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NFL 2014 CC |OT| Holy Grail

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ampere

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Grover Cleveland said:
NFL will begin assessing 15 yard penalties for every Marshawn Lynch cortch grab

We've got two franchises that squeeze balls in the Super Bowl. Heinous organizations
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Eh on the play Marshawn grabbed his crotch he kind of earned it. It was nasty

NintendoGal said:
OK you know why I hate 49er fans (except the folks here ;p)? I'm just going to say it now because I'm so mad:

The guy across the way, (who has had physical altercations with his family that I've witnessed across the street) blares his music so loud you can hear it streets down the damn road. We've called the cops a few times because it's excessively loud, to the point I can hear it in our APARTMENT with the DOORS CLOSED. He never gets caught and it's our suspicion he has a scanner because each time we've called the cops, oh look they shut the door and turn off the music in the middle of a song!

What does this have to do with 49er fans? Well he's a huge one and when I wear my Seahawks gear he's usually being a rude asshole across the way and yelling at me (not fun jests, mean spirited shit) with his shirt off.

This is but one example of why I hate the bay area (this is Belmont). Aside from perhaps one or two people, they're just so fucking rude out here as compared to the near 30 years I spent in WA. Just makes me spiteful towards their team even more when they pull this shit.
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That sucks. Yeah my policy with sports jabs is to not really do them unless I know the person. I don't get the angry animosity or yelling people do to rival fans they don't even know

We've been to Braves/Red Sox games in Atlanta and seen some really douchebag Sox fans harassing Braves fans... it's embarrassing.
 
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Fantomex

Member
Sometimes Coldnoodle scares me. Bad taste in women, bad taste in movies and bad taste in football teams. You ever been to a store and stop and look at some ugly sweater or pants and ask yourself "who the heck would wear that?" probably noodle

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NintendoGal

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ciaossu said:
That sucks. Yeah my policy with sports jabs is to not really do them unless I know the person. I don't get the angry animosity or yelling people do to rival fans they don't even know

We've been to Braves/Red Sox games in Atlanta and seen some really douchebag Sox fans harassing Braves fans... it's embarrassing.
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I don't mind talking sports or even getting a few razzes in from them. It's the mindless screaming and booing I get for walking down the damn street or shopping at a grocery store!

Yeah and that sort of reaction has always made me hesitant to go watch a sport I'm really invested in. There's always someone who wants to yell at you for this or that because you're a fan of X.
 
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Spinluck

Member
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
 
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JABEE

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cajunator

Banned
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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well..
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eznark

Banned
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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You're gonna jerk off thinking about your dad jerking off and he is the weird one?
 
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Tom Penny

Member
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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This really needs it's own thread in OT.
 
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Fantomex

Member
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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Difficult situation bro. If I can offer any encouragement during this awkward and weird situation, to remember that he's human. Not a superhero. We all have our weaknesses, problems and difficulties in life. Don't judge him too hard. Sometimes olds don't have that many opportunities to have sex anymore with their partners. I guess I'm trying to make you feel better. I mean can you imagine the porn history for FMT when he hits 50? It will probably be something like

HISTORY/JAN 8/ CHIPMUNK WEARING WIZARD COSTUME GIVES IT GOOD TO JOE MONTANA NINERS JERSEY GRANDMA HARDCORE
 
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Bread

Banned
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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Ninja Scooter

Member
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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wet black pussy
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jbug617

Banned
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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FrenchMovieTheme

Member
Fantomex said:
Difficult situation bro. If I can offer any encouragement during this awkward and weird situation, to remember that he's human. Not a superhero. We all have our weaknesses, problems and difficulties in life. Don't judge him too hard. Sometimes olds don't have that many opportunities to have sex anymore with their partners. I guess I'm trying to make you feel better. I mean can you imagine the porn history for FMT when he hits 50? It will probably be something like

HISTORY/JAN 8/ CHIPMUNK WEARING WIZARD COSTUME GIVES IT GOOD TO JOE MONTANA NINERS JERSEY GRANDMA HARDCORE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lzL14S9GU
 
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ampere

Member
NintendoGal said:
I don't mind talking sports or even getting a few razzes in from them. It's the mindless screaming and booing I get for walking down the damn street or shopping at a grocery store!

Yeah and that sort of reaction has always made me hesitant to go watch a sport I'm really invested in. There's always someone who wants to yell at you for this or that because you're a fan of X.
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Yea it sounds like catcalling type crap. Just unnecessary

Bad story I heard recently an acquaintance of my younger brother got a bar glass thrown at his face since he had an away jersey on at a UGA game. Really shitty

Spinluck said:
This is devastating.
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But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.
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Umm about that. You might want to sit down
 
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MechDX

Member
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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Remember when you called me an ass for linking a pic to a girl in a bikini and your dad saw it?

Yeah......
 
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DeaconKnowledge

Member
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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You found out your dad is a regular human male? Walk it off Mary!

All those God fearing married men at church are looking at porn on their phones (or worse). Don't kid yourself.
 
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NintendoGal

Member
ciaossu said:
Yea it sounds like catcalling type crap. Just unnecessary

Bad story I heard recently an acquaintance of my younger brother got a bar glass thrown at his face since he had an away jersey on at a UGA game. Really shitty
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Here's a quick solution to the problem that I don't know how to truly implement because I know this would never work in real life:

1) Grab some random object. I had a pencil handy.
2) Claim it to be the best object of all time. No object has or ever will be produced that will match its excellence.
3) Tell other person that if they don't agree, they are an idiot or whatever choice derogatory message.
4) Explain that this is exactly what type of behavior they are displaying when they perform said actions.

That's all these arguments boil down to really is the: STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE! Not sure how to counter that, been thinking of how since we moved here.
 
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Eleuin

Member
Spinluck said:
This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.
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Is this some famous pornstar or some faux homemade stuff
 
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Arc

Member
Boston GAF, Somerville for $750 a month with a parking space or Southie for $900 a month with no parking. Somerville place is a 10 minute walk from the Orange line and Southie place is a 27 minute walk from Red.
 
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Fox318

Member
15 yards for the Lynch stuff

man fuck the league

How about they worry about keeping cheats and wife beaters outta the league first.
 
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