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[Eleuin]

Wheres weeden when you need him

 

[Talon]

I'm surprised Berman can get off his knees and take the league's cock out of his mouth long enough to call a game.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

I feel like beating the Jaguars the way they did might as well be a loss.



I mean, he could get a hair transplant, it's cheap for him.

They covered the spread and scored a shitton of points on them, even if the jags were a joke. The jags played good in the first half too, but mostly you're right, the Eagles played like shit in one half.

 

[ShaneB]

Jesus this anthem is going to be 8 minutes long.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Went to the grocery store for a beer run real quick with my Stafford jersey on before the Chargers game.

Lots of "wow you guys might actually be good" etc.

My shoulders are broad and confident as I wear this jersey, NFLGAF. Almost like I'm Matthew Stafford himself.

Did you buy a tub of ice cream and 3 frozen pizzas along with your beer?

I give your credit for seeing positives, I give them all an F, Sunday's game doesn't get any easier too, Fitz is coming to town.....the fucking nightmares..

Good thing Fitz was washed up 3 years ago.

 

[BlackGhost]

Berman and dilfer 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

 

[Godslay]

I know one thing Stafford will challenge Sherman with Megatron.

Spoiler

Too bad he don't got Titus Young though

Yeah, that was a good game. Forgot that they beat the Hawks that year.

 

[Chris R]

Jesus this anthem is going to be 8 minutes long.

Last sound I'll hear from the TV for the next three hours.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Could this finally be the year Coughlin gets canned?

If this season is like last, I don't see how he survives, even with a patient organization like the G Men..

 

[cajunator]

MNFs been doing opening weekend doubleheaders for awhile.

And arizona is underwater

Arizona needed rain badly but I think Cali needs it more. Meanwhile it still rains like crazy here EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Im sure our drought time is coming soon though. Been several years.

 

[RellyRell28]

Lebron tweeting about the Megatron TD. Why did we need to know that.

 

[Talon]

Country singers do the worst fucking renditions of the national anthem.

Ear cancer.

 

[darkside31337]

Somehow this anthem is more painful than listening to Trent Dilfer + Chris Berman.

 

[Arkos]

I want to make it a federal law that only classically trained opera singers are allowed to sing the national anthem before any major national sporting event. That was fucking horribleeeEEeeuuhheue

 

[Nemesis121]

I'm surprised Berman can get off his knees and take the league's cock out of his mouth long enough to call a game.

DAAAAAAAAMN

 

[Himynameischris]

This is like the worst part of football, just stfu and start playing

 

[Baroquemantic]

Country singers do the worst fucking renditions of the national anthem.

Ear cancer.

Seriously

 

[Eleuin]

someone gif that guy :lol :lol

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Country singers do the worst fucking renditions of the national anthem.

Ear cancer.

You ain't lyin.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Country singers do the worst fucking renditions of the national anthem.

Ear cancer.

part of the reason is that country music is fucking horrible

 

[chuckddd]

Ah yes, the dream broadcast duo of Berman and Dilfer.

It used to be Mike and Mike. I'll take Berman and Dilfer every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

 

[Goro Majima]

Kurt Warner in the ring of honor? I bet AZ would still love to have him back!

 

[darkside31337]

Kurt Warner in the ring of honor? I bet AZ would still love to have him back!

The Rams would suit him up for this Sunday if he asked.

 

[JABEE]

Cleanse

http://youtu.be/QRvVzaQ6i8A

http://youtu.be/sjzZh6-h9fM

 

[DarkFlow]

Kurt Warner in the ring of honor? I bet AZ would still love to have him back!

Oh yes, It's been downhill since he left.

 

[Baroquemantic]

part of the reason is that country music is fucking horrible

This is also true.

 

[cajunator]

Still the best rendition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDSALCKH_Y

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

It used to be Mike and Mike. I'll take Berman and Dilfer every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

what about mike ditka adjusting his dick 'n balls in the booth!

 

[Talon]

Whatever ad executive chose this Campbell's Chunky Ad over any other pitch deserves to be tarred and feathered.

Oh, God, it's another shitty Old Spice ad.

 

[crimzonflame]

Warner is the best.

 

[BlackGhost]

Somehow this anthem is more painful than listening to Trent Dilfer + Chris Berman.

.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

someone gif that guy :lol :lol

I'm going to hell for cracking tf up at that.

 

[cdyhybrid]

My girl L-Czar working the sideline.

Avert your eyes, you dogs.

 

[chuckddd]

Collection of Manning face gifs from the game.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Throughout that whole anthem I was thinking of this

 

[BigAT]

Collection of Manning face gifs from the game.

 

[RellyRell28]

My girl L-Czar working the sideline.

Avert your eyes, you dogs.

That's right she got ass too.

Spoiler

She's already snatched up by a black man though. That's what we go for

 

[Baroquemantic]

Still the best rendition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDSALCKH_Y

Yep.

Spoiler

I did it better.

Edit: Forgot this is a Rivers game. Should be fun.

 

[cajunator]

what about mike ditka adjusting his dick 'n balls in the booth!

a man's gotta be comfortable.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Throughout that whole anthem I was thinking of this

Bleeding Gums killed that anthem though.

 

[Goro Majima]

Holy motherlick this announcing sounds awful. You guys weren't kidding

 

[crimzonflame]

WTF Palmer still in the league?

 

[JABEE]

Holy motherlick this announcing sounds awful. You guys weren't kidding

Berman

 

[jakncoke]

"You wouldnt expect that from a veteran player like Carson Palmer"

I feel like this gets used a lot.

 

[Himynameischris]

Gutsy pass

 

[Chris R]

Holy motherlick this announcing sounds awful. You guys weren't kidding

Only upside is it's a single game all year long.

So fucking glad I'm at work during countdown, Berman is the worst. I've boycotted Applebees since he started doing ads for them and will actively change the fucking tv channel when his ads come on.

 

[RellyRell28]

Lol Calvin be careful Ray might stab you

 

[BlackGhost]

Berman

Dilfer

Why can't Destiny come out at 12 est for digital smh

 

[Bacon]

Gonna be a long year for us Giants fans. Team is trash in just about every facet of the game. O Line is putrid, playcalling on both sides of the ball is horrendous. It feels like the defense could be solid but not with Perry Fewell's Tampa 2 bend-but-don't-break BS.

The fact is this O Line is an absolute liability, not even Joe Montana and Barry Sanders would be able to make plays behind it.

 

[crimzonflame]

Berman is a legend fuck you guys