What's up NFLGAF?
I've been up all day celebrating Boxing Day because I'm 'Merican and have the right to appropriate your favorite holiday. Boxing Day is cool but Australia Day is where it's at. Apparently, lean and organic Tequila don't mix, according to sources, and random testimonials that pop up on Google from time to time. *EDIT* 151 and Vicks vapor rub are not working right now so I need a new home remedy.
CardsGAF:
We're screwed and must survive our next game without anyone getting injured. LOL at Logan Thomas possibly playing in playoff game if Ryan gets injured. Raise your hand if you thought Logan Thomas could start a playoff game before Teddy Bridgewater.
BrownsGAF:
Connor Shaw is starting against the Ravens defense in a glorified playoff-level atmosphere. All he needs to do is look better (again according to preseason highlights posted earlier) than Johnny Privilege. All I want is a QB rating over 27.3. Raise your hand if you think Johnny lasts as a franchise QB in the AFC North. We're next level fucked next year at the QB position as of today. Johnny can surprise us later but right now I'm meh on his Browns career.
CheatriotsHaterGAF:
Who's going to save us from ESPN's cock snuggling if the Cheatriots make the Super Bowl? Somebody has to stop this team. For the record, there is nothing wrong with cock snuggling so love who you want to love but ESPN OD's on Pats worship constantly. Does Bill Belichek or other officials testify on the behalf of that former tight end whose name starts with.... Nevermind, that upstanding bastion of humanity does not deserve to have his stellar reputation besmirched me. That person embodied their way
while on the field. No comment about everything else.