Support NeoGAF

[CreeperBlocks]

Soulfucker IV: A New Hope.



What. The. Fuck.

That Boy Ain't right.

 

[Psychotext]

Soulfucker IV: A New Hope.

...

What. The. Fuck.

You're only encouraging their insanity by posting their ramblings.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You're only encouraging their insanity by posting their ramblings.

Soulfucker has sent in a bunch of stuff actually. Not all of it gets posted though (and I won't be sharing it in the future if you're curious).

But I share it cause I know people find Soulfucker to be fascinating and I think Soulfucker likes to share in a safe space, so there you go.

 

[terrisus]

First off, I'm a virgin and I'm almost 20. It's killing me.

I really don't understand why people worry about this.

Go on a dating website (with an anonymous name or whatever) and send a message to everyone asking if they'll meet up to have sex. I guarantee someone will say yes.
Or, if it's really that big a deal to just have sex, just hire a prostitute.

At least, that's what I tell myself before crying myself to sleep just hoping for the warm embrace of a human woman that loves me for me.

First piece of advice applies to you as well.
Go on a dating website, lower your standards enough, message everyone, and you'll find someone within a day or two.

 

[Psychotext]

But I share it cause I know people find Soulfucker to be fascinating

This is true, though obviously some find car crashes fascinating too

 

[Cromat]

First off, I'm a virgin and I'm almost 20. It's killing me. I'm not ugly but I'm not exactly attractive and most people don't know. I feel so inadequate and worry that I'll evantually get to "wizard status". Every day I get closer and closer to being a 40-year-old virgin. It makes me want to vomit sometimes. On some days it makes me suicidal.

1. Download Tinder
2. Choose good photos
3. Swipe everyone to the right
4. Out of the matches you get, choose the girls you are most interested in and message them
5. Date and sex

If you keep at it for a couple of months you'll get it done, and then you won't need to be so stressed about it.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I really don't understand why people worry about this.

Go on a dating website (with an anonymous name or whatever) and send a message to everyone asking if they'll meet up to have sex. I guarantee someone will say yes.
Or, if it's really that big a deal to just have sex, just hire a prostitute.




First piece of advice applies to you as well.
Go on a dating website, lower your standards enough, message everyone, and you'll find someone within a day or two.

I was being facetious.

I used to think the same way, but for some, there is a psychological barrier in the idea of having to pay to lose your virginity. It's a fairly complex barrier, so that's not something that you can recommend to everyone.

But let's be honest, you are not the best person to get sex advice from. Actually, you're a terrible person to get sex advice from.

Even virgins have standards, Terrisus.

This is true, though obviously some find car crashes fascinating too

Cronenberg's Crash gave me a boner. That help?

Spoiler

Actually never saw it.

 

[terrisus]

I was being facetious.

I used to think the same way, but for some, there is a psychological barrier in the idea of having to pay to lose your virginity. It's a fairly complex barrier, so that's not something that you can recommend to everyone.

But let's be honest, you are not the best person to get sex advice from. Actually, you're a terrible person to get sex advice from.

Even virgins have standards, Terrisus.

Sure, there's a psychological barrier to the idea of paying for sex (even though there really shouldn't be, but that's a topic for another thread).

But, it's extremely easy to find someone to have sex with - for free even! - in no time at all.
If the issue is with "having standards," then it's not just "a human female" that you're looking for, it's "someone who meets the standards that I have."

And, considering all the people that asked/demanded me to have sex with them (in particular, in my teens), I think I'm a pretty good person for that :þ

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

But, it's extremely easy to find someone to have sex with - for free even! - in no time at all.

Now it just sounds like you're doing a sales pitch for losing your virginity. How did we get to this point?

 

[jasonng]

Preface this by saying I'm not the "I want to be a cult leader" guy from the beginning of the thread but his confession gave me the courage to say this.

I have so much shit to get off my chest

First off, I'm a virgin and I'm almost 20. It's killing me. I'm not ugly but I'm not exactly attractive and most people don't know. I feel so inadequate and worry that I'll evantually get to "wizard status". Every day I get closer and closer to being a 40-year-old virgin. It makes me want to vomit sometimes. On some days it makes me suicidal.

I try to date but it's so fucking hard. Only three times have I ever succesfully arranged a date with a girl. First one had a boyfriend and thought it was a "friendly outing". Other two weren't interested. Every time I have a crush on a girl it ends up going terribly.

I feel like if I was a girl this would be so much easier. Having institutional privilege is awesome but I'm so fucking lonely. I had friends but they all moved away or we don't talk anymore. The only friends I have no are these cool seniors who are all going to law school next year anyway.

I tried to see if I could get therapy a couple weeks back and my dad fucking laughed at me. He said he wouldn't pay for it. He's always pressuring me to man up and I think he knows I'm a virgin. When I was 17 he bought me condoms and I've never had to open the box. I think he knows.

Just reading about dating and shit makes me so uncomfortable. Whenever I go on a date with a woman I can't stop thinking about if she's going to be fucked at a party that night. It depresses me that it's so hard to be exclusive. I don't want to have casual sex but I know that I have to if I want to keep a girl. I just wish I had a girlfriend. It would make me so happier. I'm so worried that if I DO find a girl who actually likes me I'll scare her off by coming off too strong. I have no idea when to say I love you, when to call her my girlfriend, etc.

My university has free counseling but when I went there the woman just said "Be happy because you do well in school" and told me that I was too hung up over sex and dating. She didn't tell me to get over it per se but she did tell me to stop worrying. :/

I just wish somebody would ask me out. No girl has ever expressed interest in me since high school. Even then, she was 14 and I was 18 and I went away to college right after she told me she liked me.

I don't know what to do. I fucking don't. I get good grades in college but I don't know what I want to do after I graduate. It's so fucking overwhelming and some days I just want to drown myself in the ocean.

I'm just going to spoil this for you; your life is not going to become amazing once you lose your virginity. In fact, NOTHING HAPPENS. The sex will feel great but you won't change. Getting a girlfriend won't solve your problems.

You're young, you're in school, and you're getting good grades. You're fucking killing it. Stop waiting for life to happen because you're already living it.

 

[Korten]

Hey, at least your prom night sounded exciting. Mine just ended up with me playing poker at the local YMCA until five in the morning when my mom came and got me.

Seriously. That is actually what happened.

[Sorry for late response.]

At least you have fun, my prom night ended (I thought on a good note) with me and the girl I was with outside her house chatting because her uncle/aunt weren't home and she even gave me a kiss on my cheek...

Q.Q Closest thing I had to getting a girlfriend, and that was like... 2 or so years ago. I'm 20 now in my third year of college and have yet to have a girlfriend or even go on a date.

That's my confession, I just turned 20 last week and still have yet to get with a girl.

In other news my life is going well for the most part, damn this new college is tough tho. D:

 

[Mike M]

Best part of being married is not needing to worry about meeting women again.

 

[terrisus]

Now it just sounds like you're doing a sales pitch for losing your virginity. How did we get to this point?

Hey, I'm all for keeping it. I didn't have sex until I got married when I was 25.

But, if not having sex is such a hang-up for people, and they want to have sex that badly...
It's not like it's that difficult...

Best part of being married is not needing to worry about meeting women again.

Indeed.
To heck with that annoying process.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

[Sorry for late response.]

At least you have fun, my prom night ended (I thought on a good note) with me and the girl I was with outside her house chatting because her uncle/aunt weren't home and she even gave me a kiss on my cheek...

Q.Q Closest thing I had to getting a girlfriend, and that was like... 2 or so years ago. I'm 20 now in my third year of college and have yet to have a girlfriend or even go on a date.

That's my confession, I just turned 20 last week and still have yet to get with a girl.

In other news my life is going well for the most part, damn this new college is tough tho. D:

But I didn't even go with a girl. I went alone. Well, with my best friend. But alone.

 

[Korten]

But I didn't even go with a girl. I went alone. Well, with my best friend. But alone.

Oh. D:

That sucks.

Though hopefully you still had fun with that friend.

 

[terrisus]

Re: Prom night.

I didn't go to my prom.
Or anyone else's prom.
Or any "school event" like that at all, ever.

 

[Psychotext]

I didn't go to my prom.
Or anyone else's prom.
Or any "school event" like that at all, ever.

Me either. Seemed largely pointless given I'd almost certainly never see these people again for the rest of my life.

Though we do far less of that shit in the UK... thank god.

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

Re: Prom night.

I didn't go to my prom.
Or anyone else's prom.
Or any "school event" like that at all, ever.

Neither did I. Still don't.

 

[John Kowalski]

1. Download Tinder
2. Choose good photos
3. Swipe everyone to the right
4. Out of the matches you get, choose the girls you are most interested in and message them
5. Date and sex

If you keep at it for a couple of months you'll get it done, and then you won't need to be so stressed about it.

I just downloaded this and it's asking me to log in with facebook... this sucks. Guess i better find a cheap wand on ebay.

Re: Prom night.

I didn't go to my prom.
Or anyone else's prom.
Or any "school event" like that at all, ever.

My prom was spent awkwardly avoiding old acquaintances, it sucked.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I just downloaded this and it's asking me to log in with facebook... this sucks. Guess i better find a cheap wand on ebay.



My prom was spent awkwardly avoiding old acquaintances, it sucked.

What happened to Cafe Girl tho

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

A Cup is awesome, you go girl! I'm trans myself at a similar size, and I too have been growing into and exploring a more genuine body over the past few months. Oftentimes, I've taken to cupping a breast in one hand and tossing it into the air like a stress ball. It's oddly soothing.

 

[Tambini]

Re: Prom night.

I didn't go to my prom.
Or anyone else's prom.
Or any "school event" like that at all, ever.

I played Counter Strike with a buddy on prom night..like pshycotext said it's not a big deal in the UK

 

[terrisus]

Guess i better find a cheap wand on ebay.

Spoiler

Used

Hitachi?

 

[KidJr]

I am genuinely curious about Soulfucker, I didnt know people like that existed but I think it's cool your able to do what you enjoy. However weird and or zany it is....

 

[-Horizon-]

Re: Prom night.

I didn't go to my prom.
Or anyone else's prom.
Or any "school event" like that at all, ever.

*brofist*

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

She is my first girlfriend, we've been dating for 3 months but I had a crush on her for quite a long time. She was not a virgin, I knew it since the beginning, and I thought I had dealt with it. I mean, I'm the late bloomer here, and I had abandoned the idea of losing my virginity with a virgin when I turned 20.

Anyway, tonight was the night, and let me tell you, I was ready for anything. I had prepared myself for that moment for at least 10 years, but I was trying not to overhype the whole thing. However, when she started unzipping my pants, she said "Just relax, I'm quite proud of my technique", and it just hit me:

She have experience. She have done the same things, said the same things, with other guys. With her ex, with a one night stand, with maybe five, ten, twenty more guys. And I'm just another one.

After that, I just mechanically did everything I could to pleasure her, I was in competition with all the others, all the others that were probably better looking, or had a bigger cock, or that were better at something that I can't get better at. Whenever she moaned, said "I love you" or grabbed my hair, I could see her saying, doing the exact same thing with someone else. I think I did well, but I didn't cum, in fact it was almost not pleasurable at all.

After that, when she was resting on my chest, I was disgusted by everything. By me, primarily, but also by her. I just felt empty and sick. Just before falling asleep, she told me "You can't imagine how happy I am to be with you.". I just smiled, and kissed her forehead. I hated myself. I was watching her sleep, and I could not see my girlfriend, just a woman that looked vaguely like her. She was not mine anymore, in fact she was never mine, and no matter what I do, she will never be mine entirely. That fact is killing me.

So here are my questions: What the fuck is wrong with me ? Any similar experiences ? If so, does it get better ?

This is problem with me, not with her, obviously, so I'm not sure that talking to her about that is going to change a lot, in fact I'm worried that she would leave me, and I probably wouldn't blame her. And I know that I'm probably being very immature and pathetic, but still.

Indeed, you are being immature and pathetic. Think about it, dude. She chose you. Outta everyone else, she chose you. That's gotta mean something.

She's still the same person she was before you two had sex.

God, some people are so insecure. You're not in competition with anyone, man! Love is not a competition!

God, romance is now dead for me.

 

[John Kowalski]

What happened to Cafe Girl tho

i pm'd you about that didn't i

for a second i thought you were talking about a kohai i had a few years ago

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

i pm'd you about that didn't i

Stay in character, John.

 

[Psychotext]

God, some people are so insecure. You're not in competition with anyone, man! Love is not a competition!

Sex is though... so make sure you study hard, because you will be graded.

 

[John Kowalski]

Oh, ok.

Well it seemed to me at the time that i didn't have a strong enough reason to stay there interminably, so we just enjoyed our time together, i met some of her friends, made some group photos and that was that. Maybe i'll go back one day who knows.

 

[jph139]

Soulfucker IV: A New Hope.



What. The. Fuck.

Soulfucker, you're alright. You keep on with your weird shit. Godspeed.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

A heist to rival Ocean's 11.

I occasionally see books I've been "borrowing" for 18 years and feel bad.

First off, I'm a virgin and I'm almost 20. It's killing me.

I could've written most of your confession when I was 18 & 19 (except I didn't worry about casual sex - that would have been very welcome, though I too really wanted a girlfriend).

The councillor was right, though perhaps just as unhelpful as I am going to be with this post. Just start socializing— clubs and activities, etc— and you will meet people. Some will become friends, and some may become girlfriends. You will meet people through friends.

I'm so worried that if I DO find a girl who actually likes me I'll scare her off by coming off too strong. I have no idea when to say I love you, when to call her my girlfriend, etc.

Everyone starts from the same place though it totally doesn't seem like it. Start making the mistakes you're terrified of and you'll learn. There will be many awkward moments, but the world doesn't end, and the relationship may not either.

I get good grades in college but I don't know what I want to do after I graduate

I just faked it. There's this great narrative about finding your life's calling— if that's not happening to you, fuck it. Find something that's either lucrative or low-stress to support things you want to do.

 

[War Peaceman]

Indeed, you are being immature and pathetic. Think about it, dude. She chose you. Outta everyone else, she chose you. That's gotta mean something.

She's still the same person she was before you two had sex.

God, some people are so insecure. You're not in competition with anyone, man! Love is not a competition!

God, romance is now dead for me.

Exactly. If she wants to be with you, in spite of your inexperience, you've hit the jackpot.

Plus it is always nice to be with someone who knows how to do things. Can get you up to speed on how to do things.

 

[JC Lately]

Best part of being married is not needing to worry about meeting women again.

I wouldn't say it's the best part, but it's definitely in the top ten.

 

[IronRinn]

She is my first girlfriend, we've been dating for 3 months but I had a crush on her for quite a long time. She was not a virgin, I knew it since the beginning, and I thought I had dealt with it. I mean, I'm the late bloomer here, and I had abandoned the idea of losing my virginity with a virgin when I turned 20.

Anyway, tonight was the night, and let me tell you, I was ready for anything. I had prepared myself for that moment for at least 10 years, but I was trying not to overhype the whole thing. However, when she started unzipping my pants, she said "Just relax, I'm quite proud of my technique", and it just hit me:

She have experience. She have done the same things, said the same things, with other guys. With her ex, with a one night stand, with maybe five, ten, twenty more guys. And I'm just another one.

After that, I just mechanically did everything I could to pleasure her, I was in competition with all the others, all the others that were probably better looking, or had a bigger cock, or that were better at something that I can't get better at. Whenever she moaned, said "I love you" or grabbed my hair, I could see her saying, doing the exact same thing with someone else. I think I did well, but I didn't cum, in fact it was almost not pleasurable at all.

After that, when she was resting on my chest, I was disgusted by everything. By me, primarily, but also by her. I just felt empty and sick. Just before falling asleep, she told me "You can't imagine how happy I am to be with you.". I just smiled, and kissed her forehead. I hated myself. I was watching her sleep, and I could not see my girlfriend, just a woman that looked vaguely like her. She was not mine anymore, in fact she was never mine, and no matter what I do, she will never be mine entirely. That fact is killing me.

So here are my questions: What the fuck is wrong with me ? Any similar experiences ? If so, does it get better ?

This is problem with me, not with her, obviously, so I'm not sure that talking to her about that is going to change a lot, in fact I'm worried that she would leave me, and I probably wouldn't blame her. And I know that I'm probably being very immature and pathetic, but still.

I can't imagine waiting that long for something and then ruining it for myself. Get over it, dude. Seriously.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Indeed, you are being immature and pathetic. Think about it, dude. She chose you. Outta everyone else, she chose you. That's gotta mean something.

She's still the same person she was before you two had sex.

God, some people are so insecure. You're not in competition with anyone, man! Love is not a competition!

God, romance is now dead for me.

Agreed. Now if she was openly comparing you to other guys while in bed, then it would be an issue. But she is with you, not them. To obsess over something like that is pretty pathetic and will get in the way of you being truly happy. One thing you are right about is that is it is you with the problem, not her. Seems she is trying to make you happy and make you feel special and all you are doing is sitting there thinking about other guys. Get over it.

 

[HGStormy]

Confession: I wasn't allowed to go to middle school or high school. I wasn't homeschooled. I'm missing about 11 years of basic education and social interaction.

 

[Valhelm]

Confession: I wasn't allowed to go to middle school or high school. I wasn't homeschooled. I'm missing about 11 years of basic education and social interaction.

How did that happen?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Confession: I wasn't allowed to go to middle school or high school. I wasn't homeschooled. I'm missing about 11 years of basic education and social interaction.

Pls elaborate

 

[Masquerader]

Confession: I wasn't allowed to go to middle school or high school. I wasn't homeschooled. I'm missing about 11 years of basic education and social interaction.

:c

As much as I loathe the modern systems of education, that's horrible.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I'm missing about 11 years of basic education and social interaction.

Are you sure? Can you count that high?

 

[salty_Josh]

Are you sure? Can you count that high?

 

[Danj]

I feel like this will be me in like 10 years' time (except as you can see I'm ginger). I ALREADY OWN A NENDOROID, God help me.

 

[Sai-kun]

Indeed, you are being immature and pathetic. Think about it, dude. She chose you. Outta everyone else, she chose you. That's gotta mean something.

She's still the same person she was before you two had sex.

God, some people are so insecure. You're not in competition with anyone, man! Love is not a competition!

God, romance is now dead for me.

at least this kid knows it's all his problem, not hers

 

[Cromat]

I just downloaded this and it's asking me to log in with facebook... this sucks. Guess i better find a cheap wand on ebay.



My prom was spent awkwardly avoiding old acquaintances, it sucked.

It doesn't post anything to Facebook and where I live the majority of single people are on it anyway. Whatever stigma was attached to it in the past no longer applies, swipe away.

 

[Delio]

Confession: I wasn't allowed to go to middle school or high school. I wasn't homeschooled. I'm missing about 11 years of basic education and social interaction.

Stormy :/

 

[NeOak]

Indeed, you are being immature and pathetic. Think about it, dude. She chose you. Outta everyone else, she chose you. That's gotta mean something.

She's still the same person she was before you two had sex.

God, some people are so insecure. You're not in competition with anyone, man! Love is not a competition!

God, romance is now dead for me.

That confessor. "Boo hoo girl fucked before and I didn't, she dirty".

You don't know shit about sex. Girls will take average sex with someone they like over one night stands.

Not only that, but she sees you as someone that is with her for what she is, not for her blowjob technique.

Either drop the insecurity or drop her.

 

[Birbo]

I feel like this will be me in like 10 years' time (except as you can see I'm ginger). I ALREADY OWN A NENDOROID, God help me.

Is that a bad thing? Just try and be happy with yourself. If that's you in your avatar photo, you have one of the best "Fuck yea!" expressions I've ever seen.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Since y'all are talking about cum and creepy shit:

I am a member of a "Tribute" community and I love cumming on other girls pics. I do this for other guys who send in FaceBook pics, celebs, nudes, even other family members. I send in my pics of the collection of FaceBook pics I have of the girls I want to be cummed on. I see it as harmless fun.

I love that other people and some girls are masturbating to me cummung on their crushes or their pics. I am also bi so I like that other guys like my cock and my cum.

I masturbate to people cumming on my crushes all the time and the celebs I'd like to fuck. The celeb hacks gave me so much material. And I even did one yesterday of Keira Knightly nude pic.


This is how big my creep folder is http://i.imgur.com/qwNYUDE.png

 

[John Kowalski]

500 megs?

who is he, fistfull junior?