Welp, I think I've finally lost it with my asshole neighbor. Dude comes over to my house yesterday accusing my wife and I of calling the police on his car that he parks on the street. Threatening us, telling us "it's on now", that I better "watch my back", and "go back to your country". Congratulations dude, 25 years living in the US, K-12 and undergrad in redneck North Carolina, and that is the first overtly racist phrase ever sincerely directed towards to me. The funny part was how quickly he skulked away into his house when we actually did call the police on his crazy ass. The funny part is I never gave two shits about the cars he parks in front of my house, until now.