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[effzee]

What's this Bradford stuff? Can't listen to the link but what's being said about him?

 

[eznark]

So Bruce Arians Coach of the Year? Basically coach of the year two years in a row. Why doesn't he get more love?

 

[yankeehater]

They only played three playoff teams, and all of them were on the road. Two of the losses were by a combined 10 points. It's not that compelling a stat.



Winners win.

Last I checked the Eagles are a playoff team this year and GB lost at home to them. Obviously without Rodgers.

 

[AgentChris]

But he's a Pro Bowler!


-_-

Dee Milliner and a 3rd rounder for the return of Revis.

 

[hipsterpants]

So the rams trade down 2-3 spots, get an additional 1st round pick, draft Watkins, draft some other position of need, then get a QB in the 2nd round while laughing at all the teams desperate for a QB drafting early and resulting in 2011 pt. 2. Perfect.

 

[Tragicomedy]

Drew Brees, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning die and go to heaven. They decide to watch MNF with God. First, God asks Brees, "What do you believe in?" Brees answers, "Well, I believe in family, hard work, and my Saints." God says to him, "Okay, sit here on my left." God next turns to Brady and asks, "What do you believe in?" Brady answers, "I believe in pegging, wearing Uggs, and trying my best every Sunday to impress Gisele." God says to him, "Good, sit here on my right." God then asks Peyton Manning, "What do you believe in?" Manning looks at God and says, "I believe you are in my seat."

 

[HPhins54]

Dolphins need to fire everyone from the gm down.

I will root for the failure of this team until Jeff Ireland is no longer employed by them.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I know you say this all the time but it really is amazing how true it is. So many close games in the NFL but time and time again winners find a way to win.

Stupid Patriots.

Dont worry, next year when the Patriots are down the Dolphins will win the East.

 

[eznark]

Last I checked the Eagles are a playoff team this year and GB lost at home to them. Obviously without Rodgers.

Oh yeah, for some reason I thought that was in Philly. So two one score games on the road with Rodgers and one 14 point loss to The Greatest Football Team In The History of the Known Universe with Scott Tolzien starting.

Whatever.

 

[bionic77]

So Bruce Arians Coach of the Year? Basically coach of the year two years in a row. Why doesn't he get more love?

Wish we still had him in Pittsburgh.

Hell I wish he was our head coach.

 

[squicken]

Ah, Leslie Frazier Syndrome

That is weird. Are all other coaches they cover jerks? Or is Frazier so bad they felt particularly sorry for him. Maybe most coaches are jerks and that's what it takes to win?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Dont worry, next year when the Patriots are down the Dolphins will win the East.

Will all depend on how Brady plays next year and if they are able to re-sign a couple of their own guys.

 

[Talamius]

So Bruce Arians Coach of the Year? Basically coach of the year two years in a row. Why doesn't he get more love?

Because I cannot bring myself to give it to Ron Rivera.....yes. Bruce did a ton with a small talent pool.

 

[eznark]

That is weird. Are all other coaches they cover jerks? Or is Frazier so bad they felt particularly sorry for him. Maybe most coaches are jerks and that's what it takes to win?

Miguel told me they just say that about him because he is black. "Class act" is the new "well spoken" or some shit.

I told him I think it's because Chilly ate babies.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Dont worry, next year when the Patriots are down the Dolphins will win the East.

Wait a second... what year is this?

 

[Wes]

@ RapSheet 5m
He’s right. # Browns RT @ BenTateRB: Carry on for the rest of my career thanks Htown for all the support but odds are I won't be back

Tate for HC!

 

[Bread]

Dont worry, next year when the Patriots are down the Dolphins will win the East.

this is a down year for the pats with all of the injuries, they aren't getting any closer to a division title while bill and tom are here.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

this is a down year for the pats with all of the injuries, they aren't getting any closer to a division title while bill and tom are here.

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[eznark]

I wonder how the Dolphins season would have gone if they hadn't witch hunted their best offensive linemen off the team? Crybaby Martin is going to cost a lot of people their jobs.

 

[Miguel]

Miguel told me they just say that about him because he is black. "Class act" is the new "well spoken" or some shit.

I told him I think it's because Chilly ate babies.

Chilly eating babies would be awful. But it's probably true.

That "Class Act" thing is from The League.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Wait a second... what year is this?

I hope they can re-sign Welker! With Hernandez healthy for a full off-season and Gronk ready to return we could have a great offense once again, especially if Vereen and Edelman get involved more. Keeping Talib is gonna be difficult, but maybe they sign him to a one year deal to keep the D together, maybe even with moving McCourty to safety permanently.

Wait...

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

thatsthejoke.jpg

That's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

That's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.

Jesus your old. You must be bionic's grandson.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

That's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.

Huh, dinosaurs died 66 million years ago.

I don't get it.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Another day another Rodgers is gay rumor on the net.

 

[BlackGhost]

@ RapSheet 5m
He’s right. # Browns RT @ BenTateRB: Carry on for the rest of my career thanks Htown for all the support but odds are I won't be back

Tate for HC!

I don't think paying for Tate makes sense, unless we get him on the cheap I don't want him. I don't trust that he can stay healthy.

 

[eznark]

Chilly eating babies would be awful. But it's probably true.

That "Class Act" thing is from The League.

I can't find FXXXXX so I stopped watching it sadly.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

That's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.

Holy Shit! You have a dinosaur?

 

[squicken]

Danny Boy don't do press conferences. Haslam should learn

 

[Miguel]

LZ and EZ fighting on my timeline. :'(

 

[gutshot]

Oh yeah, for some reason I thought that was in Philly. So two one score games on the road with Rodgers and one 14 point loss to The Greatest Football Team In The History of the Known Universe with Scott Tolzien starting.

Whatever.

Glad to see you are finally giving Chip his dues.

For real though, I agree with you that the "wins over other playoff teams" stat is mostly misleading. The Eagles 3 losses against playoff teams were in the beginning of the year with Vick starting and a defense that was giving up 30+ points a game. The team that ended the season on a 7-1 run is a lot different than that one.

 

[Crisco]

Another day another Rodgers is gay rumor on the net.

If you're good looking, single, and aren't constantly seen with super models and porn stars, it's automatically assumed your gay. Rodgers just needs to put out a sex tape.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Josh Katzenstein ‏@jkatzenstein 39s
Lewand said OC Scott Linehan and WR coach Tim Lappano have been fired as well.

Bob Glauber ‏@BobGlauber 6m
Giants owner John Mara said he told Tom Coughlin he wants the coach back in 2014. "We still have every confidence in him."

 

[Plinko]

Hold up, Lions bros: Lewand did NOT mention that Gunther Cunningham had been released.

Only Linehan and Schwartz.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Hold up, Lions bros: Lewand did NOT mention that Gunther Cunningham had been released.

Only Linehan and Schwartz.

Very interesting. Listening now.

 

[Tenumi]

Hold up, Lions bros: Lewand did NOT mention that Gunther Cunningham had been released.

Only Linehan and Schwartz.

If any of them stay, I'd want Gunther to stay, most definitely.

 

[eznark]

LZ and EZ fighting on my timeline. :'(

Son, we aren't fighting. We are having an adult conversation. Please go wait in the car.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Who cares about wins over playoff teams? The Dolphins beat every AFC playoff team they faced (Pats, Bengals, Colts, Chargers) and they suck.

GB has Rodgers therefore they have a legitimate shot at a SB. It's not complicated.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Hold up, Lions bros: Lewand did NOT mention that Gunther Cunningham had been released.

Only Linehan and Schwartz.

Wait someone is named Gunther and its not 1850?

 

[TheKaeptain]

If you're good looking, single, and aren't constantly seen with super models and porn stars, it's automatically assumed your gay. Rodgers just needs to put out a sex tape.

His personal assistant and "ex-roommate" is supposedly going to out him on twitter.

 

[Plinko]

If any of them stay, I'd want Gunther to stay, most definitely.

Agreed. Sounds like he's under contract for next year.

Could it be the Lions have done the right thing for once?

I fully expect them to hire somebody ridiculous as HC now to even things out.

 

[captive]

lol at these people. "we let them know they are free to look for other employment"
is it that hard to say "yea we fired them"?

 

[eznark]

lol at these people. "we let them know they are free to look for other employment"
is it that hard to say "yea we fired them"?

Probably. I assume that language is all drafted by the NFL HR department.

Thanks Pep!!

 

[jakncoke]

Son, we aren't fighting. We are having an adult conversation. Please go wait in the car.

:me'd

 

[PhoenixDark]

Good to see Gunther has apparently survived. No more wide 9.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Probably. I assume that language is all drafted by the NFL HR department.

Thanks Pep!!

Chi needs to fire their gardener.

 

[bionic77]

I have to go back to work (Google it you lazy bastards) and write another fucking brief to the Commonwealth Court (fuuuuuuuuuck that) but before I do I am going to give my precise and totally accurate postseason power rankings. These rankings take into consideration the quarterback, head coach, matchups, luck factor, clutch factor, home field, weather conditions, QBR, OVR and DVR. By far the most comprehensive that you can find on the internet.

Past history shows us that the 1 and 2 seeds are fucked. No way we are seeing Denver and Seattle in the Superbowl. At best only one of these teams has a legitimate chance of getting there (where they will probably lose to a 6 seed quarterbacked by a goober). And the chances are pretty good that none will make it.

Picking my one seed was the hardest. It was so hard to choose between the worst teams (by far the best indicator of future SB champ) because this season was special in that category. This year teams were historically special in how absolutely horrible they were, so it wasn't easy to pick the best of the worst. In the end it was very hard to pick between the Packers and San Diego. Both of whom are fucking horrible and required immense amounts of luck just to make it in. The Chargers make more sense because the Bungles are fucking frauds so that pushed me towards the Packers as the 1 seed because it makes absolutely no sense and sometimes that is the best pick of all.

1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Chargers
4. Niners
5. Seahawks
6. Panthers
7. Colts
8. Broncos
9. Bungles
10. Saints
11. Chiefs
12. Jaguars
13. Patriots

 

[PhoenixDark]

Good to hear Mayhew blasting the team's performance over the last two years. You can't blow games. The culture needs to change, and that starts with turnovers.

 

[Buckethead]

That throw was so pretty.

Rodgers usually overthrows that deep ball when he's in the pocket. He should get flushed more often.

 

[Plinko]

Good to hear Mayhew blasting the team's performance over the last two years. You can't blow games. The culture needs to change, and that starts with turnovers.

He hated Schwartz. You can see it.