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[Symphonia]

Your Nigerian iphone seller.

Ooooh, yeah.

Man, I need to learn to take everything with a mountain of salt.

EDIT: @John, wait...what?

 

[Fare Godmace]

This thread really is the gift that keeps on giving :lol

 

[NeOak]

Yeeeeeaaaaah, i'm not supposed to talk about this, but it wasn't just one guy.

Your dick's done the rounds.

EDIT: @John, wait...what?

THE PLOT THICKENS!

 

[FallingEdge]

Minor confession because why not.

I got duped into sending dick pics to a fellow GAF member who I was under the impression was female. 'She' sent pics back. It later transpired 'her' photos were fake and they were male. Some guy jerked off to my cock. And that makes me proud.

Yeeeeeaaaaah, i'm not supposed to talk about this, but it wasn't just one guy.

Your dick's done the rounds.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd damn

 

[terrisus]

I got duped into sending dick pics to a fellow GAF member

Yeeeeeaaaaah, i'm not supposed to talk about this, but it wasn't just one guy.

Your dick's done the rounds.

wait...what?

CyanideStrike
His "Member" has "done the rounds"

 

[Symphonia]

I don't think I want to class it as minor anymore.

 

[FeenixRising]

yall nasty.

 

[War Peaceman]

Why anyone would ever send dick pics in the first place is beyond me.

 

[Stet]

Why anyone would ever send dick pics in the first place is beyond me.

Aguirre was pretty convincing.

 

[Elija2]

Is there a GAF dick pic black market I don't know about!?!?

 

[Symphonia]

Why anyone would ever send dick pics in the first place is beyond me.

I was slightly intoxicated and horny. Goddamn.

 

[terrisus]

I don't think I want to class it as minor anymore.

Well, you may not want to class it as that.
But other people are apparently qualified to judge as well...

Spoiler

Kidding >.>

 

[Valhelm]

Is there a GAF dick pic black market I don't know about!?!?

Off-Topic Community. 4 AM. Come alone.

 

[terrisus]

Off-Topic Community. 4 AM. Come alone.

Which time zone? :þ

 

[FallingEdge]

was it sats?

 

[Elija2]

I was slightly intoxicated and horny. Goddamn.

The most dangerous combination.

 

[Symphonia]

was it sats?

 

[terrisus]

Hey CyanideStrike...

Did it happen before or after you created this thread and this thread? >.>

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Haha. Catfished?

 

[Symphonia]

I don't know whats going on anymore.

;_;

 

[NeOak]

More people got

Spoiler

Cyanide's

dick pics than NTGYK in the whole month he ran the cumfessional.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

 

[Feltrol]

Which time zone? :þ

Aren't you maried?

 

[Symphonia]

More people got

Spoiler

Cyanide's

dick pics than NTGYK in the whole month he ran the cumfessional.

Is this actually true, or...?

 

[Silphonica]

Is this actually true, or...?

I think at this point I wouldn't worry about it so much, whether it has or hasn't, nothings going to change now. Best bet is to accept it has happened (even if it hasn't) and carry on.

 

[Hyperactivity]

Is this actually true, or...?

Hint:

Spoiler

NTGYK got none, so just one would make the statement true

Although this is a really assholish thing of (some of) GAF to do.

Oh, and I don't know why cumfessor is everyone's favorite confessor. Soulfucker managed to make me laugh (in confusion) at every single confession each time I read them.

 

[Symphonia]

I think at this point I wouldn't worry about it so much, whether it has or hasn't, nothings going to change now. Best bet is to accept it has happened (even if it hasn't) and carry on.

It would just be nice to know who has/hasn't seen it.

 

[Silphonica]

It would just be nice to know who has/hasn't seen it.

Assume everyone.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It would just be nice to know who has/hasn't seen it.

well i haven't seen it

i am also a beautiful girl who is lonely and wants to chat so if any member would like to send nudes please do I have plenty of my own.

 

[NeOak]

well i haven't seen it

i am also a beautiful girl who is lonely and wants to chat so if any member would like to send nudes please do I have plenty of my own.

 

[Symphonia]

well i haven't seen it

i am also a beautiful girl who is lonely and wants to chat so if any member would like to send nudes please do I have plenty of my own.

PM sent.

 

[NeOak]

It's OK man. We'll ask ronito during the next Cumfessional to e-mail you the dick pics he saved.

Spoiler

Or a generous soul can forward Cyanide's next year

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

omg it was sats.

 

[Symphonia]

omg it was sats.

Maaaybe.

Maybe not.

 

[NeOak]

Maaaybe.

Maybe not.

You digged your own grave by answering that.

 

[Symphonia]

You digged your own grave by answering that.

I'm neither confirming nor denying it was or was not sats.

Fuck sake.

 

[NeOak]

Fuck sake.

Spoiler

At least Fiction is a real girl

I'm teasing, I've had a long and sordid carrier here on GAF and have actually never been sent a dick pic.

You should run the confessional next year!

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

Hint:

Spoiler

NTGYK got none, so just one would make the statement true

Although this is a really assholish thing of (some of) GAF to do.

Oh, and I don't know why cumfessor is everyone's favorite confessor. Soulfucker managed to make me laugh (in confusion) at every single confession each time I read them.

The world of roleplaying seems to be fraught with surrealism.

Everybody seems to have their favorite confession, though. Soulfucker and Cumfessor are among my favorites, though I probably got initially the angriest at KidJr and Scumbag Dad.

Also, wow at Cyanide sending dick pics that made the rounds. Your own dick isn't sacred anymore man.

 

[dani_dc]

Spoiler

I'm teasing, I've had a long and sordid carrier here on GAF and have actually never been sent a dick pic.

That's like asking to be sent one!

Though at this point I think CyanideStrike is just sending his pic to anyone that posts here anyway.

 

[Symphonia]

I sent one dick pic to one member who proceeded to forward it on to fuck knows who.

 

[dani_dc]

I sent one dick pic to one member who proceeded to forward it on to fuck knows who.

There's a thread dedicated to your pic at GAF Gold, it's a pretty funny thread.

 

[Symphonia]

There's a thread dedicated to your pic at GAF Gold, it's a pretty funny thread.

So people paid to see my cock!?

I feel like a cheap, dirty whore!

 

[terrisus]

So people paid to see my cock!?

I feel like a cheap, dirty whore!

Welcome to the internet!
Enjoy your stay.

 

[Symphonia]

Welcome to the internet!
Enjoy your stay.

I want to get off.

How do I get off?

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME OFF!?

Spoiler

I still get turned on that people have seen and fapped to a picture of my cock.

 

[dani_dc]

So people paid to see my cock!?

I feel like a cheap, dirty whore!

Please, a cheap whore still gets paid, you don't.

 

[Symphonia]

Please, a cheap whore still gets paid, you don't.

I get paid with pride that my genitals were the reason for someone somewhere blowing their load.

 

[HGStormy]

...

 

[terrisus]

I want to get off.

How do I get off?

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME OFF!?

You're on the internet, and you're having trouble getting off?...

 

[Symphonia]

You're on the internet, and you're having trouble getting off?...

A problem not shared with those who have seen my photo.

 

[FallingEdge]

I want to get off.

How do I get off?

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME OFF!?

Spoiler

I still get turned on that people have seen and fapped to a picture of my cock.

I get paid with pride that my genitals were the reason for someone somewhere blowing their load.

what makes you think they are getting off?

Spoiler

I'm teasing, I've had a long and sordid carrier here on GAF and have actually never been sent a dick pic.

check your pms

well i haven't seen it

i am also a beautiful girl who is lonely and wants to chat so if any member would like to send nudes please do I have plenty of my own.

this is true, we hung out irl