Everyone, especially the rabid fans in New England, wants to know whats wrong with the Patriots offense. After watching film this week, heres my quick synopsis: they stink.
All of them.
Its not just the receivers. Its not just the pass or run blocking. Its not just Tom Bradys inaccuracy. Its a combination of everything. Basically, there isnt one thing they do well. It looks like the Patriots coaches think that as well, because the game plan against the Dolphins last Sunday was bare bones. The Pats won, 27-17, but there wasnt a whole lot of motion or variety. They stuck to a few basic runs, a handful of different pass concepts.
The Patriots looked like they were saying, We arent doing anything well at this point, so lets dial it back and start from the basics. The problem is, they couldnt even execute that game plan. The first half was one of the worst performances Ive seen in some time from the Patriots offensive line, both run and pass. Left guard Logan Mankins, normally the stalwart, struggled mightily in all phases of the game. He might be toughing out some sort of lower body injury. That said, the run blocking was much cleaner in the fourth quarter, so that may be something to build off of. Although I have no clue why the Patriots arent playing Stevan Ridley more. Hes by far their best running back. Its not even close.
Let's go Joe, make that Cleveland record 12-0!
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Bedard, noooooooo
Did you "slap your shit"?Just saw a C7 Corvette.
That makes no sense.Slap your shit means to hit someone hard.Did you "slap your shit"?
Like I said, best writer going.
That makes no sense.Slap your shit means to hit someone hard.
Maybe to you Tobias, to the rest of us it sounds like you're talking about dicks every SundayThat makes no sense.Slap your shit means to hit someone hard.
Edit: thanks Milchjon, I did.
Gotta to stick to Gata's hard hitting analysis then. Anyone with eyes can see that they are garbage.Well, not like I disagree. Still, I'm looking for reports to cheer me up.
Mich, how the fuck do you watch football?? It's on at like, 2 am
Told I was hardcore.
Being a student helps. So do 1 PM games. When I was working, I actually took a day off once or twice.
The biggest problems are my university's finals. Missed most of the last two SBs because I had exams the day after.
Anyway, I hope you found new appreciation for Wrayfield's, Dutch's and my dedication ;-)
Disappointments usually come in pairs...The case for my HTPC won't get here for 2 days. Grrrrr.... Steelers better win today.
Anyway, I hope you found new appreciation for Wrayfield's, Dutch's and my dedication ;-)
Pick a team other than the Pats and we'll think about it.
It's the closest team to my hometown. I thought geography was the key?
It's the closest team to my hometown. I thought geography was the key?
Well..guilty of doing that as well...I live like 40 minutes from foxboro.
But I wonder, if thats the correct thing to do if you are a new fan.
Watch pacific rim then tell us what you think!I think I'll watch Pacific Rim for the first time before football starts...or play games.
DECISIONS! This is what happens with the time change and waking up an hour earlier than usual.
What game?I think I'll watch Pacific Rim for the first time before football starts...or play games.
DECISIONS! This is what happens with the time change and waking up an hour earlier than usual.
What game?
It's the closest team to my hometown. I thought geography was the key?
Pokeymans.
Milch, I was just messing with you. If you stay loyal to the Pats through the thick and thin, you'll be a better fan than half that fan base.
Relevant anecdote: my wife and I were discussing some friends of ours yesterday, and how ridiculous I find their football allegiances were. The husband and wife each have 5-6 teams they cheer for, and they all happen to be either flavor-of-the-month winners or the most popular teams. I asked the husband who he cheers for and he said, "Notre Dame, Oregon, and Arizona State in college. The Patriots, Cardinals, and lately the Chiefs in the NFL." They're from Arizona, so two of those make sense.
Even though I want to imagine that is the exception to the rule, the truth is most football fans probably have three or four teams they cheer on. My wife's grandmother loves a dozen NFL teams, and she's totally hopped on the Chiefs bandwagon even though she's lived in Colorado for years. She says she doesn't know who she'll cheer for when the Chiefs play the Broncos (!!!), even though she's been a Chiefs fan for a grand total of four weeks. Something tells me whoever wins, her team will come out on top.
My wife says most fans are like that and that football is entertainment and I shouldn't get worked up about it. She's probably right, but damn if that isn't annoying. What ever happened to following a team in the good times and bad? I've suffered through 2.5 decades of incompetence from my team but I wouldn't trade them for anything.
The simple fact that you're a European taking the time to follow and cheer for a team makes you a great fan in my book. I follow Argentine and European football and have since a very young age, but I'm very die-hard about the AFA and very casual about European leagues. I basically follow and cheer for all the Argentine players sprinkled throughout the various leagues, to include Messi, Tevez, Mascherano, Zabaleta, di Maria, Aguero, Higuain, etc. That must make me casual as hell to a European football fan, who could easily call me out on how absurd it is.
Long write up to say: <3.
I just shot -19 (two better than my previous best) for the daily HSG tournament, and my provisional rank is only 25th
the top players in the game are wizards - I don't get how they do it
never had left-handed clubs as a kid, so I blame my poor skills on having to learn with regular clubsYou should try your skills in real golf Gregory!
never had left-handed clubs as a kid, so I blame my poor skills on having to learn with regular clubs
I even have a free 9-hole course that's 10 minutes away, but I haven't gone in years