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[Matlock]

:lol

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1020/1020_01.asp

 

[impirius]

...

*dies*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa, can't stop laughing
YELL AT HIM

 

[Dagless M.D.]

this stuff is great

 

[Error Macro]

At first I thought "Hmm, this must be the internet's new 'White Ninja', 'cause this shit is damn unfunny."

And then I got to the last panel:

 

[enjoy bell woods]

This is literally the most confusing and useless Chick tract I've ever seen. I'm guessing he's been through a serious stroke or something recently.

 

[Manabanana]

At first I thought "Hmm, this must be the internet's new 'White Ninja', 'cause this shit is damn unfunny."

And then I got to the last panel:

Beat me to it! I burst out laughing at that panel.

 

[fennec fox]

YELL AT HIM!

OK!

 

[aoi tsuki]

These need to be Photoshopped.

 

[nubbe]

omg :lol

 

[Biff Hardbody]

:lol :lol

 

[hXc_thugg]

We have an awesome God.

Classic.

 

[calder]

That was damn near incoherent. I think my favourite part was not just working Mexico into the kidnapped girl ring as an obvious destination for kidnapped kids but imply that, who knows, maybe Saudi Arabia is where the requests for pre-teen white sex slaves originate.

 

[Greenpanda]

OK, this thread has given me a new avatar.

 

[Fifty]

These need to be Photoshopped.

I thought they were

But seriously, it's tought to mock these...Just read them, it's funny enough as is.

 

[Duke Juan the Beast]

I wish Jesus would have talked to me the last time I was locked in a trunk by a greasy, leering pedophile.

 

[shoplifter]

I figured Jesus would tell her to TAKE IT TO THA HOLE!

 

[Manabanana]

 

[Error Macro]

I figured Jesus would tell her to TAKE IT TO THA HOLE!

Can we please have a moment of silence for our dearly departed UCB...

:lol

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

I wish Jesus would have talked to me the last time I was locked in a trunk by a greasy, leering pedophile.

It's been a while since a pedo got smote, too.

 

[Banjo Tango]

That is the leakiest Jesus I have ever seen.

 

[Rorschach]

YELL AT HIM!

OK!

:lol :lol

"Shut up!"

"NO!"

hah

 

[mightynine]

So the other girl wants to be saved, because she lies all the time. So when she's asking to be saved by Jesus, what if she's lying THEN?

But then, her slate is wiped clean and she's on the way to Heaven. Because apparently she will live in a bubble for the rest of her life. Or just keep lying.

I don't think Chick still writes these. If he is, he's just pulling oneliners out of a hat or something.

The cop's reaction needs to be photoshopped.

 

[White Man]

That was incomprehensible! What the hell did the domestic abuse subplot have to do with anything? And is this the worst police officer ever?

 

[Crispy]

Ok I may be a humourless cynical person, but seriously...these comics didn't even make me smile. Even PA makes me smile (sometimes). These are just not funny.

 

[Socreges]

Ok I may be a humourless cynical person, but seriously...these comics didn't even make me smile. Even PA makes me smile (sometimes). These are just not funny.

Understand that they're supposed to be serious, but are instead unintentionally hilarious.

 

[Crispy]

They're supposed to be serious??? :lol :lol

 

[Archaix]

They're supposed to be serious??? :lol :lol

Aaaaand you're in on the joke. Congratulations.

Yes. These are not parodies, they are a genuine attempt to spread the word of jebus.

 

[Fifty]

Yes, they are serious Christian comics.

 

[tedtropy]

Well that comic strip is an insult to every poor person that's been in such a situation.

'See there Timmy, if you had just called on the almighty power of Jesus, you would have gotten out of there.'

 

[Drozmight]

Ahahahaha... jesus freaks crack me up.

 

[human5892]

Wow, if I had known that Jack Chick had never been introduced to the GA before, I would've done it myself a while ago. I passed a lot of downtime in useless high school computer courses with his hilarious brand of hellfire.

:lol I propose that this be used in all future bannings.

 

[MrPing1000]

:lol been a while since I saw some of these

 

[Justin Bailey]

Wow, I didn't realize these were supposed to be serious.

 

[tedtropy]

Later, after removing the mystery villian's mask...

 

[Duck of Death]

:lol :lol :lol

Jack Chick is my hero.

But is this one as good as DARK DUNGEONS !?

Oh man! If I had photoshop this panel would be owned. "Debbie, why is your face so contorted and angry?" "'Cause I just did an upper-decker on your toilet. PRAISE TEH LORD!"

:lol :lol :lol

 

[calder]

Jack Chick, or the ham-fisted interns slapping this shit together now that Jack is just a drooling vegetable lying comatose in an iron lung, will never again achieve the perfection that is Dark Dungeon. It's his "Pet Sounds", "White Album", and Impression, soleil levant all wrapped in one.

 

[shoplifter]

What's great is that I actually had an extended family member GIVE ME a copy of Dark Dungeons 15 or so years ago when she found out that a few of us played D&D.

 

[Prospero]

This is not Jack T. Chick's A-game. Up until the end I was hoping that it would be some kind of narrative tour de force with the three subplots all linking together at the end, like they do in William Gibson novels. But Jack just couldn't swing it.

Next time, Jack. Next time.

 

[Kobun Heat]

I wish my tag was "There's no kittens... I lied!"

Also, I so rarely get to use this:

 

[aoi tsuki]

^^^

i was hoping you'd post that. :lol

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

My god. :lol

I think I shit myself...

 

[Duck of Death]

New Avatar GET!

 

[COCKLES]

 

[RevenantKioku]

Personally, I replaced Him with early Sunday sex.