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NeoGAF Slot Cloggers (NHL 12 EASHL)
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wsoxfan1214
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TheVisualizer
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1. You do realize the slot extends out farther than just the front of the net right?
2. You don't intercept passes and get shots off when you're in the net battle. If someone is tied up, I don't pass to them. As Milly pointed out, you were skating into the path of the puck. It's a little late for me to yell at you when the puck is already on its way.
3. As I said before, Legit was covered well all game. Milly was open which is why I passed to him numerous times.
4. Those passes were open before you moved into the way like a dumbass. It's not my fault you drive straight to the front of the fucking net every time.
And as far as moving directly behind me, why the fuck would you be there? You go from crowding the right wing to crowding the left side of the ice. Either go behind the net(which you never do), or go out to the right boards.
That's fucking cute. I'll list them all off when you list the two times you actually played your fucking position properly. Considering there was nobody between you and sox, those passes would have easily gotten to him but you picked them off and shot from a much worse spot.
They were clear before you got in the fucking way.
How many fucking times do things need to be harped on? Unless you have a learning disability, there's no excuse for not figuring this shit out by now.
You mean the one you caught and shot from right in front of the blue line? There was no fucking reason for you to be out that high and all you did was take away a better passing opportunity and take a terrible shot.
Because you're doing it backwards.
A. I didn't see you behind the net once.
B. It's kind of hard to know where you're going to be because you don't even know where the fuck you're going to be.
I like that you keep harping on passing to the point. I don't have any problems working the puck back and forth along the point WHEN ITS OPEN. Legit wasn't open much if at all tonight.
Check your facts then. The last two nights when it's been you, me, and sox on forward, I've mentioned positioning. I know this because you sat there and made smartass remarks about it both nights. Maybe if you'd shut the fuck up for 2 minutes instead of trying to be a comedian all game, you'd play better.
Those weren't a pair of good games and I'm not the only one who thinks that. If all you're going to do is be a smartass, then I'm not going to bother talking to you. If you weren't in the way, I wouldn't have to even consider telling you to move or worry about my passes getting through you.
Anyways, I'm done for awhile.
TheVisualizer
Banned
damn son, that's a shocking statement
I did not know we had 2 comedians on the team now
Blinding, do you and Sox alternate sets each period or is a two man act?
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Herp derp I don't really do that much anymore. Really only when others are now. Not that you'd be able to tell.
Let's make this worse than it is already by pulling others into it randomly.
TheVisualizer
Banned
I'm sorry, a little back and forth between people is too much drama for your sensitive ass. How could I have forgotten??? I forgot we are all supposed to behave and get along all the time so we provide a peaceful outlet for you so you can get away from the troubles of your life. Because you "need" this game so much.
that about cover everything?
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Missed the point. The point was that I really don't do that anymore, so there's no reason to come in and act like I do. Frankly, I think the back-and-forth about play is fine. Arguing usually helps improve. That had nothing to do with play at all though, and was unfounded from the start.
TheVisualizer
Banned
UPDATE: There's been a change in the standings
WORST SENSE OF HUMOR ON THE CLUB
1) Moop
2) Moop
3) Moop
4) Sox ^
5) Swim v (I never hear him laugh at anyone's jokes during games)
Sox, you've jumped into the Top 5 right over Swim, at this pace you might be able to match or overtake Moop within the week...
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Excuse me for not detecting sarcasm via text. But lol @ swim.
Milly was theorizing the only word he can say is bro the other day. That'd make for a weird laugh.
"Brobrobrobrobrobrobro"
:lol
TheVisualizer
Banned
Yes.
Absolutely love board notifications, weeeeeeee.
You do realize I'm not always in front of the net, right?
Uh, yeah, you kinda do, I've had it happened multiple times. Maybe you should actually venture out from alongside the boards and find out for your fucking self.
Right, you just try to pass through me, I already went over this.
While I'm supposedly in front of the net all game? Hmm, that doesn't make much sense Marvie, come on, I thought you understood how you use logic. The one pass I stole that I skated into was the one that was aparantly going towards Milly, where I was dead center in the high slot and Milly was more off to my side rather then behind me. The others, nope, I either didn't skate into them (which means you have really shit passes, which is mostly true,) or it wasn't my intention to skate into them, either way, not sucking cock all game and actually speaking and saying something that would make it obvious who the fuck your passes are meant for would help so much to solving this apparent issue of me stealing passes, which before tonight I've heard jack shit about.
Really, because you should know how the game works enough to realize that "oh hey he's skating to that spot maybe that pass won't go to who I want to go to," and either try a different fucking pass or speak up.
Yet you'll nitpick about the one that I stole, which wasn't even on purpose, alright.
LOL. So wait, you know that I tend to go to the front of the net and yet you'll pass right through where you know I'll be and then turn around and bitch about how I caught it? Beautiful, bravo Marvo, you are quite obviously the smartest fucking person alive. There's this thing called adjusting, maybe you should do it. Not only that, but since I'm assuming you're referring to us on the rush with this, when I know it's for sure a two on one, I move off to the side to not only where I feel I can score, but to where I know I'll actually get the fucking puck. I don't know if you haven't noticed but this club has a tendency to have horrible fucking passes on the rush from just about everybody some nights, so if you want me to move over to the side more then you best be able to actually feed me the fucking puck while I'm over there. When it's a 3 on 1 or three on two, outside of the last game we played tonight, I try to hang back and stay out of the way, most of the time I don't even join in on the rush because I'm hanging back trying to get the d-men another passing opportunity out of our zone while you fucks on wing dash for the red line.
I fucking explained to you why I was there, and lol, I'm never behind the net? Sorry, wasn't I end here bitching about our lack of behind the net play a couple/few weeks ago, you're really going to sit there and say I'm never behind the fucking net? Fuck, you've pointed out my wrap around attempts god knows how many fucking times, yeah, I'm totally never behind the net. Please, pull your head out of your fucking ass or grow some brain cells or something, for the love of god.
This mean you can't list them off because you're pulling shit out of your ass. Pretty sure I play my position properly every session, am I perfect at it? No. But if I wasn't then I'm pretty sure it would've been mentioned a shitload of times beforehand, which it wasn't, so why are you now saying I'm not playing my position properly? Aww, is wittle Marvie mad, are you all in a tizzy?
Yup, more on the rush talk, which again, I've admitted that in that last game (yes, changed it from those two games to that last game, because, while watching the recording of those games that I did with my capture card while we were playing since I was testing some new cables I got, I saw that during that first game I did hang back on our 3-on-1 or 3-on-2 rushes,) I let staying back slip away from me. But it's okay, I'll keep bringing up your shitty play in the corner, you know, where you constantly give up the puck. You knew that, right, that you constantly give up the puck in the corner?
Oh, that's so funny, a learning disability, how did you ever come up with that one? You're such a comedian.
Still going on about that one? I mean, I figured that if I do this all the time you'd have other examples just from that one game alone, but the fact that you keep chirping on about this one is just becoming, well, sad. Disappointing.
Apparently.
I was behind the net multiple times, just like how I was behind you on the sideboards multiple times, but I guess you forgot about that in your drunken rage.
LOL. You say I rush to the net every fucking game then say you don't know where I'm going to be, can you flip flop more please? You know the general areas that I'm most likely going to be, I'm sure Viz, Milly, Swim, and just about damn near everyone else on the team outside of Jerry do as well, but please, keep pretending that you don't.
Bullshit he wasn't, I can't even count on both hands how many times he was open in both of those games, you just blatantly ignored it.
I don't remember you mentioning it tonight (though going off of you bitching about the rush above I'm assuming it was done in that last game, which, once again, I've already acknowledge as being my screw up,) but before tonight I can only think that you mentioning it would be "other side of the net," which I'm pretty sure I addressed above.
How about this, you actually start communicating in-game and I'll stop talking with Sox about pointless shit because nobody else is talking. If not, then too bad, that's not my fucking problem and you can deal with it.
I said that I felt I had a pair of good games, not that those were a pair of good games (and they really weren't that bad, just a couple bad breaks that have now caused this overreaction because you decided to be the inner 5 year old you are and make a dickish comment while quitting midgame.)
If you're not going to offer proper constructive criticism that is meant to help improve things rather then vent out anger about a fucking video game, then I'm going to continue right on being a smartass.
You don't even fucking consider it in the first place, and pretty sure that since I'm in the way all the time you've adjusted to it before so I'm not quite sure why your oh so amazing abilities to do so weren't working tonight, but regardless, either fucking adjust and speak the fuck up, I can't read your fucking mind and see where or who you're planning to send the puck to, I just focus on trying to either do my job or if it's already being done making my self open, not my fault you apparently can't fucking recognize where I am.
Good fucking riddens, maybe we'll win some games now.
You do realize I'm not always in front of the net, right?
Uh, yeah, you kinda do, I've had it happened multiple times. Maybe you should actually venture out from alongside the boards and find out for your fucking self.
Right, you just try to pass through me, I already went over this.
While I'm supposedly in front of the net all game? Hmm, that doesn't make much sense Marvie, come on, I thought you understood how you use logic. The one pass I stole that I skated into was the one that was aparantly going towards Milly, where I was dead center in the high slot and Milly was more off to my side rather then behind me. The others, nope, I either didn't skate into them (which means you have really shit passes, which is mostly true,) or it wasn't my intention to skate into them, either way, not sucking cock all game and actually speaking and saying something that would make it obvious who the fuck your passes are meant for would help so much to solving this apparent issue of me stealing passes, which before tonight I've heard jack shit about.
Really, because you should know how the game works enough to realize that "oh hey he's skating to that spot maybe that pass won't go to who I want to go to," and either try a different fucking pass or speak up.
Yet you'll nitpick about the one that I stole, which wasn't even on purpose, alright.
LOL. So wait, you know that I tend to go to the front of the net and yet you'll pass right through where you know I'll be and then turn around and bitch about how I caught it? Beautiful, bravo Marvo, you are quite obviously the smartest fucking person alive. There's this thing called adjusting, maybe you should do it. Not only that, but since I'm assuming you're referring to us on the rush with this, when I know it's for sure a two on one, I move off to the side to not only where I feel I can score, but to where I know I'll actually get the fucking puck. I don't know if you haven't noticed but this club has a tendency to have horrible fucking passes on the rush from just about everybody some nights, so if you want me to move over to the side more then you best be able to actually feed me the fucking puck while I'm over there. When it's a 3 on 1 or three on two, outside of the last game we played tonight, I try to hang back and stay out of the way, most of the time I don't even join in on the rush because I'm hanging back trying to get the d-men another passing opportunity out of our zone while you fucks on wing dash for the red line.
I fucking explained to you why I was there, and lol, I'm never behind the net? Sorry, wasn't I end here bitching about our lack of behind the net play a couple/few weeks ago, you're really going to sit there and say I'm never behind the fucking net? Fuck, you've pointed out my wrap around attempts god knows how many fucking times, yeah, I'm totally never behind the net. Please, pull your head out of your fucking ass or grow some brain cells or something, for the love of god.
This mean you can't list them off because you're pulling shit out of your ass. Pretty sure I play my position properly every session, am I perfect at it? No. But if I wasn't then I'm pretty sure it would've been mentioned a shitload of times beforehand, which it wasn't, so why are you now saying I'm not playing my position properly? Aww, is wittle Marvie mad, are you all in a tizzy?
Yup, more on the rush talk, which again, I've admitted that in that last game (yes, changed it from those two games to that last game, because, while watching the recording of those games that I did with my capture card while we were playing since I was testing some new cables I got, I saw that during that first game I did hang back on our 3-on-1 or 3-on-2 rushes,) I let staying back slip away from me. But it's okay, I'll keep bringing up your shitty play in the corner, you know, where you constantly give up the puck. You knew that, right, that you constantly give up the puck in the corner?
Oh, that's so funny, a learning disability, how did you ever come up with that one? You're such a comedian.
Still going on about that one? I mean, I figured that if I do this all the time you'd have other examples just from that one game alone, but the fact that you keep chirping on about this one is just becoming, well, sad. Disappointing.
Apparently.
I was behind the net multiple times, just like how I was behind you on the sideboards multiple times, but I guess you forgot about that in your drunken rage.
LOL. You say I rush to the net every fucking game then say you don't know where I'm going to be, can you flip flop more please? You know the general areas that I'm most likely going to be, I'm sure Viz, Milly, Swim, and just about damn near everyone else on the team outside of Jerry do as well, but please, keep pretending that you don't.
Bullshit he wasn't, I can't even count on both hands how many times he was open in both of those games, you just blatantly ignored it.
I don't remember you mentioning it tonight (though going off of you bitching about the rush above I'm assuming it was done in that last game, which, once again, I've already acknowledge as being my screw up,) but before tonight I can only think that you mentioning it would be "other side of the net," which I'm pretty sure I addressed above.
How about this, you actually start communicating in-game and I'll stop talking with Sox about pointless shit because nobody else is talking. If not, then too bad, that's not my fucking problem and you can deal with it.
I said that I felt I had a pair of good games, not that those were a pair of good games (and they really weren't that bad, just a couple bad breaks that have now caused this overreaction because you decided to be the inner 5 year old you are and make a dickish comment while quitting midgame.)
If you're not going to offer proper constructive criticism that is meant to help improve things rather then vent out anger about a fucking video game, then I'm going to continue right on being a smartass.
You don't even fucking consider it in the first place, and pretty sure that since I'm in the way all the time you've adjusted to it before so I'm not quite sure why your oh so amazing abilities to do so weren't working tonight, but regardless, either fucking adjust and speak the fuck up, I can't read your fucking mind and see where or who you're planning to send the puck to, I just focus on trying to either do my job or if it's already being done making my self open, not my fault you apparently can't fucking recognize where I am.
Good fucking riddens, maybe we'll win some games now.
that last one was just a joke, i swear.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
:lol :lol :lol
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Welp.
Arr that's what I was thinking. I liked some of the stuff in the demo, I guess the concept more than it's execution, but all the hiding behind cover and getting rushed by dumb ai didn't really do anything for me. Gameplay videos I've seen since look more promising though. I did like the shooting itself. It's late so I can't come up with any clever digs about Killzone
Also way to be my hero, you're winning this thread by a lot. So funny.
Incoming!
Yes! Daww, looks at those dogs, working things out.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
Member
GO BACK TO CANADA
Giant Robot
Member
Headsets on!
wsoxfan1214
Banned
In all seriousness though, Marv, if I'm part of the reason, let me know. I'd rather leave and let you continue to play than see someone who's been with the club as long as you have leave until '13.
Incoming!
We played two games last night that we both lost in the last minute due to some minor fuck ups, the last game of which Marvie quits out with 20 seconds to go after saying "way to fucking go," which I took as a dick move but chalked it up to him being himself. Then I look in the thread, see he posted that he flet our positioning was terrible, and I chimed in in my normal manner and said that I disagreed and explained why I felt that way with absolutely no intentions of starting shit, and get this little gem in return:
So I decided to respond and that's where we are now.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
The black dog probably has more maturity in his front paws then Subban does entirely.
PK has a better ring to it.
Great article on PK. Any GM with a brain would love to have Subban.
http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/7602672/montreal-canadeins-defenseman-pk-subban-just-being-pk
wsoxfan1214
Banned
:lol
Another southerner hating Subban.
HE ACTUALLY ENJOYS PLAYING, IS CHARISMATIC AND SMILES. HE'S IMMATURE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9NOnV69NR0
I read this yesterday, fantastic read from the best journalist in the business.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Still had it on my clipboard. Was too lazy to find another.
Skinner has the excuse of looking twelve and the refs that game were fucking terrible.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Doesn't explain how he's immature.
Don't let the NHL thread know. :0
Updated Rev:
Milly, you're making my day with these :lol
My 360 runs it and I don't have to worry about fucking with Origin or my drivers being up to date or lag due to shitty internet speeds.
never had any problems like that playing Battlefield 3 in glorious 1080p at 60fps, awww yeah.
New picture of wsox found
Yes the jersey is backwards
:lol
Also, newsflash, PK is 22 years old. PK has never given the crowd the finger, played Doctor, spit at a player, bit a player, swung his stick in a goalies face, etc. All these incidents were from Vets that should know better.