Chainsawkitten
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Well, a word processor for "code" (even if just bbcode) isn't a great idea. 
For general plaintext, I use Notepad++.
For general plaintext, I use Notepad++.
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NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2014 - Confessember Be Upon Us - Under New Management
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CesspoolofHatred
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Well, a word processor for "code" (even if just bbcode) isn't a great idea.
Pretty much anything that lets me type plaintext would be good, I'm guessing.
Thanks for the recommendation!
Masquerader
Member
Well done, you veritable cesspool of hatred, you~
Nice to see that I can once more look back at my embarrassing, sleeplessness-induced shit with the click of a button.
Nice to see that I can once more look back at my embarrassing, sleeplessness-induced shit with the click of a button.
CesspoolofHatred
Member
Confessember is already over, unfortunately, but if you send a confession now it'll more than likely be posted when the next Confessember rolls around.
At least, if I'm understanding things right.
And now I'm thinking of going back through the thread and fetching the nonanonymous stuff.
I swear I must be an absolute masochist or something. Certainly not doing it today though.
Holy shit dude, great work. I can't believe I missed all of cumfessor's posts.
So. Fucking. Hawt.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
The lists are now in the OP.
Next year, we'll keep a running table of them
Next year, we'll keep a running table of them
CesspoolofHatred
Member
Thanks a bunch!
CesspoolofHatred
Member
If you're looking to laugh and vomit, the Mobile Confessions have a bunch of stuff in them.
You want to cry? I'd recommend Scumbag Sleazy Retail Manager, and Scumbag Dad.
Really, there's been a whole bunch of interesting people here.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Ronito steps down and no one sends dick pics.
Someone isn't loved enough around here.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
NeOak
Member
Your troll was too obvious.
Every month is Poopfessional month on GAF.
CesspoolofHatred
Member
Such is the power of Confessember.
I know I thought I was the strangest motherfucker out there too, but indeed, there are people stranger than me.
It doesn't matter if it was a troll, cumfessor now lives within all our hearts.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Cumfessor's legit.
I hope.
I hope.
CesspoolofHatred
Member
I've finally finished reading this entire thread!
This was a lot of fun. Some of you guys are batshit crazy. I didn't submit anything, because I couldn't think of anything I wanted to confess. I'm a huge pervert, so I loved the Cumfessor posts the most, mainly because I love the name "Cumfessor," and it cracks me up every time I read it.
Doozy and Scumbag Dad are terrible, but the song posted earlier about them is great, and has been stuck in my head for two days now. I may have to read the other confessions threads, as I never knew it was a thing, but I'll probably do it later. It took me a month just to get through all of this one!
This was a lot of fun. Some of you guys are batshit crazy. I didn't submit anything, because I couldn't think of anything I wanted to confess. I'm a huge pervert, so I loved the Cumfessor posts the most, mainly because I love the name "Cumfessor," and it cracks me up every time I read it.
Doozy and Scumbag Dad are terrible, but the song posted earlier about them is great, and has been stuck in my head for two days now. I may have to read the other confessions threads, as I never knew it was a thing, but I'll probably do it later. It took me a month just to get through all of this one!
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
It is quite the journey.
Zeuanimals
Member
Man... These stories. And I thought I was fucked up. Well, doesn't make my situation any better.
Back in high school, my Sophomore or Junior years I believe (I believe it spanned both), my step-brother who lived out of state introduced me to one of his friends, and she was gorgeous. We started talking and after a while we started sharing pictures and having phone sex and whatnot. We didn't have much in common but her interests weren't entirely too different from mine. It was a pretty big ego boost for me though, for whatever reason. It never occurred to me that she might just be bored or something, kind of like I was, but this fucked with my perception of myself for a good few months, making me think I was really hot stuff. Literally the only thing that she really had to comment on was my voice since I was a scrawny kid in high school, but that bit made me feel like an adonis or something whenever we talked.
I kind of broke it off with her when she told me about a guy she likes. I told her whatever thing we have going isn't gonna work out and that she should get with him since he seems like a nice guy (he isn't, as evidenced by the fact that my brother met him and was told not to talk to her even though they've been friends for years).
About a month later, I start dating my first real girlfriend. I really don't remember much about the relationship but I remember I was a horny little fuck who loved to caress certain parts of the female anatomy, and that's all we really did together, along with making out. I don't remember if I really even liked her, I was just a dipshit fueled by hormones. Yes, this paints me as a real asshole, which I won't deny that I am, or was. All I remember was I hated her taste in music and movies, and so we never really watched anything together.
One night, while talking to my girlfriend on the phone I get a call from the other girl. I tell my girlfriend that I'm going to bed as an excuse to take the call, and we had one last phone sex session before she started getting serious with the guy who she was gonna get with (and is now married to). Next morning I get a call from my girlfriend asking if I'm cheating on her, I'm stumped because I didn't know how she could know. She said it's because someone told her in a dream, and I admitted to it. We broke up and I was devastated, more for what an asshole I was to her over having been broken up with, which I guess kind of adds to the assholery since I wasn't even really sad about not being in the relationship anymore.
I still feel guilty whenever I talk to a new girl and I ended up not dating a couple of girls because I felt I was too much of an asshole, and that that side of me might come out again. Well, atleast I don't go around being an asshole to innocent girls anymore, I just argue on the internet. That's my new thing now. I am a pretty sarcastic asshole to pretty much everyone I know now.
Back in high school, my Sophomore or Junior years I believe (I believe it spanned both), my step-brother who lived out of state introduced me to one of his friends, and she was gorgeous. We started talking and after a while we started sharing pictures and having phone sex and whatnot. We didn't have much in common but her interests weren't entirely too different from mine. It was a pretty big ego boost for me though, for whatever reason. It never occurred to me that she might just be bored or something, kind of like I was, but this fucked with my perception of myself for a good few months, making me think I was really hot stuff. Literally the only thing that she really had to comment on was my voice since I was a scrawny kid in high school, but that bit made me feel like an adonis or something whenever we talked.
I kind of broke it off with her when she told me about a guy she likes. I told her whatever thing we have going isn't gonna work out and that she should get with him since he seems like a nice guy (he isn't, as evidenced by the fact that my brother met him and was told not to talk to her even though they've been friends for years).
About a month later, I start dating my first real girlfriend. I really don't remember much about the relationship but I remember I was a horny little fuck who loved to caress certain parts of the female anatomy, and that's all we really did together, along with making out. I don't remember if I really even liked her, I was just a dipshit fueled by hormones. Yes, this paints me as a real asshole, which I won't deny that I am, or was. All I remember was I hated her taste in music and movies, and so we never really watched anything together.
One night, while talking to my girlfriend on the phone I get a call from the other girl. I tell my girlfriend that I'm going to bed as an excuse to take the call, and we had one last phone sex session before she started getting serious with the guy who she was gonna get with (and is now married to). Next morning I get a call from my girlfriend asking if I'm cheating on her, I'm stumped because I didn't know how she could know. She said it's because someone told her in a dream, and I admitted to it. We broke up and I was devastated, more for what an asshole I was to her over having been broken up with, which I guess kind of adds to the assholery since I wasn't even really sad about not being in the relationship anymore.
I still feel guilty whenever I talk to a new girl and I ended up not dating a couple of girls because I felt I was too much of an asshole, and that that side of me might come out again. Well, atleast I don't go around being an asshole to innocent girls anymore, I just argue on the internet. That's my new thing now. I am a pretty sarcastic asshole to pretty much everyone I know now.
Goddamn, it's CBOAT!
CesspoolofHatred
Member
Oh, definitely. She's made Confession history for sure.
Troubled Bat
Member
Is the confession thing over? I'd like to leave something, to get it off my chest.. Only one person ever knows this, but I'd like to let it all out, even if I will just end up being anonymous.
NeOak
Member
The anonymous confessions are over. You can post it if you want, but under your username.
CesspoolofHatred
Member
Confessember ended on November 20th, so any anonymous confessions you send in will probably be posted next year, to my understanding.
I don't think anyone would mind if you left one nonanonymously though, plenty of people who did that in the topic.
Like KidJr.
Mineshaft_Gap
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CesspoolofHatred
Member
Let's hope no wanking was done for the lady who's aroused by perfumed horses. That's just strange.
NeOak
Member
And this is not the worst year. Ask ronito.
Troubled Bat
Member
Ahh, it's something that is just really really out there.. But I guess I'll maybe post it tomorrow (today) night.
CesspoolofHatred
Member
Don't worry, we have a very high tolerance for strangeness.
Troubled Bat
Member
You're in for a treat if you think it's strange.
StylesClash
Member
Crazy ass shit in this thread. Entertaining for sure.
Cow Mengde
Banned
Oh shit, how did I miss this thread?
terrisus
Member
You could always PM it to another member and have them post it "anonymously" for you.
...Of course, at this point it would be pretty obvious who the person behind it was... >.>
NeOak
Member
Unlike ronito, NTGYK didn't get dick pics. No love.
Minor confession because why not.
I got duped into sending dick pics to a fellow GAF member who I was under the impression was female. 'She' sent pics back. It later transpired 'her' photos were fake and they were male. Some guy jerked off to my cock. And that makes me proud.
I got duped into sending dick pics to a fellow GAF member who I was under the impression was female. 'She' sent pics back. It later transpired 'her' photos were fake and they were male. Some guy jerked off to my cock. And that makes me proud.
War Peaceman
You're a big guy.
Second?Oh, Cyanide.
Only your second most gullible moment on GAF
War Peaceman
You're a big guy.
John Kowalski
Banned
Yeeeeeaaaaah, i'm not supposed to talk about this, but it wasn't just one guy.
Your dick's done the rounds.
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