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[DMczaf]

Fuck, I think something damaged my Xonar DG. I came home from Christmas in California and my output has a really loud constant buzzing sound now. I removed all possible interference and it's still there, front panel and back.

Anyone have experience with ASUS support? Hoping I don't have to buy another, but on-board audio will have to suffice for now.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I have to go back to work (Google it you lazy bastards) and write another fucking brief to the Commonwealth Court (fuuuuuuuuuck that) but before I do I am going to give my precise and totally accurate postseason power rankings. These rankings take into consideration the quarterback, head coach, matchups, luck factor, clutch factor, home field, weather conditions, QBR, OVR and DVR. By far the most comprehensive that you can find on the internet.

Past history shows us that the 1 and 2 seeds are fucked. No way we are seeing Denver and Seattle in the Superbowl. At best only one of these teams has a legitimate chance of getting there (where they will probably lose to a 6 seed quarterbacked by a goober). And the chances are pretty good that none will make it.

Picking my one seed was the hardest. It was so hard to choose between the worst teams (by far the best indicator of future SB champ) because this season was special in that category. This year teams were historically special in how absolutely horrible they were, so it wasn't easy to pick the best of the worst. In the end it was very hard to pick between the Packers and San Diego. Both of whom are fucking horrible and required immense amounts of luck just to make it in. The Chargers make more sense because the Bungles are fucking frauds so that pushed me towards the Packers as the 1 seed because it makes absolutely no sense and sometimes that is the best pick of all.

1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Chargers
4. Niners
5. Seahawks
6. Panthers
7. Colts
8. Broncos
9. Bungles
10. Saints
11. Chiefs
12. Jaguars
13. Patriots

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I have to go back to work (Google it you lazy bastards) and write another fucking brief to the Commonwealth Court (fuuuuuuuuuck that) but before I do I am going to give my precise and totally accurate postseason power rankings. These rankings take into consideration the quarterback, head coach, matchups, luck factor, clutch factor, home field, weather conditions, QBR, OVR and DVR. By far the most comprehensive that you can find on the internet.

Past history shows us that the 1 and 2 seeds are fucked. No way we are seeing Denver and Seattle in the Superbowl. At best only one of these teams has a legitimate chance of getting there (where they will probably lose to a 6 seed quarterbacked by a goober). And the chances are pretty good that none will make it.

Picking my one seed was the hardest. It was so hard to choose between the worst teams (by far the best indicator of future SB champ) because this season was special in that category. This year teams were historically special in how absolutely horrible they were, so it wasn't easy to pick the best of the worst. In the end it was very hard to pick between the Packers and San Diego. Both of whom are fucking horrible and required immense amounts of luck just to make it in. The Chargers make more sense because the Bungles are fucking frauds so that pushed me towards the Packers as the 1 seed because it makes absolutely no sense and sometimes that is the best pick of all.

1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Chargers
4. Niners
5. Seahawks
6. Panthers
7. Colts
8. Broncos
9. Bungles
10. Saints
11. Chiefs
12. Jaguars
13. Patriots

If the Patriots win the SB I'm blaming you.

 

[MechDX]

Fuck, I think something damaged my Xonar DG. I came home from Christmas in California and my output has a really loud constant buzzing sound now. I removed all possible interference and it's still there, front panel and back.

Anyone have experience with ASUS support? Hoping I don't have to buy another, but on-board audio will have to suffice for now.

Why was your shit in EZs house?

 

[Mrbob]

Hub Arkush shitting on Bridgewater. He doesn't even think he is a first round pick. He also dislikes this entire qb class. Teams beware.

 

[DMczaf]

Why was your shit in EZs house?

He said everything would be cool. Everything was not cool!

 

[bionic77]

You think it was too high?

I just can't take the Saints seriously on the road. They are almost as bad as the Steelers when they are not in a dome.

If the Patriots win the SB I'm blaming you.

Take it up with God if that happens.

I am just giving my analysis.

 

[JABEE]

Which minorities have the Texans interviewed?

O'Brien in Texas.

 

[Plinko]

Hub Arkush shitting on Bridgewater. He doesn't even think he is a first round pick. He also dislikes this entire qb class. Teams beware.

:kas

 

[eznark]

Hub Arkush shitting on Bridgewater. He doesn't even think he is a first round pick. He also dislikes this entire qb class. Teams beware.

Didn't he hate the Wilson pick too? Guy is washed up. Remember when he said Finley and Olsen were Hall of Famers?!

 

[Draxal]

Kimberly Jones ‏@KimJonesSports 59s
John Mara: Wants Tom Coughlin back. "I think our offense is broken, & we need to fix that. …We can't go into next season w/same personnel."

New OLINE and TENDS please. I don't think Gilbride will be canned even though he may deserve it.

More.

Ralph Vacchiano ‏@RVacchianoNYDN 3m
Mara said "We obviously over-valued some people" and "We haven't gotten production out of certain draft spots."

More

John Mara says coaching staff evaluations will take place later this week but more he talks more it sounds as if Kevin Gilbride is gone.#nyg
.

Ralph Vacchiano ‏@RVacchianoNYDN 1m
John Mara on the now available Mike Sullivan: "We obviously think very highly of him." #NYG

 

[Dega]

I don't think paying for Tate makes sense, unless we get him on the cheap I don't want him. I don't trust that he can stay healthy.

Wherever he goes I hope he does well.


Same for Kubiak.

 

[BlackGhost]

The MMQB's Peter King hears Cleveland's front office "really likes" Texas A&M redshirt sophomore QB Johnny Manziel.
"...if they kept Chudzinski, they’d be asking him to develop the next quarterback, along with offensive coordinator Norv Turner," King writes. "What if there was a disconnect between the quarterback the front office wanted (I hear Cleveland really likes Johnny Manziel, who is not the Aikmanish pocket passer more to Turner’s liking..." It has been reported for quite some time that the Browns preferred the 2014 class over the 2013 class and have been doing plenty of homework on the available quarterbacks. We expect them to select one.

Cleveland will be at the bowl game this week

Spoiler

Jimmy's wife loves him

 

[PhoenixDark]

Mayhew pretty much said Stafford has underperformed for two years, and although some of it is due to personnel it's also due to him not being fully developed.

edit: "no comment" on whether Stafford was pushed enough to improve.

 

[ActStriker]

Rappoport on NFL Network said Browns looking at the Seahawks DC and the Broncos OC, making a point that both are young and stuff and stuff

So is Banner pretty much going to look for a HC he can bend to his will?

 

[Plinko]

Cleveland will be at the bowl game this week

Spoiler

Jimmy's wife loves him

Oh man will that be a trainwreck.

Please happen.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Cleveland will be at the bowl game this week

Kave, come home.

 

[Vio-Lence]

Hub Arkush shitting on Bridgewater. He doesn't even think he is a first round pick. He also dislikes this entire qb class. Teams beware.

Hub says lots of things. Said the Chiefs were going to win the super bowl in 2012 and he said Kyle Long was an awful puck immediately after the draft.

 

[Buckethead]

So Joique Bell is a RFA.

Come on Joique, come to the Bay.

 

[LJ11]

I think Manziel is a bad QB, but a hell of a playmaker, does this make any sense?

 

[BlackGhost]

I think Manziel is a bad QB, but a hell of a playmaker, does this make any sense?

Yes.

 

[brentech]

Miguel told me they just say that about him because he is black. "Class act" is the new "well spoken" or some shit.

I told him I think it's because Chilly ate babies.

The League

Andre: I met this doctor, Dr. Maxwell. Real class act.
Pete: Is he...black?
Andre: How'd you know?
Pete: Nine times out of ten, when a sportscaster is referring to someone as a "class act", they're talking about a head coach who's black. "Tony Dungy, what a class act."
Kevin: "Total. Lovie Smith—class act."
Andre: I never noticed that. I mean, it happens all the time?
Kevin: It's not just football. Sportscasters use these code words in all sports. If they're talking about a Latino player in baseball, like, "Ozzie Guillen is a..."
Ruxin: Firecracker. Latin guys are always firecrackers.
Kevin: "...firecracker."
Pete: Spark plug.
Kevin: Spark plug in the clubhouse.
Ruxin: Wes Welker is like a gym rat, a real scrappy player.
Kevin: Which is code word for "white."
Ruxin: Always a white guy.
Kevin: Ichiro Suzuki is...
Taco: Inscrutable

It's all so true

 

[eznark]

Paul Molitor was always called a spark plug. Closet Latino?

So Joique Bell is a RFA.

Come on Joique, come to the Bay.

Who will you be rooting for on Sunday?

I think Manziel is a bad QB, but a hell of a playmaker, does this make any sense?

DEREK FUCKING ANDERSON

 

[Greg]

Mayhew pretty much said Stafford has underperformed for two years, and although some of it is due to personnel it's also due to him not being fully developed.

edit: "no comment" on whether Stafford was pushed enough to improve.

his bra cup size disagrees

I think Manziel is a bad QB, but a hell of a playmaker, does this make any sense?

yeah

Spoiler

Tebow! Tebow! Tebow!

 

[PhoenixDark]

Mayhew wants a 4-3 defense. Good. You can really tell he wanted Schwartz gone.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Good news, Romo's recovery is going well.

 

[Draxal]

I think Manziel is a bad QB, but a hell of a playmaker, does this make any sense?

Yes, but it's hard for me to separate him from the talent he has had surrounding him.

 

[DoubleTap]

I think Manziel is a bad QB, but a hell of a playmaker, does this make any sense?

Seeing Kap play all year. Absolutely.

 

[ActStriker]

I think Manziel is a bad QB, but a hell of a playmaker, does this make any sense?

Either all flash, splashy plays, or a possible conversion project like Edelman? Unless you mean his only real playmaking ability is with his arm. I really haven't watched Manziel play though, if you don't want to be married to the fact that he has to be pure QB

 

[Buckethead]

Who will you be rooting for on Sunday?

Mom! Daddy's been drinking again.

 

[Plinko]

So Joique Bell is a RFA.

Come on Joique, come to the Bay.

STAY AWAY

Honestly, my guess he'll be tendered a high draft pick, nobody will touch him, and the new staff will decide between him and Reggie after next year.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Kave, come home.

He's trying but having trouble after the Browns let go Chud.

 

[PhoenixDark]

@davebirkett 3m

Mayhew; "it's bigger than Xs and Os .. this guy has to be a leader."

Boom.

 

[eznark]

Mom! Daddy's been drinking again.

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We're just gonna pretend that whole Niners phase never happened? If it means we can pretend that whole idiotic typing with an accent phase never happened I am totally fine with it,

 

[Pro]

Bears better get top C'mon Man spot with the whole fumble incident. C'MON MAN!

EDIT: Thanks Buckethead for the Avatar.

 

[Buckethead]

Boom.

Leaders set the tempo, model good behavior, and sometimes accept more of the blame publicly.

They don't raid Chipotle in the middle of the season.

Good luck with that.

 

[Talamius]

Rappoport on NFL Network said Browns looking at the Seahawks DC and the Broncos OC, making a point that both are young and stuff and stuff

So is Banner pretty much going to look for a HC he can bend to his will?

That whole Banner situation is bizarre. A GM with no real power and a CEO that's not the owner that runs the team. Granted, Lombardi is Lombardi but is his only existence to serve as a scapegoat for Banner? The question was even brought up during the Browns presser and Banner brushed it off.

 

[Plinko]

Boom.

That's exactly what we've all been saying for 2 years now. Glad to finally hear it from him.

Also, :jnc at how he declined comment when asked if Stafford had been pushed hard enough. It was quite clear Schwartz babied the guy.

 

[eznark]

No Monday Night Football sucks. Every year the Lions and Browns should play on the last Monday before the playoffs start. At least we'd have something to watch and it would be a cool tradition. Plus most years it would be a fight for the #1 pick.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

So Joique Bell is a RFA.

Come on Joique, come to the Bay.

I don't understand you.

 

[darkside31337]

I think Manziel is a bad QB, but a hell of a playmaker, does this make any sense?

So like RG3 before he blew his knee out?

I don't think there is anybody who can save the Browns from trainwreck status but if theres anybody who can do it then it would be Manziel.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

No Monday Night Football sucks. Every year the Lions and Browns should play on the last Monday before the playoffs start. At least we'd have something to watch and it would be a cool tradition. Plus most years it would be a fight for the #1 pick.

The pro bowl is pretty awful so I could see how the exact opposite would be entertaining.

 

[chuckddd]

Cleveland will be at the bowl game this week

Spoiler

Jimmy's wife loves him

Bring in McDaniels and Tebow. Waste that draft pick on some other bust.

 

[JCizzle]

Such sweet karma that Clay started the season with his dirty, premeditated cheap shot against CK and now is the one not playing due to some finger injury (lol) and *his* QB missed most of the year with an injury. Hopefully we get the same results as in Week 1.

I also hope no grown men try to slap Staley again, because what is that shit...

 

[eznark]

Woo hoo! Just picked up Call of Duty Ghosts because Smokey said it's fun. Yeah! Fired up to play it!

...

30 minute patch download.

Ok fine, I'll bullshit with Lance Z for a bit.

Fire it up! Here we go!!

The Call of Duty Ghosts server is not available at this time please try again later

Fuck you next gen

 

[Coldnoodle]

49ers vs Packers.

Will FMT's and Eznark's friendship survive?

 

[squicken]

So like RG3 before he blew his knee out?

I don't think there is anybody who can save the Browns from trainwreck status but if theres anybody who can do it then it would be Manziel.

He can't play in a northern climate, and CLE is totally the wrong place for him.

 

[Greg]

Such sweet karma that Clay launched his dirty, premeditated cheap shot against CK and now is the one not playing due to some finger injury (lol) and *his* QB missed most of the year with an injury. Hopefully we get the same results as in Week 1.

I also hope no grown men try to slap Staley again, because what is that shit...

that you're still salty 16 weeks later?

 

[KingGondo]

Fuck Manziel.

Hundley or bust.

 

[darkside31337]

He can't play in a northern climate, and CLE is totally the wrong place for him.

I didn't say it was a good idea though. And Cleveland is the wrong place for everybody.