ShinRPGamer
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This one's for you, Shin!
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I'm honored NTGYK.
Also confessor, I think you and this guy might get along.
This one's for you, Shin!
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I learned more today about horse vaginas than I ever wanted to know.This one's for you, Shin!
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Remember to periodically check your access logs peopleUse better password protection, guys.
So you're basically like the average NSA tech
Full disclosure: I removed the first and last line from this confession because they were unnecessary. The rest is untouched.
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Aww man, give us more please.Sister Fucker III: The Final Sleep
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You goddamn scumbag.
You haven't truly lived until you've masturbated in the women's bathroom.
Yeah, that's uh... That's not an expected one, but you know, that's not too odd.
I don't. Get. People.
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Every Oriemo licking tongue gif beginning here.
HOLY SHIT THE IMPREGNATION FETISH GUY IS BACK AND THINGS WENT FUCKING MENTAL CAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND FOUND OUT
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Well, I think all of my curiosity vis-a-vis fleshlights is now gone.
Um... I'm... glad you're okay.
Now introducing, Horsefucker.Wanna respond to some older posts.
You know you fucked up when you get the scumbag dad gif from NTGYK confessor.
I guess I've never truly lived thenand likely never will.
Now see, I can get behind liking tall women. I'll admit I have a preference for taller women. This seems to being going a bit overboard to say the least.
Let's see here we got Soulfucker, Sisterfucker. What other fuckers do we have?
My little gifs can't possibly be this hilarious.
I worry for their child.
Well that's...something to say the least.
I don't think I love my wife anymore, and I want out of this marriage. Unfortunately, we have a son with special needs, and I can't bear to leave him or be just a part-time parent for him. So, I feel like I'm stuck in this loveless relationship for the next decade and a half. And I don't know how to get out.
Not until that confessor empties his entire ballsack into a mare.Now introducing, Horsefucker.
Welcome to hell, enjoy your stay!
I think I've seen this one before. Hmmm...Wow, that's awful. Look... You gotta do what's right by you and your son. Being in a loveless marriage isn't gonna help him or you
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You goddamn scumbag.
Just talk to your wife about it FFS, you're adults you can work something outWow, that's awful. Look... You gotta do what's right by you and your son. Being in a loveless marriage isn't gonna help him or you
I wonder if sister fucker will ever realize that he's in love with his sister. It seems painfully obvious they both have feelings for each other.
Ever since I was young, maybe in my late teens early 20's, I had an obsession about transsexual's and shemale's. I'm not gay and have had several girlfriends and even a young daughter. I think it all started when I was browsing porn pics I downloaded for masturbating. I came across a very attractive picture to jerk off to and notice the female had a penis.... this was all new to me and didn't even know about transsexual's. She was so attractive I proceeded to continue my business. After, I started searching the net more and more about transsexuals and become obsessed. I used to think about fucking a transsexual whilst having intercourse with my then girlfriend.
Throughout my 20's I had thought about paying for a Shemale, but ultimately didn't as the ones I've seen in my home country were mainly tall and masculine, not like the small and petite feminine ones I've seen online and heard about abroad. So it was all still a fantasy to me.
Fast forward to the near present, I was invited to go on holiday to Thailand for a wedding. I jumped at the opportunity as I haven't been abroad for some time. I booked my flights, hotel and several day tours. Then it dawned on mw that Bangkok is notorious for Ladyboys, very manly ones and also very feminine ones that I have fantasised about and seen online over the years. This maybe my opportunity to finally fulfil my fantasy!
Having arrived on my first day, I had done little research. So I was in my Hotel looking online where to go a scope out. So I looked at an area called Patpong as it was close by. I decided to take a walk there on my first evening to check it out. There was an array of GoGo bars (strip clubs?) and Ladyboy bars as well as stumbling through a streets seemingly exclusive to gay guys. It was all a bit daunting and intimidating as I was approached left right and centre offering me massages, sex shows and ping pong shows. Feeling scared and nervous I decide to bail. It was a bit of an anti-climax as I didn't really see much. A few days later (after id done a lot of site seeing and meeting friends), I decide to go to another area called Nana, this place was recommended online as it is less intimidating and didn't have guys outside trying to pull you in. Feeling nervous I went into a random bar near Nana Plaza, there I had a whisky and coke. There was no Ladyboys in site as Nana Plaza opens from 6pm and I had to be somewhere at that time. I was approached by GoGo girl, who offered her company, I knew what this was leading too even tho I wasn't after a normal girl. Still feeling nervous I agreed to go with the bar girl and pay her for her services, it had been a while since I got my dick wet so I thought what the hell and did my business. This put me at ease as now I know how it works. So after a few more days of doing tourist things and the weeding, it came to my last night in Thailand. Having thought about it throughout my trip, it was now or never... I decide to make my way to Nana Plaza at around 10pm, I go in and look around and get grabbed by several girls and ladyboys enticing me to go into one of the many bars. There is so much to choose from and the heat is unbearable. So I sit outside in the seating area, nervous as fuck and sweating shit loads. I whip out my phone and do some research, and decide on which bar to go into. Then I thought fuck it, I stood up and walked straight into one of the recommend bars. I'm sat down by someone and ordered a beer. The place was small and there were about 4 or 5 ladyboys pole dancing on stage. Within minutes I had about 10 ladyboys in front of me and asked to choose one to keep me company. My eyes wonder... there were ladyboys of all types, tall, big boobs, manly and feminine. I spot a very feminine one within seconds and chose her, she was very cute and looked like one of those Asian doll type girls you always see, big boobs and shorter then me. She looked more attractive then some of the girls I've been with! She sits down and we started talking and I order her a drink. I know where this was leading and was waiting for her to offer her services, which she duly did. I explain that I have never had a ladyboy but always fantasised about them, I also tell her that I'm not gay, but she was very reassuring and said she would look after me.
So I pay the bar fine and make our way up to a room to rent, the room seemed well maintained and clean. We both shower as required. We both strip of and start kissing and she gives me head... it was the best head I had received from anyone! All this time she had her bits tucked between her legs. This goes on for sometime until I request to see her penis. She shows me a cleanly shaven penis and I make no hesitation in grabbing it and giving her a tug. This was the first time I touched another penis other then my own, but it felts so right and natural. This goes on for a little while, whilst in my head I was thinking what next, I'm already here, might as well go the full distance...so I ask to suck her dick. She has no hesitation in letting me so I go straight in. I loved it, it felt so good and I was ecstatic. We continued in several positions 69 etc.... she then ask me to give her anal, I didn't need her to ask twice. Again this went on for sometime. I'm enjoying myself so much that I think to myself that I'm gonna go all the way and ask her to fuck me, I tell her to go easy as nothing has ever entered that region only left lol! So she lubes up and slowly inserts, she said to tell her straight away if it hurts, which it fucking did, I'm not sure how far she got up but it was fucking painful! She immediately stops and apologises. It wasn't to be, there is no way I'm gonna try that again lol. So we continued and she wants us to wank together and cum together. So I blow my load first all over her belly, there was a lot... more then usual and she follows shortly. It was amazing experience. We both shower after and she give me a massage to end the night. She wants me to add her on Facebook to keep in touch, I decided against it as my friends will see but said I can message her on it without adding her.
It was one of the best sexual encounters I have ever had and fulfilled one of my sexual desires, On the flight back home, it was all I could think about and would not hesitate to do it all over again... even with the same girl!
So this comes in following a flood of really interesting, funny emails so I wanted to start off saying my confession is mundane and maybe a bit irriational.
1) Kind of a background one but I was born with a genetic mutation in my DNA that had a literal one in a million chance of happening. Literally. It's most likely what leads to my anti-religion stance on GAF and other sites, though others have tried to steer me toward Jesus. And what leads to my general resentment of life. It's irrational but still. I was just that unlucky. Also it gets weird because the first name part of the syndrome is kinda awkward to say out loud because the doctor had a last name that sounds racist when you say it out loud. At least in the south, like in True Detective Season 1. Just an observation. Anyway, it's a brittle bone disease that gives me a physical deformity in my arms, legs, and chest with little to no muscle ability. I also have scoliosis in my spine so I am short in stature. If Dating-GAF thought it was hard... I also have a weak immune system and heart problems. Rolled a 1 for constitution in Life.
2) I think I have a C in an AP class that I really need to get a B or better in. I really wanted to attend a technical college in my state that recently started attracting the over-acheiving kind of students. This really harmed my chances of attending so I feel terrible. I have tried so hard to pass that class but I couldn't. Now I'm having anxiety attacks and stressing out so hard. I hate myself. It fucking sucks that I couldn't get that B. The reason why it's so important to me that I get into the college is because there is a higher chance for me to get a solid lead in life and chance to start over especially with my disability. That B would definitely improve my chances to get in. Now I have to apply to transfer in or something.
3) This fits in with 2) because I have Asian parents, mostly my mom. I seem to have the worst luck. To put it lightly, I can definitely see the POV of the cumfessor who had sex on the grave of his/her mother. I mean that is gross to me, but I understand the intentions. My mother is a hypocrite, hateful, and digustingly abusive. Verbally if not physically. And I'm stuck with her, all throughout college years. Until I can find a job I guess. This makes me so incredibly bitter because others have the ability to just fucking walk away. They aren't fucking dependent upon someone, especially someone as hateful as her. Not only this but both my parents are yelling at me about that C in the class. They are the most sterotypical Asian parents of all time, saying how ashamed they are of me and how the other parents will know that I'm a failure.
4) I hate my personality. To describe myself in an objective sense: I'm introverted, pessimistic, and I also have poor time management. I also find myself awake late through the night which contributes even more to my already poor health. I hate my quiet attitude and the fact that my on the spot thinking is slow. I hate that I seem to mess up on social situations. I hate that I have poor anger management. I hate being fucking depressed at times, don't worry I'm not sucidal or anything. I also hate that I will probably never go to a therapist about this stuff. Just at a low point in life it seems.
Wait, there was a second part?! Crap, I need to go look for it now. Right now.Sister Fucker III: The Final Sleep
I imagine this Confessor to look like Ryan Gosling. I haven't edited this Confession, but I apologize for the language used by the Confessor as it is probably offensive to trans folk
Anyways...
Dear Penthouse,
Tldr: went to Thailand, had sex with a transgendered prostitute, loved it.
Sister Fucker III: The Final Sleep
Bit of a crazy story but hey confessor had a good time so that's what counts..I think?I imagine this Confessor to look like Ryan Gosling. I haven't edited this Confession, but I apologize for the language used by the Confessor as it is probably offensive to trans folk
Anyways...
Dear Penthouse,
Tldr: went to Thailand, had sex with a transgendered prostitute, loved it.
Of course, that does get into really, really weird territory. Like, Impregnator's back with...
Well, a hell of an update.
This is that one you were talking about earlier right?I imagine this Confessor to look like Ryan Gosling. I haven't edited this Confession, but I apologize for the language used by the Confessor as it is probably offensive to trans folk
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Dear Penthouse,
Tldr: went to Thailand, had sex with a transgendered prostitute, loved it.
I think I also read one like that before in one of ronito's confessional threads...Let me just say that I'm glad the animal fetish story wasn't something actually like animal abuse.
If it had been a story about a guy doing unspeakable things to an innocent animal that would have been it for me and I would have GTFO'd and hoped that person gets put in prison.
Something else in the meantime:
On the one hand, the way you're working is unhealthy. But on the other hand... maybe you just love working. Some people are like that. They like having purpose, keeping busy, don't like leisure time.
Question is: Are you happy the way you are? Are you making anyone else suffer?
I have OCD. Unless I feel it looks perfect, the avatar will change. Telling me to stop won't do anything.Also, STOP, CHANGING, YOUR AVATAR.
Geez, it's driving me nuts.
Stahp it.I have OCD. Unless I feel it looks perfect, the avatar will change. Telling me to stop won't do anything.
Work makes me feel productive and not completely useless. Probably not healthy.
I wonder if sister fucker will ever realize that he's in love with his sister. It seems painfully obvious they both have feelings for each other.
Yeah its clear that they do love each other in a romantic way, but due to the stigma of what they are doing they have convinced themselves its just a physical thing when its clear to any outsider that there is something deeper than just having sex that keeps drawing them back to each other event when they are in a different relationship.I wonder if sister fucker will ever realize that he's in love with his sister. It seems painfully obvious they both have feelings for each other.
Yeah its clear that they do love each other in a romantic way, but due to the stigma of what they are doing they have convinced themselves its just a physical thing when its clear to any outsider that there is something deeper than just having sex that keeps drawing them back to each other event when they are in a different relationship.
Which one? The one their fiancee's carrying, the one their lover is carrying or the one their other love is already raising?I worry for their child.
Which one? The one their fiancee's carrying, the one their lover is carrying or the one their other love is already raising?
"Turn it around", he tells me. I do so and when I do I realize there's a hole with stuffing coming out of it from the stuffed simba's butthole. I tell him it's disgusting and he tells me to flip it over laughing hysterically. Once again I do so and see stuffing come out of a hole where the Simba's private parts would be. He makes it seem like it's a big joke so I start to laugh with him.
But this time it was different. When the E! entertainment special was going on and we were a bit into it, he stands up, runs to the closet, grabs the Simba and using him to cover himself he opens the room's restroom door and stared at me.
He simply says "Hakuna matatata", enters and locks the bathroom door. For the next few minutes I heard grunts and what sounded like him talking dirty to Simba in the restroom.
Others might say it honestly isn't that weird and that he didn't care about the Simba doll as much as a makeshift fleshlight. But to this date I can't watch the Lion King and not burst out laughing at the awkwardness of that moment. Heck I went to visit him not too long ago and we found the stuffed simba in the attic. I didn't touch it, he saw me and he assured me it has been washed.
Er... as far as I know, masturbation doesn't involve fucking another person. Otherwise it would be called "having sex", not "masturbation".
Well it reminded me of that, I first saw it from this
https://youtu.be/17rZTpoXVzw
This one's for you, Shin!
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I just google searched the image. Oh, Anime, you scare me so.![]()
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stahp
don't mix anime and real life
Er... as far as I know, masturbation doesn't involve fucking another person. Otherwise it would be called "having sex", not "masturbation".