New Tomb Raider game rumors tease “prime” Lara Croft with “allies” for open-world adventure

Hopefully it turns out well.

I hope this is more puzzle / tomb focused.

With "allies" they mean tits and ass?

But the most important thing is whether Tomb Raider will finally bring Lara Croft back to being sexy again.

If by "prime" they mean some big ass tittays I might be interested.

I can't see this being good given what Cystal Dynamics' staff has become, but let's hope for the best.

Please be true. Survivor Lara was a quarter of the athlete that Classic/Legend Lara was.

I'm hoping that means we get fanservice Lara back

please be good and not woke please be good and not woke.

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If any of you really has any hope for the stuff I quoted, I have several bridges for sale right now.
 
My issue is that we already fucking know from ten miles away that none of this "shakeup" to the formula is organic. It's pulling the most generic, tired cliches of the Modern Game into a series that has been limping behind other gaming trends for over a decade now. The last one sold poorly so they're just throwing everything at it that they believe defines the big sellers out there. A day late and a dollar short as usual for Nu Tomb Raider.

I'm willing to bet that what this means is the same boring building blocks of the last few entries' gameplay stretched across wider areas because what really sells is the promise of 100 hours of content. What you'll probably get is ride bike to map marker A, engage in "stealth TPS" against Bad Guy Raider camp #65 posted outside a tomb that will consist of yellow painted ledges and auto-platforming with zero stakes. Lara will talk to herself in an overly serious tone just so the last fucking tard will understand to start some gleaming generator or push a beyond-obvious cart.
 
CD are cucks this days, the IP should go to other studio. This incompetent devs don't know how to make games anymore.


The what?

Im actually disappointed they are abandoning their engine......remember this is 2018.
The engine was pretty damn powerful and produced pretty good visuals and beyond CPU issues ( I blame myself) was actually pretty performant).

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I was actually hoping they would keep going with it and integrate more RT technologies into the engine.
Their engineers always praised the engine......I guess for what they want to do next they need Nanite and/or Lumen cuz otheriwse I wouldnt mind them still using the same engine, it works well and was producing visuals that I dont think anyone could call shitty?

Incompetent isnt what I would call them.
Yeah her tits arent massive balloons but its not like they made Lara look ugly.
"Prime" Lara I have no idea what that means, but her designs havent been bad (Survivor OG for the win btw).

Hell werent purple people complaining that it was bordering sadism against women how much Lara was suffering when you failed.........is that what cuck means now?
Or am I missing something?


The survivor series was good......not 10 outta 10 good but it was a good series.

Ya'll need to find better things and arguments to complain about.
 
Yeah her tits arent massive balloons but its not like they made Lara look ugly.

You know 300% that this is not the problem. The gaslighting of your whole post is really something. That "Lara" is NOT the original Tomb Raider by any means. It's a completely different character, the same as the "Indiana Jones" from the last game is NOT Indiana Jones, no matter his resemblance to Harrison Ford. These are cosplayers.

As a standard adventure game that try to copy Uncharted, they are ok, but they should not be called Tomb Raider. Lara Croft is pretty much like Indi or James Bond. The chick from the reboot is your standard "nice girl" from any liberal university.

Chloe from Uncharted IS Lara Croft, in looks and personality.
 
You know 300% that this is not the problem. The gaslighting of your whole post is really something. That "Lara" is NOT the original Tomb Raider by any means. It's a completely different character, the same as the "Indiana Jones" from the last game is NOT Indiana Jones, no matter his resemblance to Harrison Ford. These are cosplayers.

As a standard adventure game that try to copy Uncharted, they are ok, but they should not be called Tomb Raider. Lara Croft is pretty much like Indi or James Bond. The chick from the reboot is your standard "nice girl" from any liberal university.

Chloe from Uncharted IS Lara Croft, in looks and personality.

Survivor Lara is a standard nice girl from any liberal university..........didnt she start the end of the world selfishly?

Who is gaslighting who?




<------Not American so not sure what a Liberal University means.
 
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