DiddysKongQuest
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DiddysKongQuest
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Man, Jojo's bizarre adventure is the shit.
YES
Catching up on the manga atm and been off and on marathoning part 3 with my gf
DiddysKongQuest
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I watched like 5 episodes last year and stopped for no reason.
Now I watched like 30 episodes in the last 3 days and I love that shit so much 🔥🔥🔥
DiddysKongQuest
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I feel I'm too hammered for a normal Wednesday night.
No such thing as too hammered.
DiddysKongQuest
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I simply did not expect the level of hammeredness I achieved yesterday.
DiddysKongQuest
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Show me your genitals, your genitals
DiddysKongQuest
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It's so incredibly shitty here, but my sister is providing free drinks.
WhateverItTakes
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Time for a long ass Drunk thread post.
I don't fucking get it. I have a good night, see old friends, have a great time, but all it takes is a couple tiny, tiny things to set me the fuck off and be miserable towards the end.
They're not even worth mentioning because I know this shit shouldn't tick me off. And my cognisant self is much better than my actual self because I know I should be a better person than I am. I should let water go under the bridge. Fucking minor things shouldn't bother me. I shouldn't let my goddamn brain let things spiral when they mean nothing.
But I can't. I know I should be better. The steps are simple. Meditation. Volunteering. Generally doing anything, meeting friends, taking drugs, travelling, creating, exercising, writing, being absolutely anything other than the average inconsequential peice of shit that I continue to be.
Life is what you make of it, but knowing that, why aren't I living the insane impulsive impressive life that I should be? Laziness is the only option and that's a fucking awful excuse.
I should be better. But I'm not. And I'm not sure if anything will push me in that direction, because I already know what I should be doing, and that's somehow not enough. And if that isn't, what will be?
I don't fucking get it. I have a good night, see old friends, have a great time, but all it takes is a couple tiny, tiny things to set me the fuck off and be miserable towards the end.
They're not even worth mentioning because I know this shit shouldn't tick me off. And my cognisant self is much better than my actual self because I know I should be a better person than I am. I should let water go under the bridge. Fucking minor things shouldn't bother me. I shouldn't let my goddamn brain let things spiral when they mean nothing.
But I can't. I know I should be better. The steps are simple. Meditation. Volunteering. Generally doing anything, meeting friends, taking drugs, travelling, creating, exercising, writing, being absolutely anything other than the average inconsequential peice of shit that I continue to be.
Life is what you make of it, but knowing that, why aren't I living the insane impulsive impressive life that I should be? Laziness is the only option and that's a fucking awful excuse.
I should be better. But I'm not. And I'm not sure if anything will push me in that direction, because I already know what I should be doing, and that's somehow not enough. And if that isn't, what will be?
I am from Brazil. I am so frunk I literally see I spelled frnk and don't matter because fucking spelling, that's brazul.
I started mu night, i went to a pub, inspired by the british, and i drank a lots of beer. on the wall there was a sign with the threee stooges and it said: gold, it takes a lot of balls.
I am brazillian and I wouldn't trade it for the world. We fuck up, we will possibly end th planet via zika and i don't bive a guck. Thre is no, I repeat, no exprience like bein g a brazillian. My friend was saying:
"We are middle class right, we watch seinfeld and stranger things and that's cool. but imagine being only that? Imagine being merely american? Isn't it great to just suck up american culture and yet being brtazillains?"
ys.
Yes it is!
I am drunk, fucking typing is difficult, I am speaking a language I learned through playing fucking final fantasy 7 and yet, I can tell you, with 100% assure that I am fucking proud to be brazillian.
Yoiu know why I am proud tobe brazilloian america? Because I am you and more.
I am america, the united states, your pop c ulture and more.
I am france, the democracy, your utopies and more.
I am germany, the philosophy, your complex thinking and more.
I am Brazil. I am Brazil and I am you. I am Brazil and I am Africa. I am Brazil and I am Europre. I am Brazil and I am Asia. I am the you you wanted to be, but I truly am. Of fucking course I am. Warts and all. Lots of fucking warts, jeus chrust we have warts, but we are. We are in the most deep and honest sense of the word. We are the genocide. We are the poverty. We are the misery. We are tgh science. We are the spiritualituy. We are the problem. We are the answer. We are. We are. We are in the most fucking deep sense of the word and we are only because we are Brazil.
We are the real. We are manking. I am you and you are me and we are all together. In Brazil.
And on that english pub getting fucking drunk wiht belgium beer before moving on to an unholhy mix of vodka and absynth in an industrial town near São Paulo I saw the olympics sarting up in my country and saying, fucking hell, this is brazil.
We fucked up, our fuckin g houses for the athletes are fuckin g up, volence is fucked up, butr fyucking hell I love being a brazillian more than I have ever loved anything in my life. And more than I will ever love anything in my life. And with tears in my eyes, I don't remember the girls I kissed or the engineers that at 3 a.m I played pokemon go with at the back of a stadium that once I saw our winning volleyball team playing.
All of that is fleeting, all I remember ius that I love this country with everything that I have and everything I am and the reason I love this country with such a passion is because it is a fucking weird country and it doesn't make snse and there is no such thing as a 'brazillian" and this is the most precious and great gift we ca ngive the world.
If nothing more, learn this from these games: we are fucking weird. We are fucking you. W are fucking all of y'all. We are what you should strive to be.
Miochlle Obama, I love you, you are a great human being, but america isn't the greatest country in the world. It is Brazil: we arew not the richest, but look around your neighbours, are you saying your richest friend is your best friend? We are not rhe most stable, the mso safe, the most unproblematic, but the test applies: among your best friends, who are the best? The most stable and safe or the most fucked up?
I love you Michelle, but Brazil is the greates country in this planet. Because we are the most fucking weird and the most fucked up. Not because we are bettewr tha n the US or Europe or Asia or Africa, but because we ARE US AND Europe AND Asia AND Africa.
And we fuck up.
Because we are human and we fuck up.
You arehuman and you fuck up.
And if you are human and you are reading this and you fuck up, this is my message to you:
You are Brazil.
The greatest.
Welcome my brother.
I started mu night, i went to a pub, inspired by the british, and i drank a lots of beer. on the wall there was a sign with the threee stooges and it said: gold, it takes a lot of balls.
I am brazillian and I wouldn't trade it for the world. We fuck up, we will possibly end th planet via zika and i don't bive a guck. Thre is no, I repeat, no exprience like bein g a brazillian. My friend was saying:
"We are middle class right, we watch seinfeld and stranger things and that's cool. but imagine being only that? Imagine being merely american? Isn't it great to just suck up american culture and yet being brtazillains?"
ys.
Yes it is!
I am drunk, fucking typing is difficult, I am speaking a language I learned through playing fucking final fantasy 7 and yet, I can tell you, with 100% assure that I am fucking proud to be brazillian.
Yoiu know why I am proud tobe brazilloian america? Because I am you and more.
I am america, the united states, your pop c ulture and more.
I am france, the democracy, your utopies and more.
I am germany, the philosophy, your complex thinking and more.
I am Brazil. I am Brazil and I am you. I am Brazil and I am Africa. I am Brazil and I am Europre. I am Brazil and I am Asia. I am the you you wanted to be, but I truly am. Of fucking course I am. Warts and all. Lots of fucking warts, jeus chrust we have warts, but we are. We are in the most deep and honest sense of the word. We are the genocide. We are the poverty. We are the misery. We are tgh science. We are the spiritualituy. We are the problem. We are the answer. We are. We are. We are in the most fucking deep sense of the word and we are only because we are Brazil.
We are the real. We are manking. I am you and you are me and we are all together. In Brazil.
And on that english pub getting fucking drunk wiht belgium beer before moving on to an unholhy mix of vodka and absynth in an industrial town near São Paulo I saw the olympics sarting up in my country and saying, fucking hell, this is brazil.
We fucked up, our fuckin g houses for the athletes are fuckin g up, volence is fucked up, butr fyucking hell I love being a brazillian more than I have ever loved anything in my life. And more than I will ever love anything in my life. And with tears in my eyes, I don't remember the girls I kissed or the engineers that at 3 a.m I played pokemon go with at the back of a stadium that once I saw our winning volleyball team playing.
All of that is fleeting, all I remember ius that I love this country with everything that I have and everything I am and the reason I love this country with such a passion is because it is a fucking weird country and it doesn't make snse and there is no such thing as a 'brazillian" and this is the most precious and great gift we ca ngive the world.
If nothing more, learn this from these games: we are fucking weird. We are fucking you. W are fucking all of y'all. We are what you should strive to be.
Miochlle Obama, I love you, you are a great human being, but america isn't the greatest country in the world. It is Brazil: we arew not the richest, but look around your neighbours, are you saying your richest friend is your best friend? We are not rhe most stable, the mso safe, the most unproblematic, but the test applies: among your best friends, who are the best? The most stable and safe or the most fucked up?
I love you Michelle, but Brazil is the greates country in this planet. Because we are the most fucking weird and the most fucked up. Not because we are bettewr tha n the US or Europe or Asia or Africa, but because we ARE US AND Europe AND Asia AND Africa.
And we fuck up.
Because we are human and we fuck up.
You arehuman and you fuck up.
And if you are human and you are reading this and you fuck up, this is my message to you:
You are Brazil.
The greatest.
Welcome my brother.
ay kids
went to a pub yesterday and I wanted to get away from some people so I got in a cab with a girl friend I suddenly found and she took me to this birthday party in some dude's house where I didnt know anyone
dude celebratin randomly started giving away acid, took half a tab and watched The Road Warrior projected on the corner of a wall but slightly sped up. stayed till 1pm today
weird night
went to a pub yesterday and I wanted to get away from some people so I got in a cab with a girl friend I suddenly found and she took me to this birthday party in some dude's house where I didnt know anyone
dude celebratin randomly started giving away acid, took half a tab and watched The Road Warrior projected on the corner of a wall but slightly sped up. stayed till 1pm today
weird night
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GurgleBot20
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It's alright, I accept that since you like my new (old) TV.
Also how do you make friends at 24 when you don't care for your coworkers and you're tired of drinking by yourself?
aww shit she'd make a good hana
i mean that middle picture is like a carbon copy of her face
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
Drove to Colorado from Massachusetts. What a fucking drive. This state is legit stunning. I came here to photograph the range but gotdamn I wasn't prepared for just how beautiful it is when approaching from Kansas.
PS also currently killing some canni-gummis yassssss. When I did a search for dispensaries on Google Maps that shit lit up.
PS also currently killing some canni-gummis yassssss. When I did a search for dispensaries on Google Maps that shit lit up.
Illithid Dude
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what's the point where you go from doing a lot of drugs to being a drug addict. is it when you graduate college?
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
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Picked up Catherine at a GameStop bargain bin, it's really hard.
DiddysKongQuest
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I got Catherine for my birthday this year and only played until the first boss. I fucking suck at this game but I can't bring myself to switch to easy mode.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I hadn't drank a thing since January but the depressing nature of our political reality has me back on or off? the wagon for the first time since. I want off this ride.
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DiddysKongQuest
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Testing white Russian for this first time now.
DiddysKongQuest
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Superbest is one of the greatest movies of our generation
You getting No Man's Sky?? It's pretty good. Just ignoring all the controversy and just having fun drifting through space and finding spooky/gross creatures. Gotta be the perfect game when you're blazin it up 2 the max.
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Booker Dewitt
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Gurney doesn't rhyme with Florida.
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If I don't linnet will get it. Looks really good.
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Hogman and me posted same time 🐷🐖🕐💥
Illithid Dude
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just bought a bottle of havana club 15 anos as a little present to myself. should arrive right before my 21st birthday.
SecretMoblin
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not u still being under 21
DiddysKongQuest
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BlueTsunami
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Baked, and I have a container full of Chinese food waiting for me #whatatimetobealive
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I played superhypercube on a psvr today and it was insane
Played this horror game on the GearVR while drunk, that was pretty scary. Makes me more hyped for the new Resident Evil.
Or maybe I'm just a wimp who knows.