New Tomb Raider game rumors tease “prime” Lara Croft with “allies” for open-world adventure

It doesn't sound great on its own, and then you consider the disastrous creative direction the franchise has been headed in and.... yeah. I don't want allies, I don't want more expansive (read: empty) environments, and don't want to hear about "non-lethal" options in a series where - let's face it - you're kind of a psychopath and don't care about the death toll. I really don't understand why "evolving" these established franchises seems to mean constantly pelting you with an amalgamation of undesirable trends.
 
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Will she have indian love interest
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So open world… multiple "factions"

Go around and do BS repetitive bullshit for each group until you're able to make everyone strong enough to stand together to fight some villainous force..

Like mass effect, dragon age, etc…

Fucking snooze fest.

They're doing this because it'll allow them to have open world events, daily bullshit and make it easier to add DLC quests

Trash day one
 
"Allies" , "non-lethal options" , "open world" "mature character"... everything is so anti-Tomb Raider, my god. I hope Crystal Dynamics shut down and the IP is taken by people who really care. This is so fucking dumb.
it's true - 'let's take this franchise, & then stand it on its head: get rid of everything it once was, & replace that with everything it never was'...
 
I really enjoyed the reboot trilogy but that was before the rainbow haired freak shows took over development everywhere.

Shadow of the Tomb Raider came out in 2018.
People were already complaining about "woke'ness" then.


Crystal Dynamics is the same team it was then sans the layoffs that happened last week.
 
TR is never gonna recapture that original vibe and all in this day and with CD.

For it to recapture its identity, the game needs to ditch the painted ledges, hell all together difficulty options. The difficulty was in platforming and finding your way; if you can't or don't like this, the game is not for you.
It also needs to tone down this movie like experience a la Uncharted and it needs a cocky bitchy Lara, not a mopey one.

But people wouldn't like these changes and of course it wouldn't sell as much so that classic Lara and TR is bye bye.

We as fans are also to blame. Shadow was the most TR-like game of all 3 modern ones, with much more tombs, underwater levels, all sorts of traps, fewer gunfights. But, no we had to bitch about the story, as if that's what's most important.
 
Seriously it's crazy how you can tell it's gonna be woke garbage just by taking a glimpse at the artwork and/or the wording in the marketing materials. As if these loons are using some kind of secret code to communicate. Or maybe their mental illness manifests in certain repeating patterns.
 
If it's open world I'm hoping this is more like the Jak and Daxter trilogy version of 'open world' full of intricate puzzles, secrets, and moments of complex level design.

Even if the dev started in 2020 there were pre-2020 games failing to find an audience with Ubisoft's design blueprint.
 
No matter if the rumors are true or not, CD will bury this IP. The studio absolutely hates what made this brand so popular and they're going to do everything they can to reverse that, even if that means losing tons of fans of older games.
 
What they did with reboot trilogy is unforgivable, is a disease. That writing by incompent feminist, the completely moronic gameplay where she kills more people than Marcus kills fiends in Gears of War.

Cynicism to the max, expectations below zero.
 
Looking forward to a new TR but the teamwork bit sounds absolutely shit. Doubtless it'll be a team that represents a very 'modern' society too 🙄
 
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On that front I doubt it. The culture over at CD seems like they would be very much against that. Unless we ever see the Tomb Raider franchise under a European or Asian roof, we're probably going to continue getting a watered down version of her. At least physically.

Fans were already upset about the new concept art of Lara that released a year ago, and how masculine they made her face.

Give it to the Stellar Blade devs 😂
 
I hate the way the purple hairs have ruined the word "allies" for me, now when i hear that word i don't think of like minded people that have your back, i think of a gaggle of fat ugly women and equally fat men cosplaying women holding Queers for Palestine placards...

also can we just go back to having Lara alone in a massive tomb, figuring her way through puzzles and danger.. i dont need badly written stereotypical Dev characters as we all know how modern Devs write these people...
 
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Prime & mature?

Isn't that like an oxymoron?
Kinda confusing what this is supposed to mean. Single woman mentally mature if at all way past 40. Legally mature is 18 or 21 I guess? Prime in modern times might also mean something past menopause, because even they realize that they are pretty dumb at their actual prime at 25.
 
Kinda confusing what this is supposed to mean. Single woman mentally mature if at all way past 40. Legally mature is 18 or 21 I guess? Prime in modern times might also mean something past menopause, because even they realize that they are pretty dumb at their actual prime at 25.
Mature = age/mental, Prime = peak physical.

Pick one.
 
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Can't wait to battle against evil Tomb Raider as a Dude with she/her pronouns.

But... surprice me with something else, like ahm... a Girl, raiding tombs...
 
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