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[squicken]

lol

Everyone bitches about their team's offensive line. How many fans actually say "we're above average!"?

 

[AndresON777]

hopefully the ravens and chargers will lose tomorrow and it will have been a perfect week of football

 

[Godslay]

God wouldn't stab his son in the back to bring in a cyborg replacement.

That doesn't sound very religious or even American.

Fuck your evil air that kills our football players!

God realized that human flesh alone cannot get the job done. Tebow failed against the dark lord, and God created a cyborg to get the job done.

 

[JCizzle]

Harbaugh is gonna be such an ass answering these handshake questions all week :lol

 

[Seda]

I welcome all orange and blue Broncos bandwagon fans over the hoarde of ugly, bandwagon, yellow fans. Go Chicago and Denver!!

wth is this

 

[chuckddd]

Any word on Gilbert's injuries?

I swear the only thing weaker than Manning's neck is our offensive lineman's lower bodies. Dude's have been dropping like flies for years now.

It's been a damn catastrophe. I actually think the Steelers would have a competent o-line if they could play together for more than a quarter at a time.

 

[Godslay]

wth is this

He still loves Cutler and Marshall?

 

[brentech]

Well good game this week. Sorry again for being an ass earlier packers-age. Now time to kill the lions next week!

Your apology is noted. We will discuss your forgiveness during our week of grieving.

 

[AndresON777]

Harbaugh is gonna be such an ass answering these handshake questions all week :lol

Handshake Bowl next week? my goodness

 

[MechDX]

watching manning interview on NBC, jeez who can hate the guy

....ahem,cough....

 

[Plasticine]

wth is this

Maybe a Cutler fan that just couldn't let go?

 

[crimzonflame]

When do the Patriots and Broncos face each other?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Harbaugh is gonna be such an ass answering these handshake questions all week :lol

Q: Coach Harbaugh, do you ever feel bad about how badly you crushed Jim Schwartz hand last year?
A: Who??

 

[Chiggs]

I just did 100 pushups and now I'm going to the gym! Woo-hoo, Broncos!

 

[Rorschach]

Someone bring in Devo, oh wait she was already here for the ass whoopn' of the Packers right?

Why would you do that to us?

omg he forgot the guy was coming from the right side, he tried to run that way again. Hilarious.

"Oh shit!"
*turns around*
"Oh shit! Maybe if I... "
*turns around again and sees same guy as before*
"Oh yeah..."
*sack*

 

[Alligatorjandro]

When do the Patriots and Broncos face each other?

I think week 5

 

[bionic77]

God realized that human flesh alone cannot get the job done. Tebow failed against the dark lord, and God created a cyborg to get the job done.

Your blasphemy disgusts me.

You must have some Patriots blood in your veins...

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Your apology is noted. We will discuss your forgiveness during our week of grieving.

Maybe crushing the lions will speed up that process lol.

 

[Narag]

wth is this

NFL-gaf competition committee amended the rules in the off season so you're allowed to have both an AFC and an NFC team this season. It's a probationary period and as such may not be renewed for the following season.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

So yeah, now that the day is over lemme ask - can Luck throw the deep ball? I've never seen him complete a long pass. Even in the one college game I watched him in the one deep pass he threw hung up there and got picked off.

 

[NomarTyme]

LOL @ The Shakira thread... dead bodies everywhere.

 

[harSon]

Your blasphemy disgusts me.

You must have some Patriots blood in your veins...

That makes him full Patriots fan.

One drop rule.

 

[brentech]

Never thought lingering drama would come with a firm handshake and a pat on the back.
Dude has sandy vagina syndrome.

 

[crimzonflame]

I think week 5

thanks

 

[Branduil]

Why would you do that to us?

"Oh shit!"
*turns around*
"Oh shit! Maybe if I... "
*turns around again*
"Oh yeah..."
*sack*

Didn't the Simpson's do a joke like this once?

 

[TheDarkKnight774]

LOL @ The Shakira thread... dead bodies everywhere.

hah i knew that thread was a death trap once a mod caught on

 

[alr1ght]

LMAO Skip Bayless
http://www.tout.com/m/744pyp?ref=twpvtu2y

 

[Greg]

LMAO Skip Bayless
http://www.tout.com/m/744pyp?ref=twpvtu2y

:jnc

 

[ari]

LMAO Skip Bayless
http://www.tout.com/m/744pyp?ref=twpvtu2y

Lol...oh skip.

 

[jakncoke]

So yeah, now that the day is over lemme ask - can Luck throw the deep ball? I've never seen him complete a long pass. Even in the one college game I watched him in the one deep pass he threw hung up there and got picked off.

he underthrew a sure td today.

 

[cajunator]

LOL @ The Shakira thread... dead bodies everywhere.

Thats why I just expressed my love for Alizee and bailed the fuck out of that thread.

 

[Bread]

Didn't the Simpson's do a joke like this once?

That was my first thought :lol

 

[Matrix]

Everyone bitches about their team's offensive line. How many fans actually say "we're above average!"?

I'm actually not 100% happy with the Texans O-line so far. The run blocking esp on the right side is weak. I'm just happy that the pass protection held up decently (could be cause they were going against the crappy Phins) and Matt wasn't sacked more than twice... once cause he held the ball far too long and he's slow as shit.

I just found that play by the Panthers O-line hilarious.

 

[Cagey]

LMAO Skip Bayless
http://www.tout.com/m/744pyp?ref=twpvtu2y

Of course this wannabe WWE heel manager Touts. Of course.

 

[Hunter S.]

Broncos piss off 49ers beating them in the super bowl and Manning screams "you wish you got me," I call it now!

 

[Godslay]

Your blasphemy disgusts me.

You must have some Patriots blood in your veins...

How dare you insult me with such allegations. You're losing sight of the real enemy here.

 

[jakncoke]

LOL @ The Shakira thread... dead bodies everywhere.

any sports-age members

 

[Alligatorjandro]

weekend warrior got banned

we lost 2 posters on opening day

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

LMAO Skip Bayless
http://www.tout.com/m/744pyp?ref=twpvtu2y

lulz

 

[Narag]

So yeah, now that the day is over lemme ask - can Luck throw the deep ball? I've never seen him complete a long pass. Even in the one college game I watched him in the one deep pass he threw hung up there and got picked off.

That's a good question. He was having issues today as he was overthrowing short passes and was intercepted twice on two underthrown long passes.

 

[squicken]

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcwest/post/_/id/74068/making-russell-wilson-look-like-another-rook

Wilson showed he could handle the Cardinals' pressure by connecting with Sidney Rice early from an empty set, but too frequently the Seahawks played as though protecting a rookie in his first start. Where the staff had raised the hurdle each time Wilson cleared one during preseason, they appeared reluctant to do so in this game.

What was with all the sideways and even backward passes? The Cardinals scooped up one of them for a critical turnover in Seahawks territory.

Seattle called runs on nine of its first 12 second-down plays, appearing content to play a field-position game between teams armed with strong defenses.

Nothing says tentative quite like a backward pass or three.

I love this. Sando jerked Wilson all offseason, and now he's mad at Cheatin' Pete for making Russ look bad

 

[Griegite]

weekend warrior got banned

we lost 2 posters on opening day

Still got two more games tomorrow!

 

[SoulPlaya]

LMAO Skip Bayless
http://www.tout.com/m/744pyp?ref=twpvtu2y

Love it.

 

[TheDarkKnight774]

so Berman is out on ESPN Primetime

And the replacement is Stu??

 

[chuckddd]

Didn't the Simpson's do a joke like this once?

 

[Rorschach]

LMAO Skip Bayless
http://www.tout.com/m/744pyp?ref=twpvtu2y

Is he poor? Looks like some poor's apartment.

 

[Malleymal]

That was all Cam's Fault.... look at the dude he needed to pass to up at the top of the field.. he was just waiting there and Cam pulled it back in... thats more cam than that putrid line

 

[Seda]

Brees was 24/52? wow

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcwest/post/_/id/74068/making-russell-wilson-look-like-another-rook



I love this. Sando jerked Wilson all offseason, and now he's mad at Cheatin' Pete for making Russ look bad

what did we say squicken? that the pre-season doesn't mean shit and wilson is not going to do anything meaningful this season. i can't believe so many people bought into the hype on like 3 pre-season quarters.

this tells me the seahawks coaching staff has no fucking clue what they are doing. he won this job based off his game against the chiefs. a chiefs defense that was destroyed by bradford and today was torched by matt ryan. they are a bad defense.

as i said weeks ago, i just hope russell wilson hasn't been benched by the times the niners face the seachickens because we are going to absolutely destroy him

 

[squicken]

Don't know how long that's been the case but coaches' film is up for Cowboys/Giants game

what did we say squicken? that the pre-season doesn't mean shit and wilson is not going to do anything meaningful this season. i can't believe so many people bought into the hype on like 3 pre-season quarters.

this tells me the seahawks coaching staff has no fucking clue what they are doing. he won this job based off his game against the chiefs. a chiefs defense that was destroyed by bradford and today was torched by matt ryan. they are a bad defense.

as i said weeks ago, i just hope russell wilson hasn't been benched by the times the niners face the seachickens because we are going to absolutely destroy him

I even brought this to Sando's attention and he got real pissy on Twitter. Just tried to point out that the Chief's D is terrible and was an awful metric to use one game to decide their starting QB. Everything they said Wilson would do for them . . . he didn't do. Like people will talk about AZ and SEA having good defenses b/c of today. Nope. Myabe they will, but today proved nothing. Just that we learned again that all offenses in the NFCW besides SF suck