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NeoGAF Slot Cloggers (NHL 12 EASHL)
- Thread starter Marvie_3
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wsoxfan1214
Banned
The console version is capped at 30 fps.
Yeah, I'll be on after the Canes game, so 9:30ish, 10 at the latest.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
I should be around 8-8:30 my time.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
Member
No, he just slew foots players instead.
GO BACK TO THE CZECH REPUBLIC!!
Some players need time to mature, like Cooke for example, who is finally not trying to end players careers.
It will take 10 more seasons of 'maturity' to partially make up what he has done in his career. Guys scum on the ice.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Also southern.
I've explained this in the hockey topic. Don't feel like typing this out again.
Cool. Never asked for your explanation. Cooke's actions has spoken for him
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Oh, fuck. Misread your post. I thought you meant Subban. Lol.
Cooke is a piece of shit and shouldn't even be in the league anymore.
Had a website with literally pages of filthy cooke hits. Can't find it anymore.
Oh, fuck. Misread your post. I thought you meant Subban. Lol.
Cooke is a piece of shit and shouldn't even be in the league anymore.
Had a website with literally pages of filthy cooke hits. Can't find it anymore.
:lol, almost choked on some food.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
Member
:lol That's still probably the best .gif in this thread.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
Member
Whoareyoutalkingto.gif
Zaraki_Kenpachi
Member
Just chiming in on the Cooke comments
AWKWARD
Man, his CV is quite extensive. I had to laugh at the DiPietro interefernce. 3 times in the same game, fucking crazy.
Just trying to get away from the soap opera that is this thread for a bit.
TheVisualizer
Banned
Not even going to waste anymore time responding to that bullshit. I'm done with club this year. Sick of wasting time with certain people and all the other bullshit that goes along with this game. Team is all yours, Viz.
you will be back
enjoy the time away I promise I wont completely crash and burn your club
with that being said, welcome to a new era of GAF EASHL, now that Marvie is "done with club this year", we no longer have the checks and balances of a democracy.
We are moving to a dictatorship under my rule, couple new rules for you peons
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RULE#1
I will be addressed only by the following:
-Your Majesty
-Your Grace
-M'Lord
-My King
anyone who decides to be a smart ass and call me anything other than those esteemed titles will get anthrax mailed to their house, don't try me!
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RULE#2
If:
- I hear anyone on the mic during the game groan when I turn the puck over in the defensive zone
OR
-You dont laugh at one of my jokes (looking at you swim and Supersonic)
OR
-You talk over me during a game (looking at you Sox, I dont care if you can't hear me, figure something out)
If do any of the above I will be forced to pay a homeless man in your city to firebomb your car, bicycle or horse (in Blinding's case).
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RULE #3
Everyone will be required to rename their player to one of the 2011-2012 Philadelphia Flyers. I will be taking Giroux since he is the best and I am the best. Because I have had "beef" with Milly in the past he will forced to name his player after Jody Shelley.
Anyone who fails to comply will have pictures of Rev's penis (provided by Rev or Milly) sent to their local law enforcement in your name and I will also arrange for them have them label you as a sex offender in your area.
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TEAM BUILDING
After all the drama yesterday and because our club has been cursed for the 2 years I have been here, next week we will be starting "Team Building Activities".
I will randomly be requesting everyone's Paypal info. On a weekly basis one of you will pay for a plane ticket for me to travel to your area where we will proceed to sacrifice a live goat (provided by Milly...or Sef) to the hockey gods to improve our fortunes.
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That is all for now, your new ruler and god is finished wasting words on you peasants!
I will not participate in any of that. You will make me a GM and I will go on a rampage and randomly delete people who do not play up to my standards (since I'm on a pedestal).
I will also start leaving games when I see guys with 2k points in 400 games, as shit is running down my leg.
Aka, fuck you Viz - I don't take your orders.
I will also start leaving games when I see guys with 2k points in 400 games, as shit is running down my leg.
Aka, fuck you Viz - I don't take your orders.
moop/sox post of not getting humor
Zaraki_Kenpachi
Member
TheVisualizer
Banned
anthrax is on it's way fellas
close one there, your family can sleep safe tonight
this is a goddamn revolution, son!
oh yeah since all of this is your fault... you are excused from following the rules. Your horses are safe from firebombing and you have been promoted to Assistant Captain and have been granted a fief (let's make it land on Marvie's lawn to make sure I am entertained...)
Why u heff to be mad?
Giant Robot
Member
dibs on Humongous Big
I think you should be asking yourself if you want to know.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Oh, don't worry. I have an idea for the Flyers-related names. I will be on after the Hawks game/after one of the teams
shit the bed.
the hawks
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Good games all around. Think I got another 4-5 goals and got one with under a minute to tie in the last one. I'm happy.
TheVisualizer
Banned
No.
Removed quotation marks for accuracy.
listen bud, I'm the boss around here now
what I post IS "accurate"
first and last warning chief, don't remove quotation marks unless I give you permission or I'll make sure your house gets infested with East Indian Fire Ants
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Viz, I groaned once and renamed my player to Twenty Ten Runner-Ups in honor of the Flyers. Haven't I earned my anthrax?
Also:
TheVisualizer
Banned
Viz, I groaned once and renamed my player to Twenty Ten Runner-Ups in honor of the Flyers. Haven't I earned my anthrax?
Also:
yes, my local post office will be busy tomorrow, if you know what I mean
gg's tonight to all, we kicked some ass
playoffs start Sunday night, not sure of the official games count for the month so I'm gonna wing it for a depth chart off the top of my head.
I'm sitting out unless we can't find 5 people, here's the depth chart:
1) Milly
2) Sox
3) Swim
4) Moop
5) Blinding
6) Rev
7) Legit
8) Schuey
9) Hardy
10) Tackle
Anyone towards the top of the list let us know your availability for Sun-Wed and if you are in or out when you get a chance, no rush
wsoxfan1214
Banned
I'm probably better off after the weekend.
Any time monday after 7 is fine. After 8:30 on Tuesday. Same on Wednesday.
Any time monday after 7 is fine. After 8:30 on Tuesday. Same on Wednesday.
TheVisualizer
Banned
Glad to hear you are in my corner, I may need your assistance organizing some things north of the border against dissenters, I'll let you know...