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[bionic77]

This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.

What are you upset about?

You should be happy for your dad that he is still able to get sexually aroused in his old age. That's truly a blessing. If your dick and your brain are working past 70 you have to better than most!

And as far as porn goes cmon. In the 80s that might have been considered hardcore but with the shit kids watch these days that is almost softcore.

 

[Fox318]

What are you upset about?

You should be happy for your dad that he is still able to get sexually aroused in his old age. That's truly a blessing. If your dick and your brain are working past 70 you have to better than most!

And as far as porn goes cmon. In the 80s that might have been considered hardcore but with the shit kids watch these days that is almost softcore.

You may have to ask FMT about levels of hardcore

 

[bionic77]

You may have to ask FMT about levels of hardcore

FMT couldn't even get a half erection about wet black pussy unless the pussy was filled with shit or attached to a Garcia look alike tranny.

 

[WesternHeretic]

15 yards for the Lynch stuff

man fuck the league

How about they worry about keeping cheats and wife beaters outta the league first.

Well hopefully we can be up by like 20+ in the 4th while running up the score so he can grab his dick.

 

[Himynameischris]

Umm so this thread got weird, good thing I'm out for the night,


Fuck the pats!

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Umm so this thread got weird, good thing I'm out for the night,


Fuck the pats!

Go get the booty.

 

[MRSA]

Did JNA get banned?

 

[dkeane]

Boston GAF, Somerville for $750 a month with a parking space or Southie for $900 a month with no parking. Somerville place is a 10 minute walk from the Orange line and Southie place is a 27 minute walk from Red.

I'd go southie but not having a parking spot blows. The seaport nearby is blowing up with construction and amazing nightlife.
Nothing bad about somerville though.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Did JNA get banned?

Nope, but he doesn't have a Animu avvy anymore.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Did JNA get banned?

Russell Wilson's greatness was too much for him to handle.

#GoHawks

https://amp.twimg.com/v/106387ff-6162-4df0-8423-fb1f0abb8260

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I haven't liked any of the Ghibli movies I've watched.

 

[Fox318]

Gata made the news

http://v.theonion.com/onionmedia/videos/videometa/63/zen_mp4.mp4

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata made the news

http://v.theonion.com/onionmedia/videos/videometa/63/zen_mp4.mp4

I'm not fat nor a boy

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I'm not fat nor a boy

You're a girl?

Now it all makes sense.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You're a girl?

Now it all makes sense.

Thanks for askin

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

3000+ posts in the deflate gate thread? What was happening on GAF during Spygate, because that was a much bigger deal.

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[bob_arctor]

Hey guys, what's goin--oh.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Nosering, deal breaker.

 

[Bread]

We need noodle to derail the current topic now more than ever.

Smh

 

[Farooq]

You guys watch A Football Life of Bill Walsh? I thought it was great. I especially liked the part about footwork.

Edit: I should have posted in the offseason thread. This thread is fucked.

 

[Fox318]

I'm not fat nor a boy

what

 

[Fantomex]

As for the God Fearing man comment. People are broken and messed up at church, that's why they and we need Jesus. If one were completely holy I fail to see the reason for believing in a higher power. I'll end my faith discourse there.

On a funny note, I've been going through craigslist to pick up some cheap games for the XBONE and have almost done a study at the same time. When I've purchased ps4 or 3ds games in the past I usually get quick responses and very normal and cool people that tell me if the game is still available and such. I'll meet them at a starbucks and find out their pretty cool peeps that hate selling to gamestop or just want some cash.

When dealing with XBONE sellers however it's like most of them are some irresponsible stoners. From getting responses to my texts or emails at 1 in the am on a weekday. Or a phone call from aome dude sounding high or incoherent taking bout "did you cal me? What do you want?Do I know you? This is Fantomex I was cqlling you about sunset overdrive. Oh hey man I don't have that game but I have Call of Duty. 😒. 2 hours later "hey bro so did you want to buy sunset overdrive or what?"

 

[Alligatorjandro]

what

I'm too old to be a boy

 

[MRSA]

As for the God Fearing man comment. People are broken and messed up at church, that's why they and we need Jesus. If one were completely holy I fail to see the reason for believing in a higher power. I'll end my faith discourse there.

On a funny note, I've been going through craigslist to pick up some cheap games for the XBONE and have almost done a study at the same time. When I've purchased ps4 or 3ds games in the past I usually get quick responses and very normal and cool people that tell me if the game is still available and such. I'll meet them at a starbucks and find out their pretty cool peeps that hate selling to gamestop or just want some cash.

When dealing with XBONE sellers however it's like most of them are some irresponsible stoners. From getting responses to my texts or emails at 1 in the am on a weekday. Or a phone call from aome dude sounding high or incoherent taking bout "did you cal me? What do you want?Do I know you? This is Fantomex I was cqlling you about sunset overdrive. Oh hey man I don't have that game but I have Call of Duty. 😒. 2 hours later "hey bro so did you want to buy sunset overdrive or what?"

Only poors buy from poors

 

[Fantomex]

Only poors buy from poors

And only Chans ask Poors to "borrow" their games.

Step your money game up you ambulance driving don't even know where your going stupid ass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Jk

 

[Coldnoodle]

Yeah, I could never see myself buying a $50 dollar Vita from some guy off craigslist.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wonder whatever happened to Chan

 

[bionic77]

Yeah, I could never see myself buying a $50 dollar Vita from some guy off craigslist.

What about a disgusting flat chested whore for $50?

 

[MRSA]

And only Chans ask Poors to "borrow" their games.

Step your money game up you ambulance driving don't even know where your going stupid ass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Jk

Let me share play Fifa you degenerate.

Yeah, I could never see myself buying a $50 dollar Vita from some guy off craigslist.

That's because you're a coward.

 

[Fantomex]

Let me share play Fifa you degenerate.



That's because you're a coward.

Ok. Add me to friends. Fantomex Battledrill

 

[Coldnoodle]

What about a disgusting flat chested whore for $50?

I think I can deal with a small chest.

Not so much without a booty.

 

[Bread]

And only Chans ask Poors to "borrow" their games.

Step your money game up you ambulance driving don't even know where your going stupid ass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Jk

Smh

 

[Fox318]

yo dawg I can hit you up with this vita

 

[RellyRell28]

This is devastating.

So my dad is in town because his birthday is Superbowl weekend and we plan on watching the Pats lose at his party this weekend (he's a Dolphins fan).

He said something was wrong with the data connection on his phone and he wanted me to check it out. Well I open the Chrome up on and the first thing I see is "wet black pussy."

I do not know what to think. I'm not religious, but I always envisioned my pops as a good Godfearing married man, not a fraud who wacks off to porn on his Samsung. After the lapton incident, I am pretty sure it was him all along and not my youngest brother.

My dad does not know shit about tech as he grew up a poor in another country--so he don't know shit about deleting history or incognito mode. But this is awkward and equally terrible. It's like finding out Luck is a fraud, that the Pats won fair and square, and that Tebow is an atheist.

I need some time alone.

This why I don't post here much in the off season

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

At this point I just hope we get a competitive game. If the Pats are too motivated to prove something or too distracted to have prepared and it ends up being another sham of a game like last year I'm gonna be pissed.

No blowouts please.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

This why I don't post here much in the off season

Off season?

Bruh

 

[jbug617]

ban Noodle

 

[MRSA]

What about a disgusting flat chested whore for $50?

Actually Coldplay has a new found infatuation with overly buff chicks that would kick the shit out of any dude.

He'd also said he'd let that chick peg him in his ass.

 

[Fantomex]

Smh

I can't be too mean. He wants to take me out for tea and macaroons

 

[chuckddd]

You may have to ask FMT about levels of hardcore

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

It is way too expensive for me to go out for drinks anymore. I am on my tenth cocktail with a two hundo dolla bill for the night.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Calm down Spin, just play it cool and pretend you didn't see anything.

I'm pretty sure there's a whole section on this in the bro code.

 

[MRSA]

I can't be too mean. He wants to take me out for tea and macaroons

You told me Ni No Kuni was a good game, you are forever a liar.

 

[ramuh]

It is way too expensive for me to go out for drinks anymore. I am on my tenth cocktail with a two hundo dolla bill for the night.

Fuck that noise.

 

[Fantomex]

You told me Ni No Kuni was a good game, you are forever a liar.

It's a great game. You just can't appreciate the fine things in life.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I agree there, there is Too Much Fuckery going on

 

[ramuh]

Drinking and watching some anime while the wife sleeps next to me. Can't decide on Tokyo Ghoul or Death Parade. Sigh.

 

[MRSA]

Fuckin animus

 

[jbug617]

Drinking and watching some anime while the wife sleeps next to me. Can't decide on Tokyo Ghoul or Death Parade. Sigh.

Death Parade is good this week.