Texas Pride
Banned
I have no shame. I did it ALL and I'd do it again.
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Neogaf Anonymous Confessions: 2020 Edition
- Thread starter Blond
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
I've lost count after the 7th person.
Mohonky
Member
I mean, the butt play fair enough; but OP ATE it afterward? Jesus christ......
Slings and Arrows
Banned
The cucumber story is a gay twist on an urban legend, whoever sent it in should be banned for life, chemically castrated and thrown in to a volcano.
nush
Member
I dunno, I used a stick of Blackpool rock as an impromptu dildo on a girlfriend once.
Blond
Banned
Sorry, I started a new schedule at work!
Round 2!
Anon has been flirting with someone famous and is going to meet up.
GET THAT BAG, KING/QUEEN!
Foster parent wants to give advice to GAF
Man has possible sex addiction
Round 2!
Anon has been flirting with someone famous and is going to meet up.
I've been having an online flirtation with a famous person for a few months now. These interactions have escalated to the point that a meeting is soon to come, with both of us very infatuated. I've been interested for years, but I took a chance and said why not. Much to my surprise, the contact was noticed and returned with interest. Can't say what will come, but it has been an emotional storm for sure. A real surprise and an unexpected new stage of life. We're both hopeful for something meaningful and lasting.
Foster parent wants to give advice to GAF
I am a foster parent and have been for years. It's something I would love to talk about on GAF with other parents and people interested in fostering, but I'm worried about lurkers from Resetera doxxing me because of my political and social beliefs and trying to get my license revoked, I'm not worried at all about being investigated by CPS - anybody who's fostered long enough gets investigated sooner or later - it's just such a hassle and it gets the kids anxious when CPS is around more than usual.
I have Facebook groups that I'm a member of but I'm lazy and I already go to GAF for games and politics discussion anyway, so a one stop discussion zone would be great.
I don't know if I'll ever be comfortable coming out and talking about it outright on GAF as long as cancel culture is a thing (again mostly worried about Era lurkers), but if anyone has any questions about foster parenting or is interested in becoming one themselves I'll keep an eye on the thread and answer back anonymously.
I have Facebook groups that I'm a member of but I'm lazy and I already go to GAF for games and politics discussion anyway, so a one stop discussion zone would be great.
I don't know if I'll ever be comfortable coming out and talking about it outright on GAF as long as cancel culture is a thing (again mostly worried about Era lurkers), but if anyone has any questions about foster parenting or is interested in becoming one themselves I'll keep an eye on the thread and answer back anonymously.
Man has possible sex addiction
I think about sex all God damn day long. Every woman I meet, except for relatives, I spend the whole time thinking about nailing them. Drives me crazy despite being married. Every co-worker, every stranger, doesn't matter. I'm all nice and act professional but really I just want to bang the shit out of them. I'm terrible. If they're older or unattractive, I just keep thinking about it until I find some way I would do something with them.
notseqi
Member
Oh god let it be somebody from storage wars.
ExpandKong
Banned
Any updates? I wanna read more about the weird stuff people put in their butts
Slings and Arrows
Banned
Wait until Trump concedes and we hear about Trump supporters working in Nursing homes killing off Biden supporters
Ash Sparrow
Banned
where do you confess, here goes.
I took something from the recent presidential elections, thought it was a brilliant Idea. I went in to buy a new console. Took the PS5 to the counter. I asked how much does this cost. Okay I said handing the clerk $250 and she counted the money. She said this is not enough. I said yeah it is, she said NO! I told her I could have had a Playstation 5 if she just stopped counting. Security was not amused.
I took something from the recent presidential elections, thought it was a brilliant Idea. I went in to buy a new console. Took the PS5 to the counter. I asked how much does this cost. Okay I said handing the clerk $250 and she counted the money. She said this is not enough. I said yeah it is, she said NO! I told her I could have had a Playstation 5 if she just stopped counting. Security was not amused.
Blond
Banned
Nope, I haven't had a response in days :\
I fully expected confessions that would ruin security clearance by now lol
teezzy
Banned
deafmedal
Member
Someone (not me!) should screen shot their confessions and post them here, not really stealing if they stole it first
GymWolf
Gold Member
Blond
Banned
Alright here's round 3!
*NSFW* Anon has discovered a taste for Trans porn.
Guy use to Catfish his brother.
Anon wants us to relive classic GAF Moments
*NSFW* Anon has discovered a taste for Trans porn.
I'm the least 'woke' person you'll meet but recently I've been fapping to tranny porn.
It's only been a few moths now but I pretty much exclusively watch trans porn. I'm not gay and don't think I'd ever do it in real life but watching a tranny get fucked up the ass while she's rocking a huge boner is the only porn that gets me off currently.
I'm not sure how long this phase will last or if it will ever lead to anything but if you haven't rubbed one out to tranny porn I recommend you give it a try sometime. I never thought I'd ever enjoy it but here I am.
p.s. if you've ever posted one of those face swap pictures on GAF of you as a woman, it's possible that I've looked at your photo and thought about ramming your ass and cumming on your face. Maybe I've even rubbed one out thinking about those pretty lips of yours xxx
It's only been a few moths now but I pretty much exclusively watch trans porn. I'm not gay and don't think I'd ever do it in real life but watching a tranny get fucked up the ass while she's rocking a huge boner is the only porn that gets me off currently.
I'm not sure how long this phase will last or if it will ever lead to anything but if you haven't rubbed one out to tranny porn I recommend you give it a try sometime. I never thought I'd ever enjoy it but here I am.
p.s. if you've ever posted one of those face swap pictures on GAF of you as a woman, it's possible that I've looked at your photo and thought about ramming your ass and cumming on your face. Maybe I've even rubbed one out thinking about those pretty lips of yours xxx
Guy use to Catfish his brother.
Back in the early days of the internet, I used to catfish girls as my brother because he was much better looking than me. One of them was super hot for me (us?) and even sent a pair of her used panties to me through the mail and wanted to come visit me in person. I told her I would love to after I moved, but I just ended up getting scared and ghosted her. She kept sending me messages and was really deeply hurt because we had had such a strong connection. I'm a fucking asshole and it still bothers me to this day.
Anon wants us to relive classic GAF Moments
Please post these gems from gaf's past that have been long forgotten.
Slayven
Devolution
Slayven
Devolution
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Ailynn
Faith - Hope - Love
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
Every single time I see Pepper Potts in an Avengers or Ironman movie I can't help but think how Tony Starks wife is trying to peddle candles that smell like her vagina.
