The Frankman
Banned
On what planet? Your RBs are hot, smoking ass.I have a good chance at winning off of a auto draft team in a full league. :jnc.
On what planet? Your RBs are hot, smoking ass.I have a good chance at winning off of a auto draft team in a full league. :jnc.
So I missed a draft for one of my leagues because I was working on a clients site, didn't make a list to autodraft, didn't even log in in like a week. Today was the first day I even looked at the league (I figured I would get my ass handed to me because I forgot to fucking draft) and this is what the computer picked for me:
Michael Vick
(Phi - QB)
Larry Fitzgerald
(Ari - WR)
Hakeem Nicks
(NYG - WR)
Stevan Ridley
(NE - RB)
Robert Turbin
(Sea - RB)
Jimmy Graham
(NO - TE)
Percy Harvin
(Min - WR)
Shayne Graham
(Hou - K)
Pittsburgh
(Pit - DEF)
I have a good chance at winning off of a auto draft team in a full league. :jnc.
who the fuck is robert turbin
who the fuck is robert turbin
On what planet? Your RBs are hot, smoking ass.
Dunno if I'd say "good"
they're knocking me out and taking my wisdom teeth tomorrow
I can't even celebrate the start of the season properly
So you're not the guy who beg for sailor moon pics?Nope, I got got for trolling anime too much and getting on the wrong side of a mod, who then banned me for quoting a posted link that was posted in 5 different threads!
Protip: Don't argue with a mod, even if you're right.
You don't normally celebrate with painkillers?
Fuck the Jets
You don't normally celebrate with painkillers?
they're knocking me out and taking my wisdom teeth tomorrow
I can't even celebrate the start of the season properly
You don't normally celebrate with painkillers?
I only beg for decent Mets bullpen pitchers.So you're not the guy who beg for sailor moon pics?
You don't normally celebrate with painkillers?
thisThey don't mix well with alcohol and coke.
:jncMy Saints do!
I hope this story doesn't end in dick pics"Excuse me, miss, I'll have the Favre special".
Painkillers, followed by a handy from a sports fitness intern.
The downside is you have to cry and confess with your sham wife at a press conference.
I only beg for decent Mets bullpen pitchers.
...I think an outfield is a more pressing concern.
Rachel Nichols is hot. Nevermind what the haters say.
...
Great, now I'm depressed.
She looks like a pornstar from Eastern Europe.
Fuck you.gif
And of course Erin Andrews is hot as hell but I bet when the camera isn't on she goes around biting dudes dicks off who give her a funny look.
Wow, the Cowboys are fucking stupid as hell.
Apparently NFL Network is saying Jason Witten is playing, which means they signed off on the waiver.
Or you could watch this.Awesome, tonight could be the first time we get to see someone die in prime time football since witten is playing.
Fucking iPad autocorrect
RIP Witten
I feel like I'm responsible for the well-being of everyone on my roster.Damn :jnc
What doctors did they find? Because according to the report he wasn't cleared after a CT and MRI before.Rotoworld said:Slot CB Mike Jenkins (shoulder) is inactive. Witten's activation comes as a shock. He gained last-minute clearance from team doctors after being listed as doubtful on the injury report. Although suiting up further burnishes Witten's warrior reputation, we're still expecting his snaps to be limited.