE, AND SHE FREAKIN WORKS FOR XSEED! HOW DO I CONVINCE HER TO BE MY WAIFU?!

My confession: I think my gaming is a substitute for an absent father and a way to escape socializing or having anything to do with my mother. Now that I'm older and really stopped caring and stopped giving into all the emotional blackmail, I find I don't get as much enjoyment out of gaming. Or maybe I think it's just time for me to move on and find a new hobby.
 
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Valhelm

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Kyledk05 said:
Whoa, whoever this is, I feel your pain.

I never really felt "addicted" to masturbation, but I used to do it a lot. Around ten times on a normal day. I think it was just because I was (and still kinda am) really depressed and lonely and just had hours of the day during which I had nothing to do and no one to hang out with. Think the most I'd ever masturbated in one day was over 20 times? That was a pretty crazy experience.
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Whoa. How many times until you were "firing blanks"?

Was it difficult to stop masturbating so much?
 
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